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silentbob
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He's a really creepy and wonderful character. He is also a funny blatherer
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jem
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from the hobbit, right? my precious....
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Karp
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He brings comedy to the point of brilliance. I laugh every time.
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Karp
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oh...someone already started this page...hmmmph
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blushing Gollum
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Nice nice Hobbits. We will spare them, for now. yes precious, we will.
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bijou
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methinks he may be one-part barrett.
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Gollum
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until digestion is complete.
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Casey
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gollum is fun
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opie .
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whatever_happened_to_gollum ?
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"Ancient Pagan"
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Ancient_Pagan says: "Geez, if Gollum is always fun & extroverted I'm of the opposite polarity--though I'm too wierd to be "unfun"--I get lost in philosophical speculation and the aura of stars & moons...But that's fun to me so what is the truth of fun? Fun is more fun when fun is impenitrably and mysteriously funny...oops got lost in the stars again......." O God(s) bless Gollum! O
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waiting for the lawn to grow
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is under my pet rock, reading pornos
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Bizzar
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My boyfriend does the best impression of the character... he sounds just like him... it cracks me up.
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misstree
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i don't think i could date anyone who did a gollum impression. it would creep me out too thoroughly. *sits bolt upright* something new that creeps me out! yaaaaaaaay! (doesn't happen often)
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Bizzar
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Haha... thats weird. I think its adorable... but I tend to think creepy things are adorable. I think Gollum is cute... :\
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Bizzar
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... in a weird, creepy creature sort of way.
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misstree
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okay, i can dig with cute in a weird, creepy sort of way... but normally i keep my skittery/crawly from my cute & creepy. hmm.
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Bizzar
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interesting... in a cute & creepy way... :/
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pipedream getting protective abt LOTR
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is NOT cute, and the movie makes him a)schizo and b) bearable to see when actually gollum isn't ANY of the above!!! he's a nasty nasty mean was-human/hobbit/something before he spent eons in the belly of a dark slimy mountain and MUTATED into gollum...how can you all say he's CUTE?! have ye no shame?
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riddles in the dark
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distant rumbles
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And yet, without him, the ring would not have been destroyed.
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Tapioca
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My preciousss... I love Gollum! *glomps him* He's MINE. MY PRECIOUS. No touchie, any of you. He's so cute... But then, I tend to think creepy things are cute. And I love doing the voice... Yumyumm...
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Kazoo
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has a lawnmower
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Gollum
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Had no business being on here and calling himself 'Gollum' before he came along and used the name he'd already taken without so much as a by your leave, precious.
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Moi
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I wouldn't date someone who "did a Gollum impression" either. Only someone who actually WAS Gollum. I don't settle for imitations!
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Shelob
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He's married to some actress named Lorraine Ashbourne (who isn't very attractive, is she? No, precious, she isn't).
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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