barrett j_blue i think he is cute 000922 ... Barrett and he thanks you kindly. 000923 ... moonshine I think I'm liking this barret guy... 000923 ... Barrett Barrett: blushes, then gets up to get a beer. 000923 ... ducky barret - birdmad perhaps. yeah, i could see it, maybe. 000923 ... Barrett Nope, Barrett is merely Barrett. 000923 ... the lunatics are in grendels cave Nope, he is not me , and i is not he although when i hear the name barret and i see his occasional Floyd references i think: "Syd..." 000923 ... Barrett Bravo, my well educated friend. Actually, it's long for Barry but Syd is or was anyway quite cool. 000923 ... being grendel Wherever you are, barrett, you haven't perchance found a portal into my head and are now charging admission, are you?? 000923 ... Barrett No, but I am trading hour passes for six-packs of imported beer. 000923 ... god oh yeh! lime and limpid green a second scene the fights between the blue you once knew. floating down the sound resounds around the icy waters underground. jupiter and saturn. oberon, miranda and titania. neptune titan, stars can frighten. 001026 ... Barrett Flicker, Flicker, Flicker, Flam. 001026 ... atom heart grendel astronomy domine 001026 ... Barrett Mooooooo... Marmalade, I like marmalade. 001026 ... god stairway scare. Dan dare, who's there? 001026 ... startfires bear-ate 001112 ... Barrett what did the bear eat? heh heh heh 001112 ... startfires the bear ate barrett. and its weird i had a dream last night about killing a bear. i was just trying to save you i guess. 001113 ... startfires one day barrett was walking to his car and he saw a note on the ground. so being of curious nature he picked it up and read it. in squiggly letters it said "whoever finds this note must proceed directly to 7886 N Chrysler Street for their retribution and reticulation." so barrett, being the type that enjoyed retribution and reticulation alike, he put the note in his pocket and proceeded to the stated address. on the way there he saw a soda machine. seeing as how he did so enjoy the occasional mello yellow, he reached in his pocket and pulled out a dollar. as he did the note fell to the ground. he started his trek again. being the forgetful type, he reached in his pocket to refresh his memory as to where it was he was going to recieve his retribution and reticulation. to his horror, he was unable to find the note. barrett was heartbroken. he sat on the curb and drank his mello yellow, pausing once to pour out a sip for his homies. but alas, barrett was not the kind of guy to give up just like that, oh no. he would find his retribution and reticulation, one way or another. copywright2000 001115 ... Barrett Thank you. Barrett, however did remember the street name. And so, he decided he would knock on ever single door until someone answered. 001115 ... snakeyes ..he knocked on a door & a lady answered, "who r u" she said and "what do u want" she said "I am lost" said barrett "...and I have lost..." said barret....sob sob 001121 ... god "and, do you know the way to san jose?", barrett belched. the old lady stood startled. she followed his quick eyes with uncertainty. barrett began to notice how hot she was. he felt like clutching her near. he strode confidently through the front door, and cleared his throat to speak... 001121 ... Barrett "I am The Gate Keeper," he stated. "Are you The Key Master?" 001130 ... silentbob "i am the pocket watch" he stated. "Are you the orgasm doner?" 001130 ... Rhin is a Virgo. 001130 ... Barrett How'd you guess? 001130 ... Rhin I didn't guess, and I find it quite ironic. 001130 ... the iron sausage hey rhin. hey barrett. this is the iron sausage. i gotta tellya.... rhin- i'd fight for ya, but i can't think of anything mean to say to barrett. barrett- you motherfucker! 001130 ... sausage story continuer after the exchange of pertinent information, barrett and rhin collapse together on the conveniently placed waterbed near the hi-fi blaring out floyd's "echoes". rhin's raven hair shines like night sky. barrett caresses her cheek and asks for a beer. 001130 ... Barrett Rhin gives Barrett a beer, then they raise their beers and propose a toast to the Iron Sausage. *Barrett then gets up to light some incense and put on Shine on you crazy diamonds* 001130 ... Rhin (Barrett contemplates) "She could take it back, she might take it back someday" 001201 ... secret sausage then, very suddenly and violently, the Iron Sausage bursts in. "Aha!", he screeches like a dying buzzard in a blast furnace. "what's all this, then", he says in a deep, calmly assuring voice. 001202 ... Barrett ...ummmm.....dude.... I'm kinda busy here... *Barrett replies swing'n free"* 001202 ... sausage "mysterious whispering" 001202 ... sausage "i'll go out and come back in so you can pull up yer trousers" 001202 ... sausage "aw forget it. i don't wanna fight you. i'll just wait til you're done.rhin deserves the both of us. i'll go wait in the vestibule." 001202 ... sausage "go for it dude!". 001202 ... Rhin I asked for this didn't I? Taking turns with Rhin?.....What the hell?! 001202 ... Syds cousin There's pizza in the fridge w/ sausage. 001202 ... Barrett Mark, shut the fuck up! 001202 ... sausage i hope rhin can handle both of us. 001202 ... Barrett No Deal, "go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-ah" 001202 ... i.sausage "uh oh. my wife is awake. i'd better split." 001202 ... god the sausage reels out of the house, vaguely aware he has just invaded someone's personal space Robert Downey Jr-style. he shuffles down the barren streets trying to remember where he is. he looks for a familiar landmark, but recognizes nothing. one thought passes through his drug-addled mind before he collapses: "maybe, just maybe, barrett isn't willing to share rhin with me." 001203 ... Alans Psychedelic Breakfast ...you think? 001203 ... god sausage looks up from amidst the ton of bricks that just fell from the sky and shrugs. he coughs, then speaks: "ooooooh i need a dirty woman... oooooooh i need a dirty gal". 001203 ... Barrett Look at the size of this tub! Wanna take a bath? 001203 ... Rhin Barrett? 001203 ... Barrett Yes, dear? 001204 ... Rhin check mail. 001204 ... Barrett checked. heh heh heh 001204 ... Rhin Rhin & Kinky! Kinky & Rhin! 001204 ... Barrett so who is this "kinky" guy? 001204 ... Rhin He is actually the better half of 'the kinky one"! 001204 ... Rhin check male. 001204 ... Rhin "Is anybody out there?" 001204 ... Barrett I'm there right now. 001204 ... Rhin Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Barrett, you know exactly what I'm talking about... Jesus H. Christ! How can I top that? ...smoke if ya got 'em... Will you have my babies? (Rhin sits back & reflects) 001206 ... Rhin Barrett? i was only teasing... i love apple pie, see my entry under pie! 001206 ... Si-Rhin Barrett, Forgive me??? 001210 ... Barrett Don't worry about it, it was cute. 001210 ... Rhin-Rhin-Rhin chek male & bpa again... 001211 ... Rhin (see Rhin) 001213 ... narrator CRASH! BANG! (barrett and rhin halt their conversation and stare at one another. barrett gets up and looks out the window...) "nevermind rhin, it's just some neighborhood kids breakdancing on the porch.", barrett says. 001214 ... that girl over there Arial Courier Times New Roman 001217 ... Rhin Check your mail, baby! 001218 ... Si-Rhin Sitting here, thinking of you, shoveling that driveway - hoping your keeping warm. Just find your happy, warm place, baby! Think of the 'bubble bath' - all those scented bubbles, fluttering about... I should order a pizza! Mmmmmmmm! 001219 ... Rhin Camping? Anytime...Anywhere!!! 001222 ... nihR Have I told you, that I adore you? 001224 ... nihR tterraB, have I told you, how much I adore Lime Popsicles? 001224 ... tterraB !hpmmmmmm, evah uoy sey 001224 ... nihR "tnoF" ,tterraB 001224 ... nihR .liam ruoy kcehC 001225 ... Rhin ty for mail. In answer to your question... "Of course I do babe!" 001228 ... John from Michigan but lost in L.A. I'm looking for barrett. It's me john from the sentimental lady. I'm Tim's friend. You are hard as holy hell to find in here. send me an -e- 001228 ... john from michigan but lost in L.A. Hey barrett here's my e address. jmiddleton29@hotmail.com keep in touch and tell your mom I said hi. I plan on coming back on june 29-july 6. So i'll see ya then. 001228 ... Barrett Hey John! you're still alive! good to hear from ya man! 001228 ... Rhin Check your mailbox Sweetie! 001229 ... Thyartshallshantfloyd Hey you, *hands barrett a saucerful of secrets* You, i dont kno you very well, but i have a feeling someday you will when a meddel. Your not just another brick in the wall. Your more fearless than that. Dont have another momentary lapse of reason like i did. I hear your down with Corporal Clegg, and i like that. These are the happiest days of our lives, so say goodbye cruel world. Make a new machine, and stay confortably numb. Waiting for the Worms, Thyartshallshant 001229 ... Rhin Bear, "awwwwwwww! *Rhin catches her breath* I need to hear you breathe! I miss you! May I c*** you?" 001230 ... john from michigan but lost in L.A. Happy early New Year. Tell Maria,Melissa and your mom the same. 001230 ... Barrett same to you... and will do 001230 ... Rhin I should never make deals! The wind chill factor is negative! I'm just a little... *Rhin whispers* ...nude here! You better be blowin' it off baby! Big time! *Rhin laughs* But damn, your worth it! 001230 ... john from michigan but lost in L.A. hey, all is going good finally out here. I'm sorry I didn't get to say by before i left good old Michigan, but a lot of things happened and it was a spur of the moment move. I was at the bar the saturday(12-2) before I left but you were no where to be seen. I just sat and talked with tim and collin. But I now have a job going at Starbucks in Santa Monica and at a cart that sells only hard techno music and sorts of thata nature. I've been sleeping in my car for about 10 days now, but I tell everyone that I'm staying with my cousin so they don't worry. I do really miss home and the bar at times, and I even was about to move back a few days ago, but it's not worth it I guess. I really miss everyone at the bar and the fun nights of drinking and singing karaoke but I'll be back in july to do that for a while. I still talk to Tim about once a week or sometimes more often depending on the mood and minutes on my calling card. Keep reminding him to send me my Radiohead CD. I miss that one hell of a lot, especially #4. Well, take care kid and tell everyone hello. 001231 ... that girl over there ...thinking of you! I am...because I just outrageously hiked the bidding up on an authentically autographed 'Syd' album...for you! (I am looking for an autographed 'Piper', but no luck yet...) 010101 ... Rhin Get your sweet ass home! I need some advice, and concerning my dilemma - your the only one I can trust with my questions! 010101 ... missangie I'm hoping you'll find this and read the other message from me 010101 ... missangie Are you there, Barry? Do you like your women to beg? 010101 ... Rhin I need to make some calls... I will be back online soon! 010101 ... Rhin ...not leaving until 1:45 010101 ... Barrett *Barrett wipes sleep from the corners of his eyes* "Damn, i'm popular" 010101 ... missangie Damn, you are an asshole. The kids have missed you and what are you doing. Playing online and leading someone on. You told me you loved me last night. Did you mean it? I'm not so sure anymore after reading what I did and finding out what I did. You really ought to be popular now. Forget popularity, BARRETT. It will be nothing but grief to you. By the way, Nick asked me today if you would teach him how to ski. 010102 ... Thyartshallshant Woah shit! *runs and takes cover* *wistleing of ghost town showdown music echos in background* *tumble weed rolls by* If im as keen as i think i am, *in old foggie cowboy voice* - "high noons" ah cumming, and they aint shootin' blanks! Respectivily (in a non-respectful humorus manner), Thy 010103 ... missangie check your mail. You won't giggle this time. Return mail or call or jammies and pillow will be found buried under a snowbank. You have some explaining to do. Or not. 010103 ... Rhin Shame on me, for wasting thousands of moments on you! (Rhin turns, and walks from room) 010106 ... . . 010106 ... john from michigan but lost in L.A. Hey, it's me john again. I'm back in Michigan. A lot of stuff fell through and I ended up homeless. So now back in Port Huron. I'm sure I'll see around. 010110 ... peyton Barrett's page took longer than God's to load. It makes me realize that I will never be as popular as he. Or Rhin.. Or Thy. Or even SilentBob. I will never be a member of the Blather clique. I'm not witty enough. Or smart enough. Or funny enough. I wonder how I can be outcasted when all there is to work with are 26 characters and numbers and punctuation. And all of the sudden, I am staring through a window again. Looking at the happy people, with their "I miss you. Check your mail sweetie" comments. I want to fucking puke. Well I'm glad you're happy. Whisper in your selectively receptive happy little ears. Maybe it will cover up the screaming from the other room. Maybe. My parents left me. Nikki left me. Jennifer left me. Maybe even Blather too. It's okay, at least I know I get to sit next to God when we are ranked according to popularity. And hell, at least our pages don't take long to load. 010116 ... god i got a big purple velvet chair with your name on the back. 010116 ... daxle You aren't outcasted You could easily be just as "popular" as you think certain blatherers are I can tell you from personal experience that griping or self-pitying will get you nowhere and actually, blather didn't start out as a message board it started out as a sort of free association of words but it's the blatherers who form what it is, with no one or five having more say than others, which is why when things change you just have to let it be leave if you want watch if you want participate if you want just let it evolve try to stop time and you only stop yourself 010116 ... Rhin HAPPY? HAPPY?! WHAT THE HELL? who is fucking happy here anyway! i'm still such an emotional basketcase, i can hardly write on these pages! everytime barrett's name pops up, i feel like puking too! lord help me if i didn't fall in love with him.....as much i could, never having see him. i fell in love with his soul. all those 6 hour phone calls in the middle of the night. he has the sexiest goddamn voice i have ever heard, and he was mesmorized hearing mine. i have memories of hearing him, over the phone, going outside for a cigarette...hearing the door creak, and then hearing the windchimes...listening to him exhale, was like a symphony to me! we always had so much to say to each other. i listened to him for hours as he opened hisself up to me, and i did the same to him. we came to read each other like a book. it was so amazing! we could never get off of the phone. we had to do a countdown, and just force ourselves to hang up. he would call me in the wee hours of the morning at work, just to hear me breathe...so you think i am happy! well fuck! i'm not fucking happy. i miss him so much, i can't stand it. i'm screaming, and noone can help me! oh god, i'm gonna throw up! 010116 ... Rhin oh dear god, i can't believe i wrote any of that. i just became emotional, after reading payton's blathe. sorry everyone. even though you knew the extent of my feelings for you...barrett, please forgive me. i'm fine. really. i think i just needed to get that off of my chest. 010116 ... Thyartshallshant Peyton, i hate to tell ya, but im NOT popular. 010116 ... coldandlonelychanaka god rhin i know exactly what you mean. though that doesn't mean a thing to you, i am strangly comforted to know that someone else knows exactly how i feel *shudder* 010116 ... j_blue i gauge blather_popularity by dialogue 010117 ... Johnboy Ther's times like this when I feel this lost and I have no place to live, no work and no idea what my life is suppose to be about ad then I realize I'm just John and that's all I can be is myself and nothing else. Then I come here and read barret's and Rhin's comments and they make me think and laugh and realize that I may not know exactly what I'm here for but I'm having fun and I deserve to be happy and I just wanted to thank all of you for your words. They may seem like simple things to all of you but they mean the world to me. Thank You Barrett for introducing me to this site. 010118 ... Anonymous Barrett the sensitive. Barrett the concerned. Barrett the caring. Barrett the honorary woman. Barrett with the old soul. Barrett the misunderstood. Barrett the enlightened. Barrett the unimposing. Barrett the quiet, sexy type. Barrett the gameplayer. Barrett the untrustworthy. Barrett the pretender. Barrett the deceptive. Barrett the dependent. Barrett the stealer of hearts. Barrett the liar. Barrett the roleplayer. Barrett the man who is what he vowed never to be: Barrett the man like every other. Sorry for that. Just some anger toward barrett to get off my chest. I'll direct my next commentary to bitch at barrett. He does still read these even though he does not participate. 010123 ... ...speaking on behalf of all Blatherskites Barrett...an amazing man Barrett...peaceful Barrett...an enigma Barrett...a special gift Barrett...loving Barrett...torn in pieces Barrett...strong in character Barrett...gentle soul Barrett...sexy Barrett...diverse in nature Barrett...pulls heart strings Barrett...witty Barrett...sensitive beyond words Barrett...a dancing puppet Barrett...trusting Barrett...cool guy Barrett...tortured soul Barrett...ours Barrett...can we keep you? Yes he does read these...because we don't judge him, we don't play games with him...we just accept him! 010123 ... god yeh. come back sometime bro. 010124 ... ... you know, you can always email him at the address he put on bitch at barrett. 010124 ... god i wonder if his restrictive girlfriend will read it and get mad at him again. 010124 ... ... if he's smart, he changed the password. Besides, he left a pretty impressive trail to follow. She would have been blind not to see it. 010124 ... ... / anonymous '...' + 'anonymous' = 'the girlfriend' (most likely - when blathe directly related to Barrett. My blathes are easily recognizable anyway. I only say nasty things about Barrett, along with trashing that bleeding heart b**** Rhin) Note: Your right! Barrett's e-mail account is not secure! 010126 ... peyton Gosh Miss Angie.. you are a fruitcake. No wonder you are so miserable. 010126 ... nix0r blather: little bits of dramma tucked into every random go. 010427 ... Gollum is dead, he was tasty, was he not, precious? 010731 ... HE I pity da' foo who don't like the iron sausage... 010831 ... Heh I pity da' foo who don't like the iron sausage... 010831 ... the iron sausage damn. leave it to mr. t to wake me from my eternal slumber. 010901 ... A Shadow From the Past Just stopped in to say Hi to all my friends, Hey Grendel, Bobby, God, Gollum (heheheh) and all. I hope all is well. 020410 ... Grendel (doing his best Gollum impersonation) yesss, precious. so happy to see the nice hobbit again. 020410 ... silentbob Hey, sloopy why did you leave 020410 ... I took a fish head out to see a movie Now go away or I shall say "NIH" once more! 030903 ... Hencewhat Is my last name... 040422 what's it to you? who go blather from