silentbob jennifer dude, what can I say? but the 12 year old next to me says: "that boy must be a parking ticket, because he's got 'fine' written all over him." 000705 ... silentbob hahaha!! Who's the 12 year old sitting right next to you?? 000705 ... jennifer her name is Courtney, and we used to call her CoCo 000705 ... MollyGoLightly bob-by is a nice midwestern kid. 000706 ... silentbob awwwww, jennifer and molly are the coolest i feel like such a movie star! 000706 ... For sure! He's this guy on here that blathers! But!!!!! He reminds me of this guy named...........................................................................................BOB!!! On FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has bitch tits. The end. 000712 ... silentbob His name was robert paulson. His name was robert paulson. His name was robert paulson. His name was robert paulson. I love fight club! meatloaf was great as bob. there are certain movies everyone must see. Fight_club American_beauty Clerks Dogma trainspotting maybe. ummmmm SLCPunk (or is it SLC_punk) i dont know. either way. ummm....... add to the list, kids! 000713 ... ducky klairchen and/or klarchen is immensely inarticulate at this time due to silentbob's inexplicable installation. 000903 ... silentbob silentbob at this time wished not to offend the lovely kla(i)rchen but actually does wish that she would email him. he meant nothing by his irrational and uncalledfor installation. he is sorry. :*( 000903 ... shiva american history x 000916 ... silentbob ahh yes, that is a good one 000917 ... Barrett Bite the curb (not you, Bob) 000925 ... The Schleiffen Man this person is definitely welcome to any pants_party i host or willbe at. we can drive each other crazy with obscure movie quotes and song lyrics. splinken could even sing for him (if she wanted to). 000925 ... Barrett and I'm sure this Barrett fellow would enjoy himself also. 000925 ... silentbob woohoo! pants_party for everyone! 000925 ... daxle the picture of innocence, the kind that can be either annoying or endearing 000926 ... silentbob hmmm... i dont know whether to be complimented or insulted.... what the hell, i'll just go with complimented 000926 ... daxle you've won me over with your neverending powers of niceness (I'm thinking about trying this whole not being an asshole thing soon...) so you can now officially be complimented 001211 ... silentbob :) sorry im so nice You're pretty good at it too 001211 ... Rhin Horny! (It truly does, take one to know one!) 001213 ... god hey- here's some more good movies happiness (watch it with yr parents) blue velvet (of course) apocalypse now 001214 ... daxle lost highway and cool hand luke are the greatest movies of all time, along with fight club (as you already know) 001214 ... silentbob lost highway messed with my had in ways i choose not to amuse you with. that part where the guy is like, "I'm at your house right now. Call there." that's just bizarre. Does cool hand luke have paul newman in it? i liked 8mm and seven ( se7en ) and um...suburbia, the eric bogasian one... and uhh.. yeah 001214 ... daxle awww, no amusement for me :( and, yes. 001214 ... peyton I read Silentbob's web page. It's really good. I highly recommend it. ::hugs Silentbob:: I love you man. We're men. And we love other men, and we aren't afraid to say it. I'm so happy to be gay. And I do mean Gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum. 010118 ... silentbob *hearty laughter* Yes. men is what we are. I think i tried to email you, but it went unsent. i got that evil vile Failure Notice it sucked 010118 ... were butch! men_in_tights just fuk'n with you bob. Young Frankenstein 010118 ... Thyartshallshant Silentbob's a cool guy. I got respect for him. I think he's getting sick of me bugging him so much on icq, but i get sick of me too after awhile. O! Let me add my must see movie entry: The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show Thats all i can think of right now. 010118 ... peyton For God's sake man! Try again!! SirPan1@hotmail.com 010119 ... deb has really good taste in music :) kudos, man- i'm crying with you (if adam leaves us, who will play?) and have you heard of k's choice??? :) my absolute fav- 010123 ... deb movies... don't forget: chasing amy mallrats (could be skipped) empire records braveheart gladiator cast away toy story 2 :) (kiddie flicks rule) **princess bride** 010123 ... ... is a nice guy. he could kick my ass. 010124 ... Casey Almost Famous and High Fidelity 010415 ... Alexander Beetle He doesn't seem so silent to me. Ha. Ha. Joke. See. 010503 ... Casey That is because on blather no one knows you all that well, at least that's how it is with me. I feel comfortable and safe saying things here. I have said things on this webpage that i would never tell anyone else face ot face. 010504 ... birdmad bickety-bam! 010504 ... carden hello bobby...we should get together soon. chanaka will be home soon too... 010504 ... flo i actually like silentbob, he rules as a one eyed man in the land of the blind. i just hope that blind mans buff doesn't take its toll and force him to think all by his little self. oh and movie must sees, midnight cowboy' la haine (hoping that got to the states but it probly missed you.) pi if... (especially if.... not to be missed if only to explain why columbine happend.) 010518 ... nocturnal I am apparently his bitch. interesting. (see: blather_argument) 010518 ... Aimee Hey bobby, I just thought I'd let you know that I miss seeing your posts. Maybe I've just been missing them, but hey if you need to talk... you can find me on msn :) 010713 ... silentbob apparently you have been missing them, because ive blathered the last few days more than i have in a while 010713 ... Dafremen I haven't blathered here YET?!!! Oh...wait a minute...never mind..I just did. 010713 ... nocturnal I had a dream about bobby last night. how weird is that? I think it might be a sign that I spend just a bit too much time here. 010713 ... silentbob what happened in your dream? 010713 ... nocturnal well, it wasn't anything too exciting. it was just kinda strange. I went over to your house and we hung out. it was like we were old friends or something. so now it's different when I read your posts. you know how that happens sometimes? you'll have a dream about someone in a different context, then whenever you see them it's not the same as it was before the dream. that's what it's like now. anyway, that's pretty much all. 010713 ... silentbob those dreams are weird. 010714 ... punk hey bobby-o. its "..." from way back whenever. you remember me? you wanna fight? no, you want to touch my ass. 010915 ... silentbob Yeah, i remember you. i think we had beef or something, but i dont remember what it was about. sure, i'll touch your ass 010916 ... psychobabe bobby :) i havent talked with you in awhile but i did see you at the 24 hour relay which was awesome! cuz bobby is just awesome and kicks ass :D *hugs* 011006 ... silentbob email slacker 011006 ... Jenna Hey bobby I went to your pics page by way of hey_punk_email_me_a_pic. I like your captions a lot. I myself am a "gallery whore". Except I have one senior picture that I've put up all of the Internet. The same one everywhere. I haven't developed film in a really long time. :) Also, just one of my random_observations, your_makeout_cd is excellent. Not just a bunch of songs thrown together haphazardly but more like an old school mix tape, if you have any idea what I am talking about. It's cool. But you knew that. Later. 011130 ... silentbob yes. i am obsessed with the mixtape phenomenon 011202 ... silentbob p.s. i want to see your gallery 011202 ... silentbob never you mind, i think i found it. 011202 ... ClairE is most certainly found attractive. 011203 ... punk hey silentbob im back. do you still want to touch my ass? i dont remember what we had "beef" with awhile back, probably some dumb shit. maybe it wasnt beef, maybe it was pork. who the fuck knows. just touch my sweet ass and call me pablo. 011204 ... silentbob *squish* oh pablo, how i love thee 011204 ... punk oh silentbob how i love you so! grant me the one thing i wish for most in life! marry me bob! marry me!! touch my ass again. 011204 ... silentbob *swat* tried to email you, didn't work 011205 ... phil pleasant 020201 ... Mateo Fear and loathing in las vegas amalie snach .......and two smocking barrels I feel like a brown nose just being in here, but man I had to pay my respects. 020213 ... Mateo oh, and how does that trainspotting quote go? For a vegetarian.... 020213 ... silentbob "For a vegetarian, Rent, you're a fuckin EVIL shot." though i never did figure out why it was called trainspotting. 020214 ... Mateo because of the wall paper in his room when he sees te baby and all that abstinence shit, its trains. 020215 ... silentbob yes, but like... trainspotting is this real phenomenon or hobby thing or whatever, where thes epeople will go and, i dont know, watch the trains come and go from the station and they calculate what time each specific one leaves, or something like that. And there isn't any of that in the movie... unless maybe its some kind metaphor for the characters or something. i guess that might be. Maybe the book explains it. i have been meaning to read it 020216 ... Mateo I see... well, there is that seen that starts with a train leaving, I always guessed the had just gotten off, but maybe they were just trainspoting, but its probably a methafor. 020218 ... Rhin Bobby, I came across this software (graphics) and thought of you... www.3dcafestore.com/bodyparts.html 020219 ... silentbob hella expensive! 020219 ... Rhin yes, but they have nipples!!! 020219 ... anatominal squillo nipples, i already have two that i'm not using just lately. why would i need more 020219 ... Casey Betsy says you're coming back in two days. Wohoo! And next time, don't have Russ deliver an invitation, it makes me feel like he's the middle man and that he's important and I need him. It sounds strange I know, I'll explain it better in person, just e-mail me from now on. 020220 ... silentbob i was telling him to tell people cuz he was online and you weren't online. but then he was like, "What do you want?" after i told him what i wanted and im like "Sorry you're just slow" and he said "IM NOT SLOW" and im like "Nevermind that, just do this favor for me" and hes liek, "IM NOT SLOW!" and he wouldnt get off that and im like "FORGET IT, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL" so he started saying my name over and over again in an attempt to annoy me. Yeah. I wont have russ be the middle man anymore 020221 ... bryanfrbs not too bad, how bout yourself?? 020222 ... AlmostAutumn BOBBY i want to nuzzel in your butt boozum 020509 ... "Ancient Pagan" Silentbob, greetings! What I want to know is: how did you get your own 'Blather Room'? Are you connected to the 'High Council of Blathe' who runs this site? Also, if you don't mind my curiosity, do you personally know the crowd you chatted with at the top of this "room"? Do you know MollyGoLightly personally? 020511 ... "Ancient Pagan" Dumb question! Of course you would know them personally: the tone of the text is so indicative of that! By the way: MollyGoLightly, That is one impeccable choice of blather name! Bravo! Mine is rather dull by comparison. Adieu! 020511 ... "Ancient Alien Pagan" Its obvious there's an inner circle of blathe going on in here...what do they know? [Sci-Fi music starts in background].....it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy...it's a-- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! :-@ Movies Recommended: Jefferson In Paris; Money Pit; Police Academy I,II; Harry & The Hendersons ...but really I'm more of a bookworm 020512 ... azurebreeze For a guy named Silent Bob...who mostly says nothing....there sure is alot of talk generated about him. Shouts of Nothingness. 020512 ... guesswho! LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! SILENTBOT IS HHHHOOOOOTTTTTT!! *TSSSSS.....* 020703 ... guesswho! LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! SILENTBOB IS HHHHOOOOOTTTTTT!! *TSSSSS.....* 020703 ... jessicafletcher that was worth saying twice. a double blather that i approve of. we should meet because i like you. except for me miles miles miles miles miles you; damn distance. dammit to hell. 020714 ... melissah is not really silent at all. he is an eternal paradox. *worships him* 020801 ... ~gez~ people are obsessed with this dude. you rule the world man, why dont you do something with the unusual life you have created for yourself. can anyone tell me what silent bob does for a living, doesn anyone know. first person to post the truth gets fifty 020821 ... gbkiss is he going to say anything anyway? I think I liked better to read things he wrote, no to read other people's comments on him... but hey! Here I am, contradincting myself 020821 ... jolie I find your words entertaining 021126 ... Janell by reading only your words I begin to think the dirtiest little things 021126 ... jenell to only hear you whisper against my neck... Jenell ... 021126 ... gharrie jenell are you hot? 021126 ... janell use your inagination 021126 ... silentbobby bobb jizzle in my nizzle, slizzle 021127 ... megan he blathers a lot i have noticed. i respect his words so much... wish i could write half as well as he does :-) thanx for the input of your beautiful thoughts. (i just saw fight club for the first time too... it hurt my brain until my baby kissed me.. then it all became clear) :) 021128 ... Dante whats the big deal 021129 ... Jenell to lay down alone at night brings me only thoughts of who you might be...Ah....if only to know 021129 ... Melissah will you marry me? 021206 ... clarke bobby, we love you! 030222 ... nevermind is this the one? 030310 ... jolie silentbob is quite popular....I wonder what it is that draws us to him? what origonally got me interested was the fact that he's written on blather so much... 030310 ... marnie i dont understand what the big deal is 030324 ... silentbob well there isn't a "big deal" i'm just a person, not a movie, or a trend. people talk about other people. no big deal. just something that happens 030325 ... jolie Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me... 030404 ... jolie oops....that wan't supposed to be under you name.... its just one of my favorite Maynard quotes 030404 ... maybe ummm the "real" silent bob is wonderful and i am way gald that chasing amy was created, but the blather silent bob... i think i love you! not really but i sorta hope you happen to be that boy with the locker on the second floor 030427 ... chimp jay !!!!!! 030429 ... dingo the guy that talks sometimes! also reminds me of heroin_bob 030430 ... silentbob i wish i was your locker pal. sorry, friend i related to heroin bob too because he doesnt do drugs. but he does drink and smoke and im not like him in that respect. 030430 ... phil ever hear of a J-dub? 030508 ... phil or more precisely the serious j-dub shit going down 030508 ... silentbob No, what is it? 030508 ... User24 is also wondering about the mysterious J-Dub shit... 030508 ... somebody you have earned your respect, you are one of the detestable few who are perfect. 030625 ... Death of a Rose silent bob speaks out 031014 ... silentbob She blew him for several months. the least he could do was give her a reccomendation 031015 ... silentbob what makes you think i wasn't saying them about you? ooooooohhh 031208 ... *big cheshire grin beams through the ether, sending ebay, pr0n, and bloggers tumbling to the sides* 031208 ... o, and see the_last_minute. wonderful wonderful flick. 031208 ... Eowithien He always has cool things to say that I wish I had a response to. Then maybe I'd be better at making friends or something. That'd be nice. You're one cool guy. 040224 ... silentbob whats the last minute about 040225 ... the very rapid rise and fall of a celebrity. all descriptors feel trite and cliched, and the movie is verymuch not. fast paced. disconcerting; not truly confusing, but, um, off-balance? expressive. vital. just trust me, bobby. out of all the movies in the world, this is the one that my brain spit out as something that you need to see. (and now i want to watch it again. sigh.) 040225 ... Doar i watched the last minute as well. kinda underground deal thingamabob. kinda left me scratching my head at the end though. 040225 ... TK hey, I just happined to be thinking about you so figed I'd say hi, so um, "Hi" 040829 ... cpgurrl can i have ur autograph, mr. silentbobby sir? (btw, if a 12 yr. old sitting next 2 u says that, well, i promise it wasn't me!) 040829 ... silentbob Hi TK and yes. 040829 ... minnesota_chris three words today: the_one_commandment foil evers 110506 what's it to you? who go blather from