extreme
psyki 1.
it was the first day
of my new job
and also my last

2.
sometimes i wonder
if everything i see
and hear, and touch
is fake

3.
walking across the desert
i grew extremely weak
and collapsed

4.
i try not to take things too seriously
like the way you look into my eyes

5.
i saw an old, wise man
sitting in the corner
of a large, empty room
when i asked him for advice
he gave me his sunglasses

6.
what could possibly happen
to make me feel better?
if nothing else occurs
that would be fine

7.
i heard a voice
coming from behind me
it whispered, "turn around"
i cautiously obeyed

8.
if i had a spaceship
i would fly to mars
and never return

9.
it tickled me
i don't know what it was
but it tickled me

10.
i climbed to the top of a tree
but it was actually a cactus
love is such a beautiful thing

11.
the universe is very confusing
i think i'll sleep for awhile

12.
there was a loud explosion
my ears rang fiercely
but i looked around
and everyone was still standing

13.
if fear is a frog
then i have many frogs

14.
it is difficult to control people
especially when the people
do not wish to be controlled

15.
i looked up into the sky
and thought about heaven
a cloud suddenly blocked my view

16.
i cannot feel my fingers
the ground seems so far away
ice is usually cold
the ground is slowly fading

17.
i heard a man speak
he mumbled incoherent nonsense
then they dragged him away

18.
i wonder what it would be like
to be an angel
with bright white wings

19.
this chair
is not
very comfortable

20.
i saw a stranger
running fast
chasing after the horizon
i stopped him
and tried to tell him
"don't you see?
you will never be able to--"
"You lie!" he shouted.
and ran on.

21.
the light bounces off the objects
and strikes me in the eyes
luckily, i am not injured

22.
in the jungle
i once saw
strange things
on sticks

23.
after forty-five years
i finally was released
i ran through the doors
and it was beautiful outside

24.
somewhere on the ocean floor
there is a metal box
with all your jewelry inside
this i am certain of

25.
my mother told me many times
to never look into the sun
she didn't say anything
about the moon

26.
a kind fellow asked me
if i could borrow his pocketknife
and repeatedly stab him with it

27.
when darkness fell
i observed it fall
and i hoped it would leave
because the sun was unhappy
eventually it left
after i'd wept for hours

28.
the floor was hollow
i could not escape

29.
it is rather warm in here
i may take off my shirt
before i get too hot

30.
the man was crazy
he ran in circles
to amuse himself
and bounced heavy objects
off of his head

31.
i searched all day for a flower
but could not find one without thorns

32.
for a minute i wondered
if anything could be real
or if it's all just imagined
i don't think i'll ever know
if i wasted that minute

33.
how many pyramids
do you suppose i can build
with all of these meatballs?

34.
blissful dizziness surrounds me
i slip on the icy railroad tracks
and discover that my spine is broken

35.
a long time ago
in a land far away
there was a man
who had nothing to wear

36.
there is no fortress
that pain can not conquer

37.
roses are red
but the tears that i shed
are a pale, pale shade
of colorless

38.
a magician once told me, "love sucks."
i once told a magician, "you've got to be kidding."

39.
one day i was walking in the woods
i came to a hermit's shack
that was in the woods
i knocked on the front door
of the hermit shack
in the woods
the hermit opened the door
and said, "go away!"
i replied, "why, are these your woods?"

40.
if it is alright with you
i think i'll just stay here
until my memory returns

41.
i seem to be lacking
many important things
including energy
my battery died long ago

42.
i built a large contraption
to catch a tornado inside
my brilliant invention failed
miserably

43.
the glimmering lake reminds me
of how full my life is
with nearly a bucketful
of pure happiness

44.
it was a dim summer morning
the sun was halfway risen
i was in the forest
i don't know why i was in the forest
anyway, i saw an ogre
he was a big massive ogre
i harassed him and was killed

45.
i guess i'll never know
what might have happened
if i hadn't been distracted

46.
not wanting to cry
i held back millions of tears
and flooded my emotions

47.
the pile of shattered dreams
was very, very large

48.
i met a strange man
he told me to leave him alone
because he wasn't real

49.
being lost in a maze
isn't much fun
somehow, i always find my way out
like a spider
with binoculars

50.
if i could play with chipmunks all day
i would play with chipmunks all day
and all night too, perhaps

51.
did you think you could hurt me?
apparently, i am invincible
oh, wow, i guess not

52.
i tried to prove my worth
by showing the banker my riches
"is that all you have?" he asked
i hurriedly retrieved more money
and proudly set it upon the table
"is that all you have?" he asked again
i found another dollar in my pocket
and added it to the collection
"is that all you have?"
"yes," i replied
he gathered all my money
and placed it in a sack
then asked, "have you nothing more?"

53.
i no longer deem tree branches
suitable for human consumption

54.
i think
that this disease
is highly contagious

55.
she glanced at me
i dropped my pencil
the clock on the wall
stopped ticking
and so did my heart

56.
so much lumber
and so few trees

57.
please quit breathing
the filthy, toxic air
you're making me sick
and i'm already sick
so please, i ask you
quit breathing

58.
words mean nothing, really
like this one: pancake
see, it means nothing

59.
the airplane was like a bugle
actually, more like a trombone
bugles are much too small

60.
my hunger has been satisfied
no more pigeons for me

61.
a loop is like a circle
without all the technicality
of a mathematical equation

62.
i wonder what the universe was thinking
when it created itself
if it was intelligent enough
to create itself

63.
flip me over
i am just a silly automobile
puncture my tires
and smash all my windows
i will not feel a thing

64.
i assumed i would bounce
but the safety net
was nowhere to be found

65.
in a jar full of cookies
lived a large bug
with a mouth full of cookies
and some very rotten teeth

66.
do you realize
just how thirsty i am?
i bet you don't
i'd like some water
if that is ok

67.
saw a stapler
made me want to cry
my head is so frail

68.
inches to the ground
not very high up
why won't you jump?
why won't you jump?
why? why? why?

69.
the popcorn bellowed
these loud words:
"eat me, hurry!"

70.
the river was so icy
i could not stay afloat
my toes became numb
my mind began to wander

71.
i was once a bright student
with a promising future
then they sent me overseas
to fight in a silly war

72.
can love be a mirage?
i definitely think so

73.
as i began to smile
i looked up into the blue sky
and was drenched
by someone else's rainbow

74.
i was mesmerized
by her sparkling eyes
and her rosy rose

75.
nothing is something
something is everything
and everything is nothing
believe for yourself
imagine for yourself
discover for yourself

76.
hiding under this blanket
is very noble, indeed

77.
aluminum foil banana creme
pickleburger pizza crust
such a weird, weird day

78.
i sing songs sang by me
i am a choir of chorus
a sly musical magician
hopefully for a few days

79.
going to shiny new places
in your shiny new automobile
watch out for landmines

80.
tapping joylessly
the keyboard is plastic
and i am a robot

81.
sometimes poems can be profound
but sometimes they are just plain silly

82.
when i look up
you are there
when i shake my head
it feels like marbles

83.
fluttering eyelashes
a hint of perfume
and a rusty old ladder

84.
bubblebath paranoia
i wish it would go away
so that i can resume
taking bubblebaths

85.
orange marker in my hand
makes me feel powerful
and important
and worthless

86.
i painted a picture
the other day
it was not my best painting
i was somewhat disappointed

87.
drain my tank
get the gasoline out
drain it good
drain it quick
drain it dry

88.
i needed to put
more things
in the storage closet
but the storage closet was full
so i chucked everything
out the window
and went to sleep

89.
so this
is what
life's all about
ok, right

90.
i think about neptune a lot
and wonder if there are
any grasshoppers
on neptune

91.
here it comes
straight at me
i duck
and it misses
by a mile

92.
your opinion is important to us
just keep it to yourself, ok?

93.
if only i were a bird
if only i could walk
if only i had legs

94.
have no fear, little child
for i am a brave, strong warrior
nevermind the silly costume

95.
a liar never wins a game
of chinese checkers
without lying
i discovered this fact yesterday

96.
don't ruin the carpet
and don't soil the muffins
with your dirty feet
and their filthy soles

97.
worm crawls
into a birdhouse
curious
looking for some adventure

98.
i am able
to do marvelous things
with nothing more
than the tip
of my elbow

99.
some things are confusing
and force me to think
about these confusing things
and how they affect me

100.
notice the smile
on my face
and how fake
it looks

101.
it was longer ago
than it was before
when i first saw you
and you first saw me

102.
if it is perfectly harmless
then why is it so dangerous
like kissing rat poison
or like skydiving
with too many parachutes

103.
i have few words left
it befuddles me
i am befuddled

104.
a long time ago
i was just an acorn
without any leaves

105.
heard it all before
seen it all before
until now, something new
something never seen before
my ears full of lemonade

106.
do not bother that man
he does not like to be bothered
while climbing up the ladder

107.
supposing that
my name is floppy
and i am out
of torpedos
and plastic lunchboxes
this is cause
for much concern
and much heartache
i suppose

108.
like liquid is not solid
my heart is not breathing
for you, anymore

109.
the pancake spun around
on my outstretched finger

110.
got to vomit
anywhere
everywhere
so sick
so deathly sick

111.
nothing could break my legs
like a fast-moving vehicle
without a quality bumper

112.
this is not
the prettiest picture
that i have ever drawn

113.
you sag like a munchbox
doornail thumb is the clam
and picklebasket pneumonia
rakes tiny hamyogurt joy
for a gopherlung surprise

114.
i am the digital graffiti artist
i am the wire
that connects the circuits
the jolt of electricity
that fries the machine

115.
monsters
in the closet
only come out
when it is dark
in the room

116.
technology is my best friend
my computer is my hero
my comrade is my computer

117.
red letters
on a blue background
with a little note
written in green

118.
the clock in the corner
goes tick, tick, tick

119.
i was sadly
never informed
of the grave danger
of eating peanut butter
without a safety harness

120.
it often seems
like i am falling
through a bright tunnel
forever

121.
insert
the enclosed disk
into your disk drive
get online today

122.
not without emotion
the landscape is not dry
speech patterns not robotic
not at all, sir

123.
i am ill
rather very sick
with an ache in my head
and a fever in my mouth

124.
the telephone rings twice
then i cautiously answer
"is this the county jail?"
a pleasant voice asks
"not yet," i reply

125.
more money for this
more money for that

126.
i thought it was fake
but i wasn't sure
i examined it closely
it was plastic

127.
when the earthquake
shook the building
i fell out of the window
and was swallowed
by a gaping crack
in the pavement

128.
"are you merely a mirage?"
i asked the mysterious man
"perhaps not," he said

129.
can my head hurt any less?
i am getting sleepy
can my head hurt any less?
nevermind, it's not important
can my head hurt any less?
maybe if detached

130.
this is poem
number 130
and that is all
that this is

131.
the giraffes are so tall
i wonder if the sky
feels invaded

132.
it is only death
what is there to be afraid of?

133.
waking up
dizzy-headed
is very disorienting
especially
when it happens
unexpectedly
in an igloo

134.
i told them to go away
i think they may have left
however, i do have suspicions

135.
hold on to your helmets
it's going to be disastrous
if you know what i mean

136.
mice are nice
rodents are keen

137.
not here
not now
please

138.
this is the taste
of the chocolatey fabric
the wraps itself
around my head
and makes me happy

139.
if i was mad then
then i am crazy now

140.
a tongue is only a tongue
a tongue is only a tongue
a tongue is only a tongue

141.
some emotions
are silly and sad
and tear you apart
and rip out your lungs

142.
in case you were wondering
i am actually a robot
with very few human parts

143.
i want this to be interesting
i want you to be captivated
i want to whisper softly

144.
you were too sweet
too cute, too neat
i ran away screaming
crying, lonely, upset

145.
this illness torments me
swerving through my veins
curdling under my skin
i hope i'm not contagious

146.
the roar of the ocean
is very, very gentle

147.
some plastic fireball
bounces off my forehead
into the furry future

148.
i looked over the fence
at the plush green grass
on the other side of the fence
and i wanted to stomp on it
pound on it, crush it all
but the fence wouldn't let me
because i was too timid

149.
yellow square here
yellow square there
yellow square, yellow square
every-bloody-where

150.
don't pity me
i don't deserve your help
okay? okay?

151.
i just couldn't decide
fishsticks, or chocolate cake
what a tough decision
i just couldn't decide

152.
crack the code
crack the whip
crack the ice
crack the egg

153.
in the middle of the night
i felt myself fall
off of my bed
onto the cold dirt floor

154.
i looked out the window
and all i could see
was your beautiful face

155.
for a dollar
i would fill my mailbox
with rotten apples

156.
the floor seemed to shrink
and the walls started to bend
it was terrible, horrible
i laughed hysterically

157.
if the fingers
touching my neck
do not withdraw themselves
in the next ten seconds
i will be very confused

158.
the tears ran down his face
like mustard

159.
pain is temporary
i know from personal experience
that this is true

160.
the dog hissed
at the snake
that was barking
at the dog

161.
give me some glue
and i will show you
how to make a mess
on the carpet

162.
the paper was blank
it did not have anything
written upon it

163.
love was spewed into the air
like a geyser without steam

164.
clicking crunch sway
bumble guppy wheeze
rustle thump plow
giggle purple cork

165.
had enough?
ready to quit?
lost your motivation?
running on empty?
burnt out?

166.
a lonely basement
in a quiet house
a sad, sad cockroach
and a happy, happy mouse

167.
the rope was not long enough
two more inches
just two more inches

168.
i think it is safe now
what do you think?
is it safe now, or not?

169.
the loaf of bread
was mildly annoyed
by the suffocating plastic

170.
leave me alone for awhile
i need to ponder my existence

171.
this classroom
is a cage
full of sedated animals

172.
her voice is like a hammer
pounding on my shins
relentlessly

173.
the tv floats in the air
high above my head
spinning like a top
i seem to be drugged
maybe that is why
i can't breathe calmly

174.
my glasses were just crushed
by a big fat man's boot

175.
i saw a funny sign at the zoo
it said, "please don't eat the animals"

176.
the poem is a random selection
from the chaotic library
of my creative mind

177.
i'll give you two minutes
to factor 83 prime numbers

178.
i'd like to cough now
if you don't mind

179.
the sugar in my lungs
is making me sick
because it is sugar
and because it is in my lungs

180.
don't touch that
trust me
you don't want to touch that

181.
i find it ironic
that lemonade is always yellow
but gatorade isn't always green

182.
a three mile radius
could also be referred to
as half the diameter
of a really big circle

183.
you have seen things
that i will never see
and you have been
where i will never go

184.
i am not ready
to deal with this
it is so sudden
so crazy

185.
the guy in the clown outfit
just ate a large hamburger

186.
if i go away
i will have gone away
i will go away
tomorrow

187.
swift birds fly
over the clouds
and into the sun

188.
i try to plan ahead
but my plans always melt
into a damp puddle
that smells like bleach

189.
ate too much pork
now i'm delirious
fishing in the sink
but not catching anything

190.
the honey
dripped down her face
onto her sweater
and into her eyes

191.
when attacked by a wolf
you should never panic
'cause wolves can smell fear

192.
look into my mind
see what you are afraid
to discover

193.
the ceiling is dissolving
and crushing the floor
under which i am hiding

194.
there is nothing more dangerous
than a wasp
with a twisted sense of humor

195.
the blinking light
on the back of the car
erodes my thoughts
and paralyzes my eyes

196.
sometimes the sun doesn't shine
sometimes the air won't breathe
sometimes the rain is cold

197.
i was so relaxed
basking in the radiant glow
of the air conditioner

198.
has anybody seen my socks?

199.
if you squish a cherry
under your bare foot
it oozes red cherry juice

200.
it is time for bed soon
my eyes are tired
and so are my legs
and so is my brain

201.
i used a jackhammer once
it was an experience
that i'd like to forget

202.
can you imagine
what it would be like
to run naked
through a humid castle?

203.
got a dollar today for free
nothing is ever free
sometimes the cost is negative

204.
miles away from home
i collapse in the desert
and nibble on my toes

205.
the fruit was stacked neatly
i grabbed a baseball bat
and changed that

206.
so comfortably
so cozy
so deliriously happy

207.
i reckon that...
no, i don't
yes, of course i do
...i'm confused

208.
until you're gone
i will miss you
after you've gone
i will love you

209.
my sad heart beats
five thousand times
and then it stops

210.
where are you going?
look at yourself
so pitiful, so pathetic

211.
the baby bird was crushed
under the fallen tree

212.
life continues to seep
through the cracks
in my armor

213.
it was a sock
a dirty, nasty sock
but still a sock

214.
i hope
that when i die
there will be happy thoughts
dancing around in my head

215.
such a huge hunk of plaster
such a great waste of space

216.
lay me down to sleep
on a bed of raisins
so that i can dream
of sleeping on top of raisins

217.
pickles and molasses
a winning combination, no?

218.
bothering me again
please leave me alone
i'm trying to floss

219.
fish are slimy
so are worms
i like to eat fish

220.
never ceasing to amaze me
you dare and you dazzle
and you crash
and you burn

221.
a wise, wise old man
just flunked the test of life
for the tenth straight time

222.
i'm an aristocrat
you're an aristocrat
we are aristocrats
yay for us!

223.
a golf ball
the size of texas
in a jar
the size of mars

224.
the lumberjack is blind
the dentist is paralyzed
and the fireman is deaf

225.
you and me were meant to be
just like toes and toenails
just like bees and skin

226.
take a look at me
in my dark green pajamas
tell me what you think

227.
herbal tea
soothes the soul
makes me want to fly
in a spaceship
to a planet
far away
where they sell
herbal tea

228.
crunching calculations
eyeballing the wind
without a machine

229.
the globe is a clock
that glides from the roof
and sputters audibly

230.
couldn't see
where i was going
it was too dusty

231.
rotten eggs
seem to smell
very bad
and stinky

232.
fingers frozen numb
blasts of wind prevent breathing
despair, darkness, death

233.
stuck in a maze
and i couldn't get out
so i dug a hole
as deep as i could

234.
i did not notice
that the entire building
was underwater
until i went outside

235.
if i had wanted any more
i would have asked for it

236.
bursts of sound
bursts of color
bursting everywhere

237.
game over
is what it felt like
for some odd reason
that i can't explain

238.
euphoric leftovers
it would be nice
to have some right now

239.
fading blissfully again
i need to polish my eyes
before they turn black

240.
never before
have i felt so lonely
and cold

241.
it's funny when you laugh
because you only ever laugh
if it's very very funny

242.
he was not amused
i gave him a dollar
he did not respond

243.
i thought it was a patty at first
but it was not a patty

244.
if you were me
and i were a squirrel
i'd chew on my legs
with my sharp little teeth

245.
is that pink lemonade
or regular lemonade?
i suppose that regular
means made with lemons

246.
my head throbs
somewhere up there
inside my skin

247.
the fruit cries
a sweet puddle
of sweet juice

248.
fingernails screeching
like the sound
that a penguin makes
when being chased
by a leopard

249.
i imagine that the future
has already passed
and when it finally does
i wonder where it went

250.
if i didn't know you
i'd be rather shocked
to wake up and see you
looking at me like that

251.
i often wonder
if there are more people
than telephone poles

252.
i am going back home
where i hopefully will see
my miniature guitar

253.
the weather is crazy
crazier than the rain
and the snowflakes
and the tornadoes

254.
i don't like chicken
chicken makes me sick
whenever i eat it

255.
so futile often
time expires
and then is gone
and then is gone
but never forgotten

256.
grizzly bears and grapefruits
should never be confused
with polar bears and pineapples

257.
lunch is a sad event
when it happens alone
on a crowded bus

258.
sometimes i wish
that my life were rewindable
i would relive some parts
over and over again

259.
is there anyone else
who thinks the way i do
exactly the same thoughts?

260.
my sky is black
my world falls apart
because i am stricken
with buslag

261.
potatoes are tasty
but nothing is tastier
than skittles

262.
if i die today
that will be unfortunate

263.
i am wearing
the exact same shirt
that i wore yesterday

264.
burnt
too many times
by the sunshine

265.
this is the door
that opens
with a creak

266.
the clouds look like rabbits
when they hop around the sky
like that

267.
it is not very important
right?
if it is you'll let me know
right?

268.
this is the background
you do not notice this
the words are blurry
and difficult to read

269.
i could be getting mildly ill
or perhaps just heatstroke

270.
love is kinda weird
sometimes it is nice
i guess

271.
sleep can wait
like i've said before
like i'll say again
sleep can wait

272.
morning peels my eyes open
the sun glistens randomly
my head feels like pudding
like banana pudding

273.
curious and innocent
i looked under the bed
i saw some things

274.
outgunned by the machines
driven into the ground
like a pitchfork
except it hurt me more
than it hurt the ground

275.
light subliminally flickers
through the sky and the trees
into my eyes and it burns

276.
if it were really so clear to see
then maybe i could see it
and maybe it could see me

277.
don't know where you are
don't know if you'll come back
don't know how i'll survive
without you

278.
bald, skinny man
sitting on a rock
looking so very depressed
worrying about the bomb

279.
the camera overhead
stares down at me
watching my thoughts

280.
my eyelids droop
and i slowly fall
into a dreamy world
full of soft music

281.
if i could swim
without using my arms
then i could play the guitar
while swimming

282.
sometimes time is timid
tim thinks time is grey

283.
will you ever turn around
and acknowledge my existence
or will you just stand there?

284.
a row of motionless people
awaiting the signal
to cease existing

285.
blue jays flutter
amidst the breeze
amidst the clouds
amidst the tree branches

286.
if the clock on the wall is correct
then i must have been sleeping
for a very, very, very long time

287.
basically i am confused
wonder what it means
want to know, want to care
want to hope

288.
grasping infinity
is difficult to do
especially when you're dying

289.
writing for hours
pointless words, pointless thoughts
flow in circles for hours

290.
i like to go
to faraway places
underneath the floor
where you can't see me

291.
here is where
i currently am
and there is where
i'll probably be

292.
again it ends the same way
only to start over
five days later
again ending the same way

293.
stretch yourself
don't let go
enjoy bypassing your limits
let it burn within you

294.
rainforests are like pigeons
neither have long tongues

295.
so sophisticated
so solitary
so so sorry

296.
wow
that thing just crawled
out of the swamp
how terrifying

297.
i walked into a wall
the wacky fish bites me
i sang a thousand songs
the leopard juice drinks me
i stained your favorite shirt

298.
what goes in
comes out distorted
a puddle of wrong

299.
not just a toy
perhaps a person too
with feelings
like an emotional zoo

300.
i gave you a dollar
you gave me a sign
i'm still trying to decipher it

301.
if there is an answer
somewhere out there
then i want to know it
better than i know myself

302.
scratching the walls of skin
my head feels so light
i think it could fall off
at any moment

303.
why must you be so secretive
don't you trust me enough?
maybe you're just shy

304.
a rose is a rose
even dried up and rotten
it's still a rose

305.
you're paranoid, sure
who isn't?

306.
i'd like a frosty night
to be alone
under the streetlights
humming mindlessly

307.
as you stepped off the escalator
i gazed into your sockets
desperately searching for your eyes

308.
the mouse pad is frictionless
and the teeth in my mouth
are motionless and chewing
on some chewed up food

309.
i discard assorted junk
with reckless abandon
into the ocean
and i begin to smile
and i quietly laugh

310.
you are too much trouble
you are such a burden
you take all my time
you buy me nice presents

311.
fading to blue skies with clouds
the camera pans upward
until the wing of the airplane cracks

312.
jumbled thoughts bounce
yes, they actually bounce
i found this out just yesterday

313.
why am i so sad?
all i want is to be happy
and i'm not happy

314.
i picked a leaf off the tree
i picked an apple off the tree
i think i'm smart enough
to tell the difference

315.
run faster
don't trip over the wires
you want to be an athlete, don't you?
you want to be fast, right?

316.
it is late and my room is really dark
i am sick and my mouth is dry
the colors in the paintings swim
i wonder if it's really so dark in here
or if it's just me

317.
like i couldn't write this without effort
like the words just popped into existence

318.
it's so futile, useless
you want to be a cute superstar
and i'm not

319.
feel the light hit your face
bask in the radiant glow
of the microwave

320.
have a fantastic life
i know that you want to

321.
the bars stools grew
to a height of eighty feet
they swayed in the wind
the gentle breeze was too much

322.
i plucked white worms
from my ears and armpits
only to discover there were more
this process continued forever

323.
ireland is so far away
i don't think
that i could swim
that far

324.
the moonlight illuminates your eyes
the flashlight shines on your neck
the icecube traces a trail down

325.
some things in life amuse me
other things bother me
like silver painted shiny red
and like the nail in my toe

326.
it is sad
when someone you love
doesn't want to spend time with you
and isn't around to chat with
about nothing
or something or anything at all

327.
purple penguins
in my shoes
an inch tall with unicorn eyes

328.
a blister, a sock
a timebomb, a shard of glass
a whistle, an eye
a tuba, a piece of scrap metal

329.
in retrospect it seems
that i was wrong to assume
that you would someday hate me

330.
can opener, cannon ball
cheese on the tip of the iceberg
cheese on the tip of my tongue

331.
playback in slow motion
dripping hot wax on the flies
the remote control dies

332.
lettuce germ makes me sick
so vomiting everywhere
and being generally very sick
i get rid of the lettuce germ

333.
astronauts in outer space
get depressed too
they go insane too
and claw at their helmets

334.
it is a sad sad day
and no one cares
it is an apathetic day
and everyone cries

335.
got a scratch on my eyeball
the blurry vision, the distorted view
i got a scratch, i got a scratch

336.
in essence
of significance
at ease

337.
coward you are
slinking away

338.
wedding day
wedding night
wedding day

339.
simple man aching
needs a touch
what should he do?

340.
will you despise me
if you know me better
you will

341.
i would surely hope not
surely i would not hope
would not surely i hope
hope surely not would i

342.
basket of lemon tree burning
in the middle of the sea
grey ash, grey ash, grey ash
breeze of shore water shells
speaking of horses and gulls

343.
pickle-flavored pneumonia
sing along to the music
of the playful rodent choir

344.
under the stars
under mars
wherever you are going tonight

345.
a special time in my life
was just ruined
now i'll never be happy

346.
if i'm crazy
(i don't think i am)
then how can i tell
if i'm crazy or not

347.
it is just a game
i've told you a thousand times
why don't you believe me

348.
radiant summer reflections
a smile, a smile, a kiss
good-bye

349.
i like lasagna, it is good
i eat it all the time
it is better than oranges

350.
if i'd wanted to be tickled
then i would've asked
for you to tickle me but i didn't

351.
the things i see on the floor
strike distant chords in my mind
memories of lost toys
flood the delicate circuitry

352.
fiery crash in an automobile
some things are meant to happen
other things just happen anyway

353.
it is 1:16 a.m.
my eyes are swollen shut
and i'm having trouble breathing

354.
i wanted to be more than a number
i was foolish then to think that way

355.
rodents thrive underground
they eat lots of worms
and they chew on the wires

356.
the puppet just sat there
not moving a muscle
not having any muscles to move

357.
this is the fun room
you will stay here
until you are a fun person
do not try to escape
it is not possible

358.
don't stare too long
don't burn your eyes out

359.
sums up thumbs up
accessibility and lakes
fed up head up
beauty and the skit

360.
increasingly flawless
i was under the impression
not anymore thank you

361.
minimalism?

362.
very strong people
scare me sometimes
i hope they behave themselves
or there could be trouble

363.
i believe in what i feel
in what i've felt before
over and over and over

364.
my choice is to choose
to let others hurt me
to let them abuse me
and tell me i'm worthless

365.
quality vanishes
greed consumes the rich
their tongues drown

366.
i was shocked to discover
that there was nothing left to discover

367.
up so high
it will never come down
i wouldn't either
if i were up that high

368.
and i was so confused
and i suffered my pain
and i suffered it well

369.
the black car drives
underneath the bridge
in the shadow of the moon
while the rain falls

370.
the candle flickers
the wax melts
the music drones
a hypnotic sensation
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kristin For Emily:

1. I walked in to off ice and said hello to the receptionists


2. Fire lights the night sky as I watch the moon sink below the hills

3. It ended so fast I knew nothing of a beginning

4. oh, nevermind...
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emily thank you kristin :-) 000607
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hell yeah.. gary fucking cherone. that's all i have to say. 010820
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ROFL extemi tease 031013
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andru235 this is extremely delightful

my happiness index is up 31 points
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no reason either an ocean or a desert
no in between
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