resume kara RESUME Kara Givens 5522 WhoGivesAFuck ave. Somewhere,FU 42069 Objective: To kill all the stupid people who serve no purpose in this life and who are wasting perfectly good air that I could be breathing. Education: spending everyday of my inferior life at a low-grade high school with a bad reputation. Work Experience: Staring at the faces of every moronic person who wishes to be fed slaughtered cows and granulated chicken compressed into small patties. (Mc Donald's) Having to put up with fat, ugly, picky managers who are so ungreatful you wish you could choke them or smother them with large amounts of bread dough. (Subway) Volunteer Experience: What? Volunteer?! You mean people actually work for nothing? how fucked up is that?! L.O.L 010213 ... mmm lol, nice 010402 ... professor uno I shuffled quotas for an enterprising eel. Lived in the community for a prized tasty. Can take an experimental diaper and make a castle out of it. Schooling extends back to the Tumble Ages where I lettered in marinating and stretching, but my grades weren’t all that — a negative 12 million. Worked for Walter Steelman, head of the Diaphoretic Institute of Breathing Clapping Spinning and Moralizing. There I was a gambler and my profits are all around this goddamn town. Propagated the tranquil pingings in full vials. Composed an uberdrone out of rice. Buried beneath the Tombs of Chan Mossa, is a surreptitious humming clock made of iridium. Put that there. Been to Scahu. Expected margarine, got the Barksarian Fleet. 020829 ... kaibutsu Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -dorothy parker 040307 ... thy kara: hahahahaahhahahaha ahhh. 110720 ... xngine exhume 160422 what's it to you? who go blather from