farting
Floptolemy
At
first
I
wasn't
going
to
blathe
about
this
.
Then
I
thought
,
you
know
what
,
we
have
all
derived
some
satisfaction
from
farting.
Don't
lie
.
Free
from
the
constraints
of
a
wicked
society
, farting
can
be
a
serious
relief
,
and
you
know
it
.
Besides
,
it
is
always
good
to
be
rid
of
one's
Empty
Guests.
I
won't
press
the
point
further
.
061017
...
gassy
BLPPPHHTTTTHHHT !!!
081209
...
tourist
"Tis'
better
to
Fart
and
bear
the
shame
,
Than
not
to
Fart
and
bear
the
Pain
."
unknown
"
Fart
proudly!"
Ben
Franklin
081210
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from