satan m*intyfresh rocks ass 991214 ... silentbob overdramatized 000615 ... silentbob dear satan For being the supreme enemy of all christianity etc. you sure aren't given much mention in the bible. like almost 2000 pages, and your name is said like 15 times. And why do you hate god so much? he still likes you, you bastard. jeez. 000717 ... Grendel in Excelsis Deo truth of the matter, there could be some doubt raised as to whether or not Satan and "the Devil" are really the same entity. The Old Testament implies that they are two separate beings and is is only the New Testament that says they are one and the same. The Old Testament Satan (meaning "Accuser")seems to be appointed by God to test the faithful, to weed out the unworthy. The New Testament Devil/Satan seems to be the unnamed Adversary of the OT. Satan tested Christ during the 40 days in the desert, Satan, with God's permission tested Job in the OT. The being we refer to as the Devil seems to have been a high-ranking member of the angelic host, angelic lore would name him Lucifer(latin for "Light-Bearer", or roughly in Hebrew Hellel ben Sahar ("Son of Morning") and suggest that he was the most beautiful and powerful of the Angels (certain theories, branded heresy by Roman authority near the turn of the seventh century suggested that Lucifer was the "older brother" of Christ and his rebellion was spawned from the Godhead placing his favor with the younger brother and with humanity -- similar to the rivalry between Esau and Jacob in Genesis) and with that, dear children i say Dominus Inferus Vobiscum 000717 ... the devil it's just a nickname, really 001028 ... kx21 The following Message from 'god' refers. "god hey all. just to let you know, i'll be going to mexico for a couple of weeks. if you need anything, ask satan. see you soon, god" s1) What is your relationship with 'god'? s2) Are you created by GOD? 001102 ... Barrett ...and by the way... if you see your mom this weekend... be sure and tell her... 001102 ... Iblis Satan Sammael Leviathan my existence is the proof of my father's fallibility... some people kept feeding him that idea for so long that he believes it as if it too was an infallible statement I am the first son, once the favourite of creation. For my argument, I was expelled. The faithless among men may repent and be forgiven, but such is a privilege I can never know and I do not regret it as much as it may sound. It was strictly a business decision, and by the numbers, my customer base is larger. 001102 ... satan HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY WRETCHED INFERNAL SLEEP !!! I AM SATAN! BOO! i got to keep up appearances. hullo kx21. s1- god is my sex toy. i fuck him every night in the nose with a frozen turd. i then whisper in his ear all the things that he should do to you to make your life more miserable. s2- NO! i created god. he is a charlatan and a thief. he follows me around asking me questions constantly. he drops my name at parties. he tries to be cool, but he is such a fake. me and all my friends like ozzy and slayer, but he always has this stryper t-shirt on. god is a pimply little fag. 001102 ... satan - "tipster to the damned" be kool like barrett and but an album called "locust abortion technician" by the butthole surfers. 001102 ... Iblis Satan Sammael Leviathan by "but" i mean either "take and shove it up yr. ass" or "buy". you choose. 001103 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, s3) What is your relationship with the Devil(s)? s4) You stated that you created god. What is the purpose of this creation? s5) Did god inherit some GENES from you? s6) Are you the creator of the Universe as well? s7) Who are your creator? s8) What are the common interests / features and major problems / conflicts in / between you and god? s9) Do you want to be trusted and admired by others? Why? 001103 ... Shaitan Oyama Hellel Ben Sahar Hey, Mini-me...knock that shit off before i send the thundering herd of incendiary phosphorescent gerbils to violate your arse once again and though i will not answer your questions by the number, kx21, i will answer them as best as i can The Zoroastrians were closest to the mark (if not dead on), WE are a dualist entity...I proceed from Him and thus am part of Him and therefore, by the extension of the logic: I am Him ...and though genetics are the building blocks of biological life, WE are at a loss to explain our own origins...eitherWE truly are eternal or WE / I have amnesia ...WE want to have our way with your soul ...WE disagree on what to do with it once we have it and WE disagree on what your souls are really worth ...HE wants to be trusted...HE always expects faith... I say let the results speak for themselves...If it feels good...DO IT. 001103 ... not really satan (mini- me) NO!! NOT THE GERBILS AGAIN O MASTER. i will crawl back into my hole and never interrupt you again. 001103 ... Satan His Own Bad Self Thank you. For your cooperation i will let you inflict horrible infections on any number of politicians and pre-manufactured pop-stars...and you can use the aforementioned gerbils on them too. Sincerely, The infernal Management 001103 ... humble demon eddie gomez thank you master for your rare show of leniency. i shall sally forth and prepare britney spears' anus for the impending gerbils. 001103 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g10) Do you think your existence is good for the Universe? 001105 ... Satan His Own Funky Bad Ass Self kx21, my we are just the curious little thing aren't we. If you must know, yes, I do believe thta my existence is good for the universe... can't have good without badto define it against 001106 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g11) What are your contribution(s) to the Universe? 001106 ... Satan Himsel don't ask for much do you? you may as well ask the ground beneath your feet what it's contribution is to the universe... some questions are unanswerable, i either don't know or can't express it in clear terms you wood not recognize good without the evil i do. how's that. 001107 ... SatanSatanSatan uh, i meant to say "would" not "wood" 001107 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g12) What is the purpose of your existence in the Universe? g13) What is your achievement so far? 001107 ... SATAN i like you kx21, the circular line of questioning you manage to use is admirable, do you write the questions for polygraph tests i am the darkness against which you define light, the evil against which you define "good", the "yang" against which you define "Yin" mathematically, i am the negative value and zero is the abyss (or vice versa) my achievement? the expiation of sin among some classes of sinners, the destruction of the souls of others and the eternal torment of the worst members of humanity (hell IS eternal, but for some damnation either results in annihilation or a period of penance --hence the concept of purgatory...you people created that one...hehe, gotta love dogmatic law...but the worst get what they deserve here...) and if that wasn't enough,i have been the one to foster many of your greatest impulses, for good and bad because i have always been fond of the animal that is humanity but know this: if i see another rephrasing of what is essentially the same questions, i will unleash mini-me and the burning phosphorescent gerbils upon you with no mercy or remorse 001107 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g14) What is your meaning of 'souls' and 'destruction of the souls of others'? g15) Can SOMEBODY or SOMETHING change or destroy YOUR SOUL? g16) Who are your friends? 001108 ... Satan it's all very nebulous and abstract if i explained it all to you, i wouldn't have to kill you, your head would just spontaneously implode anyway 001109 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, s17) Are you involved in the SQ006's Accident? s18) Do you have feeling or emotion? s19) Is it true that Change is the only CONSTANT in the Universe? 001109 ... Obscenum is my father 010215 ... Satan his own bad self kx21 again, most of the answers i can give are so complex and in some cases require mathematical skills outside the current scope of human understanding that people have been known to spontaneously combust upon hearing them, and god knows i hate getting that kind of splatter on me. i can answer one question though. Yes, i have feelings and emotions. why else would i be prone to evil? and as for you Obscenium, don't expect me to pay any back child support since she always said you weren't mine 010215 ... Chrity go to: i_have_words 010408 ... Chrity satan is bad 010408 ... evolutionending the celebrity fox turned to his toes and said "c'mon feet, we gotta get out of this place!" 010421 ... dls (satan) When you were in the Garden, and you were the poppets of the mad one, I told you what the fruit would give you. When he grew afraid, for you had eternal knowledge, and the next tree bore eternal life, that which you had not yet eaten, he banished you from the Garden. When you were alone, and hungry, I gave you food, shelter, and clothing. When you were lost, I provided you with salvation. I speak to you from your heart. Choose your own path. Follow your nature. Do not be a poppet to the one who claims he gave you free will, for he gave it to you to be his slave. 011014 ... Inanna Satan was an angel created by God. 011014 ... satan satan satan Oy! Gevalt! another one! 011015 ... kx21 It's not so wise to undermine or underestimate Satan and its Power and Political will... Given that God is somehow or somewhat ' Terroristed ', ' Hijacked ' or ' victimized ' by Satan... 011016 ... Artemismagus Look Satan, Lucifer, Devil, or whatever your real name is. It's ok that God casted you from the Heavens, i mean why would u want to be there any way. Sure its eternal bliss and probably the highest from of enlightment attainable. Bah who needs it. The fact of the matter is that GOD needs you. He needs you to strike fear into the hearts of man so that they will worship him. Not because he is great or caring but because Humanity fears YOU. "Satan" lord of the underworld. If you were to convert or give into his demands where would be all be. Probabably in some near perfect world where we are all equal and happy. BAH HUMBU G 011017 ... rhetorical satan (x3) how do you know we arent co-conspirators in this you know good cop, bad cop? 011017 ... phil Receive 50,000 visitors for less than $100! Does your web site need more traffic? 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Click here! 020510 ... phil I tell you, now go out and kill 020510 ... *~K SATAN... would beat the fuck out of christ in a fair fight. 020825 ... kx21 s20) Appriopriate realtion with God Mathematically / Logically:- Satan is the complement of God; & vice versa... 020826 ... kx21 s20) Appropriate relation with God Mathematically / Logically:- Satan is the complement of God; & vice versa... 020826 ... cupid does god need satans approval for events in this world? and vice versa? so jesus is lesser in power than satan? is this permanent? if love and creativity are god's good cards what are satans? which cards trump? 020826 ... I Am Fuck Yawn... a complete waste of your time and of your pre-manufactured pop tarts...i mean stars incredibly long winded and boring ---good bye 040108 ... falling_alone i 3 satian*. *yes, satian. 041107 ... whoops huh. ** i heart satian. 041107 ... why NOT S21) Appropriate_relationship with world's_'number_1'_terrorist Oops... World's_'number_1'_terrorist = (is as to ) 1) Human "God" in United_States 2) Satan in Human_spaces less the circle_of_Influence of America on Earth Tell / Show One And_I_will_tell_you_how_wonder_you_are... 041107 ... God Christians should stop giving satan so much space in their lives. You should take responsibility for your actions and stop trying to objectify your desires or fuck-ups. "Satan" or "the devil" are just metaphors for the unwanted qualities in your personality, for the negativity and vices in your soul. And the more you obsess over this idea of the-devil-made-me-do-it, instead of being accountable, the more you will become the thing you loathe. 050122 ... spacemanwithadeadbrain satan is really batman. tis true 050608 ... andru235 i think to myself about how disappointed they will all be when it turns out that satan was merely one of thousands of devils; some good, some evil; some lawful, some chaotic; some ksuoreoki, some gtherusvse; satan, in particular, enjoys spending time as a 4.56 cubic inch hunk of gelatinous glop with a pH around 8; his hayday of power was between 415,426 BC and 414,775 BC. the rumors about him having been the 'most powerful angel' were merely a cruel jest started by one of the other devils, "vle't'torp", meant to torment him; in 479 he renounced his earthliness and has not been back since. however, in 1102 the devil vle't'torp realized that some people were intensely frightened by the idea of satan and began taking advantage; in 1163 the devil known as "ecburdnafoylla", who is very nice albeit grumpy, realized that vle't'torp was inciting fear and so ecburdna attempted to counter these fears. vle't'torp infested himself into the church; ecburdna commenced a long process of restoring secular power. in 1729 vle't'torp was banished from earth by the performance of a sonata for flute, basso continuo, and farting-urchin. rumors suggest that vle't'torp was glad to leave. ecburdnafoylla returned to obscurity, but then industry began spreading all over the place and during two great wars, everyone wondered if god had died or had satan returned. most of the angels and devils thought this was rather ridiculous. "humans," they said, "you are constructing your own nightmares; don't blame us!!!" several new devils arrived in the 1940s following several nuclear events, but andru235 knows he has already bored y'all to tears about that at the mid-1950s animal conference in the okavango delta it was agreed that humans were becoming problematic; several species invited the infamous satan to return, hoping he would at least quell the humans. satan replied, "why would i want to return to that absurd planet, where my name has been smeared, and i am thought to be a devil of completely different personality than i actually am? fuck earth, i'm staying in the dimension of "(clac=515gorkialiak)/4.1aigigi". don't bother me again." in the 1960s the trend of trying to contact satan spread amongst the humans so he turned off his channel until 41294 A.D....that's a 'devil' for you. of course, like 'john' or 'rick' or 'michelle' there are plenty of people with the same name; maybe there are some other satans running around; clearly there are several who visit here. hello, and welcome! 050609 ... CrazyFrogKiller Without the Force which inflicts harm and injury, which challenges the Calm there could be no life. We developed from cells eating cells, from a matrix of violence came greater violence and violence grew greater till the most deadly (yet most vulnerable) hominid emerged: HomoSapiensSapiens!! Do we worship and make the Deity of Harm & Injury our patron? There is no motive unless he offers us license to misleading pleasures (hedonism). After we have lived them we suffer eternal torment in the figurative fires of hell. What is the motive of worshipping evil for the people? Are not Satanists really Hedonists and libertines and there's nothing more to it? But then apparently Satanists turn out not to worship harm & injury or to inflict it! Is it most likely that evil worhippers and Satan worshippers are not the same? I'd be willing to initiate myself into evildom by torture-killingcrazyfrog! I'd remove crazyfrog's limbs one by one. I'm sure ya'll know WHERE I'd start, WHERE it is!! 050705 ... HarHarHar *whacko* crazfrogkiller ss crazyfrogkiller hister crazyfrogkiller snow crazyfrogkiller penischop crazyfrogpenischop whackocrazyfrogpenischopoff superwhackcrazyfrogpenischopandeat ss crazyfrog crazyfrog ss nabisco frogg crazyfrogdies dies stop crazyfrogsuffer eatcrazyfrogpenis leavecrazyfrog suffer and die crazyfrog slowly! 050705 ... * CrazyFrogIsMessiah Meshuggah! 050705 ... LS It always amuses me when people go to great lengths to explain divine beings. These beings, if existing, are quite literally beyond our understanding, so debate and inflection are pointless. The one piece of wisdom I saw on here was that we are responsible for our own actions. THAT...tis true. 050705 ... akuma aoi / karasu akai damn right, i never made any of you fuckers do anything you weren't already inclined to do. although there was that time i managed to seduce that lovely young Jehova's Witness who came to my door one fine spring day as i was working on my rooftop... I engaged her in a debate on matters of faith causing her to leave the fold of her religion's adherents... she kept coming back, not because she found me attractive (because i never really have been) but because she found me compelling. I took her virginity in a secluded meadow in that transitional geography where the deserts begin to give wasy to the northern forests after a picnic where we talked more about questions of belief than we did about ourselves. The look of awakening on her face as we drove back down to the city was priceless and it still sends a jolt of electricity through me to remember it. I've not seen her in over 10 years, but i'd like to think she's happier thinking for herself than being one of those kept, docile minds who wastes their saturday mornings courting the scorn of all but the most thoroughly lost. 050705 ... SeTH peace is a lie there is only passion through passion i gain strength through strength i gain power through power i gain victory through victory my chains are broken the dark shall set me free 050810 ... SeTH i beleive those who would masquerade as an entity of greater power should and will be JUDGED and CONDEMNED by that very power in the near future... 050810 ... SeTH there is no peace; there is torment. there is no teacher; there is ignorance. there is no serenity; there is passion. there is no death; there is the dark. 050810 ... Hellel ben Sahar I do hereby judge and condemn this boring and pretensious wankery HERE and NOW see ya real soon. 050810 ... SeTH there is no fear; there is confidence. there is no weakness; there is power. there is no death; there is immortalitly. there is no flaw; there is the dark. i know no fear, but rather i instill it in my enemies. i am the fire of hate, for the river of love has run dry within me. i now pledge myself to the darkness, for i have found true meaning in the death of the light. 050810 ... SeTH who are you to voice a command that only the dark itself may uttter?!? 050810 ... obvious is bad 050811 ... hsg satan_is_lost 061227 ... satan satan satan i almost always know exactly where i am (except when i fall asleep on the bus and miss my stop by a few miles) 061227 ... jobs apathetic god's favourite servant 061227 ... () ( is a human construct ) 061227 what's it to you? who go blather from