spider Splinken http://www.health.nsw.gov.au/health-public-affairs/mhcs/publications/BHC_3375.html lookie. scroll down to the part about the funnelweb spiders. the area of australia described in the article is EXACTLY where i will be living this time next year. please remember to check inside your shoes before putting them on. 000619 ... iron man does whatever an iron can big ol' daddy longlegs hidden in the space between the swamp cooler and the wall... wow... must be a good 4 inches from the extreme end of one leg to the extreme end of its diametric opposite. and all of its old skins litter the edges of the web 000620 ... emily ewwww....god, i hate spiders... sometimes i can kill the little ones but even they scare me.....those big, hairy, wolf ones always like to wait until i'm naked and just starting to get wet in the shower to walk out from behind the shower curtain and walk casually around the bath tub rim....eww! 000621 ... whirligirl Wierd and Gilly, the spiders from Mars Ziggy Stardust like some cat from Japan 000621 ... Tank satan's spawn. 000621 ... grendel he played it left hand he could lick 'em by smiling 000622 ... Matthew Fear on eight legs, a graceful hunter that causes revulsion no matter how diminutive. A strange sort of attraction where you take on the symbol of the spider in order to claim some if its awe for your own. 000622 ... lokkust So where were the spiders While the fly tried to break our balls 000622 ... grendel screwed-up eyes and screw-down hair-do 000716 ... I quoth "People who aren't scared of spiders are SCUM. They should all be killed"~ Phil Jupitus 000724 ... god (GIANT SPIDERS) of shame 010212 ... ASS FACELY ((((GIANT)))) 010218 ... girl_jane the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout down came the rain and washed the spider out out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again 020308 ... Ziggy Stardust spiders_talk_alot_you_know 020308 ... Ziggy Stardust spiders_talk_a_lot_you_know 020308 ... frightened..Grievance I once watched a discovery channel special on them. Apparently in Japan and Korea and some other places there is a spider so big that it can bite through a thick leather boot, and it likes to hide out in peoples gardens, and when you disturb its nest it gets very aggressive and has even been known to chase people down and bite through their thick leather boots and still poison them. This thing scares the hell out of me. 020308 ... jackie "spider spider on the wall" mc cracken giant_spiders_of_shame they're what's_for_dinner 020308 ... lycanthrope i reach down and touch everything, even though i know a bite is waiting, even though i know the pain will be instant, my hand cannot help but fall on it, roughshod, awaiting its approval, its rejection, its very real venom. 020308 ... KindreDSpirit daddy-long-legs once seemed so friendly my own daddy told me (on a camping trip once) don't be afraid they can't hurt you look when they walk on your arm they just tickle, see? they huddled high in the outhouse corners and i watched amused and sang to my friends as they marched down the wall leg after leg while my short legs dangled then i heard that these friendly spiders were deadliest of all but with jaws far too weak to pierce our skin i imagine the look of shocked surprise in the little eye-clusters on the face of the first ever to try and taste a human and now i know that they march out of bitterness: curses! foiled again! stamping their tiny octo-feet at mandibular inferiority at charles darwin at life in the outhouse and most of all at pink tasty children who call them friendly spiders. 020318 ... the spider man on candystripe legs 020318 ... Toxic_Kisses My mother told me about a customer whose husband had gone to sleep one night and when he slept a spider laid its eggs in his eardrum, and than they hatched and instead of leaving out of his ear they went farther in, they went into his brain and he ended up dieing a slow painful death. After hearing that I suddenly can't stand spiderz(!) and I now sleep w/ earplugs in my ears 020518 ... kill rhythm spiderman 020518 ... ISpyASpider Well, well, well.... what do you know? Giant spiders can talk! 030918 ... oon (farky) giant_spiders_of_shame 030918 ... anythingbutcryptic and doing it. and doing it. and doing it well. sarah jones - your revolution your revolution will not happen between these thighs... holy fuck i thought the wall had grown some brown splindy legs but it was a daddy long legs approximately thirty centimetres from my naked face. what a strange spider, really, when you look at it closely, its legs/ it tiptoes, no, it... skitters skutters / changes from one direction to the next! its legs / so thin like matchsticks! its body like a tiny compact rectangle! i got my maths book and whacked it gently. the body stuck to the wall a leg got cut off and stuck to the wall also, folded into a slight triangle the leg, the spider was still im going to leave it there. like i left that mosquito for two months, about forty centimetres higher on the wall. and sometimes i will look at it and think about life and death. or just look at it. to contemplate its stillness. is that weird? is that random? my friend rang me up, "whats up? "i killed a spider" "youre more random than i thought you were," he says. he tells me about his girlfriend and he wants to get to third base and hes gonna give it to her. "till she moans." we giggle. i tell him how i forgot about my resolution to do it before im eighteen. he tells me hes resolute about doing it before seventeen. its 4:39pm. 080129 ... RoxRoxx "Stick Around" said the Spider to the Fly 091010 what's it to you? who go blather from