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dildo
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Boogaloo
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A dildo is a leather cock Greek lesbians use to fondle each other.
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the fiend
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olisboi
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Barrett
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Vibrators are much cooler. I bought my girlfriend one that lights up.
It's reeeaaallllyyyy neat.
hhmm, yeah! hhmm hhmm
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womens issues
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problem solved.
never a replacement though. no no no.
ha.
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Tank
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http://www.divine-interventions.com
heheheeee...
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nocturnal
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y'know, I bet dido got a lot of crap for her name in high school. she probably got called dildo a lot.
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ear parcel
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when it's has been molded in the shape of a real penis,
when it is purple and sparkly,
when it is waterproof
it is frederick.
and it is good.
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Steely Dan are named for a dildo in a Burroughs novel. With cyclic inspiration, I named my blue jelly vibrator Deacon Blue, after a line in a Steely Dan song. It's sort of a "life imitates art imitating art" thing.
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nemo
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i found my mom's dildo one time, its huge
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j_blue
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i have never found my parents paraphernalia, thank god. somethimes i consider using one, for practice, maybe one of these days i'll get it right
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wow, that happened to me.
I think I was about 14 or so, and I found a GIANT dildo. My mom used to have really loud sex, anyway, so by that point it didn't bother me much.
I also found her stash of pot - which I had much more use for.
Now I don't smoke pot, and I don't use a dildo. I wish I could find my mom's Dodge Viper, though...
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birdmad
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when i was fifteen and we were rearranging the house, i found my mom and dad's bottle of "motion lotion" in the old night table they were getting rid of
...the stuff that heats up when you blow on it...
only days earlier i had heard mention of the stuff one of those silly soft-core movies on latenight cable
i had to stifle a laugh for hours while the clean-up went on.
my parents seemed more normal to me in that moment.
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kingsuperspecial
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baby satan is a penis!
penis penis penis penis!
baby satan is winning!
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Espinacas
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plastic dildo
chocolate dildo
silver dildo
wooden dildo
super dildo
woman dildo
man dildo
surface dildo
mexican dildo
asian dildo
Chihuahuas dildos rules!
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mushroomdildo
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Are you alone?
do you need a freind
mr dildo will always be your freind..
he will play with you as long as you want to
and he will stop when you want him to stop..
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kevin
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dildo is the tool men developed to keep women from wandering
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Zatu
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"Uncooked dill bread" says it all...
(for those wondering: Uncooked bread + dill = ^_^)
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Persona
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sleek, suave, and debonair
He is Eduardo
and He is purple
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quef
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rubber ahhhhhh
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celestias shadow
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"It's always 'a' dildo. Never 'your' dildo."
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thinskin
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all I really want for christmas is a dildo, but its not like I could ask my parents or santa for that. :(
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mockingbird
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a town in newfoundland
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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