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I. Ronick the only irony in her music is that she doesn't know what ironic means. 980827
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[marissa] big-voice, big-lipped, big-haired wonder.

she'll scratch your back if you ask nicely. 		981023
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emma someone i resent for the teeny bit of mental space her irritating songs continue to take up.

and i also resent her for the time i spend resenting her.

is that ironic? 		981107
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heidi penned the immortal words; "Will she go down on you in a theatre?" 981118
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k a "supposed former infatuation junkie" - sometimes i rather like her. she has really pretty mermaid hair. 981120
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thenestor She's Canadian, eh? 981121
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Adi Naked little pill 981121
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Rainer you want jagged little pill? you can have mine.
if I only knew why I bought it. 		990315
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ceorl teen angst, it'll pass. 990419
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stig Did you see Ozzy Osbornes version of her video. Can't remeber what the song is called, because, lets face it, she is pretty unmemorable. Anyway, the video is hilarious, with Ozzy sitting in the back seat of her car waving around this giant dildo and generally taking the piss out of her. 990930
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Colleen I sang Alleluia in the choir
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
My brothers they never went blind for what they did
But I may as well have 		991111
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jennifer angstriddeneuroskankynakedcanadians 991205
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deb that i would be good even if i did nothing
that i would be good even if i got the thumbs down
that i would be good if i got and stayed sick
that i would be good even if i gained ten pounds

that i would be fine even if i went bankrupt
that i would be good if i lost my hair and my youth
that i would be great if i was no longer queen
that i would be grand if i was not all-knowing

that i would be loved even when i am not myself
that i would be good even when i am overwhelmed
that i would be loved even when i was fuming
that i would be good even if i was clingy

that i would be good even if i lost sanity
that i would be good

whether with or without you 		991214
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MollyGoLightly The only reason to declare war on Canada. 000325
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Daniel she's just a person. she cannot help it that she is a tool to a money-making corporation that has forgotten what it means to produce music that is worth while and lacking originality 000325
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peyton Joining You was a great song.. no matter who she is.

Former Supposed.. Track 15.. You should listen to it. 		010105
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Glory Box =nicole.

I have to stop peppering this place with her name. Leave it alone. 		010519
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dB "It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife."

that's not ironic. It'd be ironic if you had ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, and then found out later that a spoon would have done anyway.
Like say if you were trying to open a tin of paint. You could use a spoon for that.
Some would argue that it's a metephor, but she said "It's like", so it's a simile. 		010806
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Syrope I sorta liked all the angst-ridden scream sessions, but what happened? Did she become religious or somethin'? Thank You and now Hands Clean? Where's the bitterness!?
funny...this blather could be about any alanis, but everyone assumes alanis morrisette 		020223
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Arwyn There are these girls in my hall who listen to Alanis Morissette because they think it makes them 'hardcore' and 'bad-ass'. I just walk by and shake my head. Not because I think I myself am bad ass, but just because an hour ago, they were listening to Britney Spears. Usually about that time, I plug in my speakers to my computer and blast "chop suey" god does that feel good. 020315
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Risen Really where my head is at right now is all about Alanis. The Jagged Little Pill album for wheeling along, bowling over the tourists.

Right now, my favourite song is Not_The_Doctor. I'm thinking I should have had a list of "qualities I don't want in a woman" 2 years ago, and stuck to it. Then I wouldn't be where I am now 		150217
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