ironic someone usually done with an iron, preperably a very hot one. 991213 ... Divorce-E Irony kills me it really does, like having shitloads of the right things and then finding out it was all wrong and there's more to come. Ties in somewhere with smug poetic justice, fucking hell fate deals a rotten hand... 991214 ... alicia its like a death row pardon two minutes too late. 991229 ... camille it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 000104 ... camille one who collects irons? ;o), someone addicted to iron pills? ;o) opposite of oxymoronic? ;o) 000104 ... amy my indigo raincoat. 000104 ... meli Ironic is funny with a bitter aftertaste. A little ironic is fun, but a lot of ironic can get your ass kicked. Moronic is that song by alanis. 000105 ... bellee when your father tells you what to do, but has no path to follow hiimself...when you are a straight 'a' student, and they still expect more from you...when you have everything to live for, and don't...or are all those just unfortunate? 000121 ... alicia its like meeting the girl of my dreams, and then meeting her (beautiful? handsome?) husband.... heh. i had to turn it around 000318 ... Brad Works really swell as a substitute for "bionic" 000318 ... marjorie it was just getting far too serious first you have the deaths then the crying and more dying and everyone feels like they're spinning out of control until... my ironic twist comes in and throw you all off guard and you end up laughing on the floor and wonder why you ever even cried before 000520 ... splinken nothing irritates me more than when people misuse this word. who is to blame? alanis morrisette. i'm fucking serious. there was that song--and that WORD in that song. er, THIS word in that song, i guess i should say. our dummy-head generation learned the word, but not the meaning. 001011 ... Brad Yeah. Not once in that song did she use that word correctly. I think we've discussed this before, Molly, you and I. 001011 ... Barrett I find it all quite "cumbersome." Don't you think? 001011 ... splinken good one. hee HEE! 001011 ... DarklingDuck I like what "ironic" does to the twist of his mouth 001226 ... Colleen its like rain on your wedding day,its a free ride when you already paid, its a good advice that ya just didnt take, and who would have though it figures... Alanis Morisette had a few strong points 010120 ... birdman Bearing in mind, the function of language, if any word was to be so common and be so misused or misunderstood when employed, it would be....... 010313 ... yummychuckle that Dillon thinks sex should mean something emotionally, and wants to wait til he finds the right person, but right now he wants to die so bad, and doesn't care to wait for anything. so in a way, he'd rather die than have sex right now. 010601 ... you irony 030324 ... . . 030831 ... endless desire Ironic (alanis_morissette) An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out *there are just some songs that hit you, no matter how many times you have heard them. i can't get enough of her though. alanis_morissette is just amazing. . .why didn't i listen to this jazz before? 030831 ... endles desire ((the american heritage dictionary)) ironic--characterized by or constituting irony. irony--incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs. i don't think she was completely off. either way, i still like the song. it seems that people spend far too much time criticizing things, rather than spending far too much time enjoying them. 030831 ... endless desire "maybe the real irony in that alanis morisette song is that ironically nothing in the song is actually ironic." --IAN 030831 ... Mandijabster ironic...coincedence (sp?)..... same thing! i dont care what the dictionary says...since half the things i think are ironic arent...hmph 031207 ... her royal highness the quirk i find it ironic that the picture you are using for your livejournal is one that used to be the two of us. hmm. guess it was easy to cut me out. just a little cropping was all it took. 040219 ... anhayla the road to hell is paved with good intent the path of knowledge is lived through experience 040409 ... angela definitions, labels, categories, perceptions... why not accept things for the essence... for what they are and what you've learned from it... as everything is continually changing, there is no need to define or describe, just feel 040409 ... emmi don't you feel irony though? makes you wanna make one of those grimaces that looks like a smile from one angle of profile and like a frown on the other 040529 ... the confused kitten flowers tha bloom in a pale winter's night 040830 ... the confused kitten flowers that BLOOM in a pale winter's night 040830 ... bangaaeter ketchup truck hits hot dog stand 050712 ... sisyphus The arrangement of coincidences so that it makes you laugh (though being cut in half by a spoon should make you cry.) 051227 ... fghio fghio 101114 what's it to you? who go blather from