simile
Irreverent Lovejoy
...
his
face
was
as
ghurn
as
the
giant_ducks_of_omaha
...
his
noodle
dangled
lazily
,
like
the
meandering
siloful
of
scahu
...
the
squillo
was
as
flonto
as
the
rabbits_we_remade_for_skydiving
020617
...
paste!
bakersfield
is
like
a
pyrite medal guarded
by
a
thousand
dollar
lock
.
020620
...
Frank Drebin
Like
a
midget
at
a
urinal
,
I
was
going
to
have
to
stay
on
my
toes
.
021010
...
Frank Drebin
Like
a
blind
man
at
an
orgy
,
I
was
going
to
have
to
feel
my
way
through
.
021010
...
Frank Drebin
It's
like
eating
a
spoonful
of
Drano,
sure
it'll
clean
you
out
,
but
it'll
leave
you
hollow
inside
.
021010
...
Topper Harley
Playing
to
lose
is
like
sleeping
with
your
sister
.
Sure
she's
a
great
piece
of
tail
with
a
blouse
full
of
goodies
,
but
it's
just
illegal
.
Then
you
get
into
that
whole
inbred
thing
.
Kids
with
no
teeth
who
do
nothing
but
play
the
banjo
...
eat
apple
sauce
through
a
straw
...
pork
farm
animals
.
021010
...
dosquatch
He
tossed similes
about
like
a
Vegas
dealer
would
cards
.
040503
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
