tank newguy Tank is a local miscreant who is enigmatic by nature, yet she will bust your ass if you give her the chance 000405 ... Tink got a new hat a few months ago. thanks to a tink. tink and tank. tinkywinky and tankywanky. "these trousers make my legs look like sausages." 000405 ... Johnathan Alowishes Lauren she makes me go :-) and :-( sometimes i want to :-p her and the she gets me all :- but i will never be :-| towards her she's one hell of a broad i tell ya 000417 ... SomeoneElse According to Maureen, Tank is a "god-rejecting, pagan-worshipping, heathen-slut-whore from hell." I think I may agree with her. But then, what would I know..? 000417 ... Tank Is a four foot, 300lb midget with orange pubes which she likes to delicately microbraid. Her underarm hair grows rather fastly and has a strange green aura about it. She smells sweetly of last weeks garbage after it's been in the sun for a week. She has 7 eyes, all the better to undress you with. Her ears are such that Nellie and her don't speak anymore since she did Nellie out of first prize. Her breasts are concave and blue. She have also tattooed them with fishes. Her fingernails are always filthy and she has beach tar on her feet. And her mustache is rather distinctive to say the least... 000419 ... Tink has helped me out spectacularly recently. she really deserves a vacation. she works too hard. newguy, on the other hand, does NOT deserve a vacation. we'll let him have one anyway, though.... 000419 ... Tank THE FUCKING WOMAN!!! 000512 ... bumba_fuck should be celebrating today 000519 ... silentbob equals cool 001230 ... slizylvia please refer to the aquarium supplies section. 030612 what's it to you? who go blather from