banana amorfus I'm so mad, I'm going to go home and put a banana in the refrigerator! (N. California parlance circa 1940) 000524 ... amorfus Musa sapientium ("fruit of wisdom") 000524 ... amorfus Czech for banana is "banány" 000524 ... Brad I kind of like this fruit. I don't really like to eat it that much, they taste alright, but I never crave one. I think i like the idea of it more than anything else. There's just this real peculiar vibe about a banana, dig? It's the one that doesn't have much in common with all the other fruits, and it seems to always be the first to be left out. It looks differently. It's not the least bit round, like most fruits at least vaguely are. It's different, but not for the sake of being different. A banana is just itself. It happens to be different, but its goal is to not be different. It's goal is to just be a banana. I like the banana. 000525 ... moonshine Yellows so charming. My favorite part of my job is making banana splits, that and dancing in the freezer. 000525 ... grasshopper they split if you're too vigorous 000525 ... Brad Is my mind in the gutter again or is that really what you meant? 000525 ... Tank it is one of my ambitions to shit a banana that looks like a banana. my friend was once so healthy, that she shat what she ate. or rather, her shit looked like the food she had consumed to make her shit. so i have decided i wanna shit a banana, just like her. 000921 ... moonshine Dipped in carmel? 000921 ... daxle there was always a fight about who got to leave to buy more bananas when we ran out, and I was always out because I was the newest... it's strange how people will fight over something that has no intrinsic value, similar to how people create trends by thinking they are following them. 000921 ... Gaz I like bananas, their shape, their taste, that they go squishy after a few days. 010124 ... lil red girlie i luv bananes little yellow bunches of fun sweet little cavendish fingers my favorite flavor besides david 010419 ... velvet spasm that's when el's 'shrooms really began to kick in. he spun his head around violently. his thick rubbery lips flailed like soggy tubesocks tied to the door handle of a '79 volare. a single drop of grease escaped from his mane like a little child thrown from a merry-go-round. his eyes narrowed, then focused on a cloaked apparition bearing what appeared to be an ancient scroll containing terrible mysteries. upon the scroll was a single slice of pizza, also shedding grease. elvis lunged greedily for the slice. the apparition dissolved, and el found himself plunging into an abyss. el's head swam as he backed away from the toilet. he pulled up his pants, and half-heartedly raised his zipper. his hands, and the entire bathroom, were covered with shit. he retched, then reeled out of the room. 010419 ... vampers is only good when sliced, and placed in layers with honey and coconut 010419 ... katethegreat how in any way shape or form does that shit story have to do with bananas, what the hell is all of that on the sacered banana page!? (p.s. i only like refridgerated bananas) 010601 ... Dafremen Don't you get it. velvet spasm wasn't satisfied to just TALK about bananas, she/he had to become one. And after reading that blather...wouldn't you agree that velvet spasm is bananas? 010601 ... rubydee fabulously phalic... bananas 010609 ... nemo this is true, believe it or not... my friends mom stuck a banana up her pussy and got it stuck and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. unfortunately the banana had some strange disease on it and she got it and it infected her ovaries for quite some time. she was a real big bitch and had to spend almost a full year in bed because of the damn banana. now how strange is that? gurlies, this is a lesson, dont stick banana's up there! 010614 ... nemo 4011 -- national grocery code for banana 010614 ... kitten on drugs i have a best friend...her name is shanna, but i call her banana. i don't think she likes it, but that's one of the ways i show people that i care. if i like someone, i'll make up a silly name for that person. strangely enough, she doesn't even like bananas. hmmm...perhaps a new nickname is in order?? 020104 ... ClairE Seth told us at dinner one night how gorillas peel them from the bottom, which when you think about it makes sense, since the top is where it was attached to the plant. Supposedly it's easier to peel this way. It was his explanation for peeling it upside_down. He liked having the girls listen to him and feeling special. 020104 ... god jamf dug his own grave with the spoon of discontentment. 020105 ... kerry bananas are yucky! 020106 ... gertrude sting a banana gave out a spoontracker signing bonus once. no twice. 020807 ... jane dirty, man... i have some dirty stories about bananas... 020807 ... Banana OLLEH - HELLO 021115 ... habanero sliced plantains in the skillet, fry lightly and lay 'em on the white rice. black beans in a little bowl, herbed, steaming a serving of the ropa vieja or the costillas with the guayabera sauce and a glass of mojito, letting the tartness of the lime the sweetness of the sugar and the bite of the rum go down slow listen to the rhythms in the background conga dwashing away the traffic sounds the first bite of the plantain, softened, but still firm, the mild sweetness brought forth by the cooking, like its cousin the banana, but a little more subtle 021115 ... erica YOU MUST EAT THE BANANA!!! 030204 ... Insat squigy, squashy, yucky, messy but tasty bit of fruit on a slice of toast ... mushed beyond recognition. 030204 ... flipchrist those sellout asians that act white. specially the ones that feels their too cool to date their own race, looks down on the 'FOBs', and the retartds that use whitening cream for their skin. u fucking bananas. (yellow on the outside, white on the inside) 030322 ... nesa hesa hoo la jaune banan est foo 030324 ... niska i have a friend who was interested in getting good grades and gave her future some real thought. it was demeaning that her 'community' called her an apple - red on the outside, white on the inside. she is native-american... they demanded post-secondary education be funded, so why shouldn't she expect to take advantage of that and contribute to her future? it just baffles the mind. why should the color of one's skin determine whether they should be allowed to pursue goals in life? and why should someone's own 'community' deny support to someone only helping break the unreasonable stereotypes they face? how is taking pride in one's self a 'white' thing to do? that's just sick and ignorant. 030406 ... flipchrist niska is that in reference to my blather? coz my description is completely different from ur description of 'apple' and the opposite of having pride on ur self 030407 ... eViLrOdEnT a banana is a yellow fruit that is tasty 030407 ... niska it wasn't a commentary. my blathe is in no way connected to yours, save for the phrase 'white on the inside'. it reminded me of something that is probably compeletly different from your experience. sorry, if you felt i implied otherwise... 030407 ... falling_alone ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. 040528 ... Mandijabster u stole...my blather.... ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...Banana Phone! ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..Banana Phoooooone! I got this feeling its so appealing for us to get together and sing! ring ring ring ring ring ring rign Banana Phone! ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phooooone It grows in bunches, ive got my hunches, its cellular modular, interactive-odular yea...right...nifty lil song it is. 040531 ... Borealis "Can I watch you eat it?" 040601 ... luminesence *smiles* 040603 ... yoguru excellent yogurt addition, in case you hadn't noticed 060605 ... Useless Proverbs Eat a banana right now. 071208 ... jane will always be fun to say 071209 ... margaux banana_phone !!! 071209 ... fghio fghio 101114 what's it to you? who go blather from