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josh it's only natural and you do it too! 991220
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Shar should you be more embarassed by a toot or a SBD? 000306
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valis "i am frightened by those who cannot laugh at farts." 000325
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MollyGoLightly a good friend of mine laughs at these. i could recount the night of the infamous "trumpet fart," but for the sake of you blathers with weaker constitutions i won't.... 000520
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Brad Molly, do you want trumpet farters to be your boyfriend? I know you like trumpet players, but trumpet farters could be a different story... oh yeah, and please recount that tale to me on some other occasion... it looks interesting. hehe 000520
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The Schleiffen Man farts are okay. i try to be polite and release them where no one is around. methane stinks. i hate it when your boewls trick you and sneak other things out disguised as farts. it's been a while for me, but i never trust my colon anyways. 000520
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el chorizon ah, yes.

the phenomenon known as the "fart surprise"

you think you are going to fart...but oh, boy! aren't you surprised?

this is why i never (eeeeeeeever) drink more than 3 pitchers of beer in one night anymore 		000520
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kronoman squikkie... stinky 001115
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j_blue you dont even know 001115
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barnaclebill 'Tis better to Fart
and bear the shame.
Than not to Fart
and bear the pain.
'Tis only a gas
it soon will pass. 		001115
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startfires PBBBBBBLLLT! 001115
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khelbenvasq Smells, worse than rustsy lumburger cheesy balls filttered though a menthaine flamed sock until it is the consitancy of spam, sort of like the fetted meat of a stankbyte. that is the essance of a fart. 001116
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girlfartlover help me!! im looking for girls 12-16 to email me farts! make sure you make them and ill put it on my new fart site. movies are apreciated if u can. just record a fart and send it to my email 001125
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girlfartlover email me at griffinwill@hotmail.com please help!! 001125
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Deniedu oops 010123
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Thyartshallshant Ok, frtlvrgrl, you really really scare me. Mainly because your looking for underage girls to make fart movies (im assuming this would include their ass) so you can post it on a website. Are you sure you even are in this for the farts? Or even a girl? No offence, cause i do LOTS of really weird things in my life, but to me, ya sound like a forty-five perv out to see 12-16 year old asses. But I'm sure im wrong, it's just that what it looks like. 010123
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Thyartshallshant Wait a second! I misread your name! It doesn't say "fartlovergirl", it says "girlfartlover"!!!! EW! I was right!! I knew it all along!!!! 010123
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startfires er, something is gurgling in my intestines 010202
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mmm dan enjoys farting way to much... if you ask him he'll even fart on someone/something for you 010402
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vampers that is just nasty 010402
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Knomey21 Hehehee...I'm trying to find my friend so I'm using her name. 010406
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Knomey Trying again. 010406
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as beans beans they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart 		010901
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Allie what if the whole world farted at once? 010902
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Duhduhcrackmonkey farts r smelly 010918
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Proudly by Benjamin Franklin 010918
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Inanna I heard someone who could fart out the entire Twinkle Twinkle Little Star song from appropriately pitched farts and burps.
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If only I had not smelled it. 		011016
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ClairE More fun than most of us admit to. 011130
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jessica my boyfriend always says those wonderful "surprise farts" are brave....to chance a fart when one has diarrhea. my boyfriend, however, is not a frequent pants-shitter, thank you jesus. 020514
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Soulbird why is it you can always stand the smell of your own farts? Yet the smell of others farts always grosses you out?hmmmm strange..or never fails u hold a fart in, go to a private place let er ripe and then oh oh suddenly someone comes around the corner and stand besides you. 020611
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Soulbird remember when u never farted around your partner?? hee hee those where the days. like what were u thinking anyways? Like they actually believed you were the only human who never ever cut loose.. 020611
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Soulbird my dog farts and scares himself and runs away.see and they think dogs are dumb, at least they dont stick around to smell em.. 020611
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Soulbird geez this is my 4 post.. oh my. i have something for farts..ok but they have to be my own!! LOL no i think farts are hilarious, as long as they arent silent ones from someone else... 020611
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A Sreange Hairy Butthead that likes farting and pi He Enjoyed sucking on his mummiefied sister until the sausage ate him. then, he farted. 021115
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A Sreange Hairy Butthead that likes farting and pi He Enjoyed sucking on his mummiefied sister until the sausage ate him. then, he farted. 021115
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m&m beans beans the're good for your heart
the more you eat them the more you fart

beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat them the more you toot 		030615
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/anon I fart in your general direction!

I wave my private parts at you! 		030616
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rick The world could use more laughter these days. Thank God for farts! 031018
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<3 why does a rasping odourous bodily malfunction make us laugh so much? 040315
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falling_alone you'll revel in foul language but when it comes to such an innocent word you hesitate. 041018
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CT like a build of pressure being released from a container, it feels so right yet people tell you it smells so wrong 070328
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mr song pbpbpbpbpbppbpbpb.... sorry 070609
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