DannyH Tonight, ladies and gentlemen for your extreme pleasure I am proud and afraid to present to you the evenings main event. This man needs a fuck of an introduction. He is the worlds blindest man, the allcomers record holder for the fastest use of a towel, his teeth are so white they can melt steel and his trousers are the deepest shade of blue it is possible to achieve, and that is scientifically certified ladies and gentlemen. But it is for none of these reasons that he presents himself here to you tonight. No, his primary talent, an exposition of which will be your very great privelige to witness, has not yet been touched on by me or indeed anyone else in the public sphere. This is a once in a lifetime event. It will not and cannot be repeated. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you, the one and only self-lobotomising man... 010423
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