cockroach mister mourning trash and debris and decay i wish i could escape through the cracks in the walls whenever the lights come on yeah yeah yeah bug spray gets me high 011006 ... bijou on a mean streak those motherfuckers. i dont kill them. i pick them up and throw them in the toilet then i piss on them. then flush them. fuck you, jerk. they're so much like humans, i think thats why we hate them so much. 011006 ... Inanna cockroaches belong outside... inside if they invade my territory ... guess what? 011006 ... cresentwhench My friends are all cockroaches. Theres Vinny, Val, Vixen, Xylem, and about 60 other "friends" that I have posted on tooth picks in my bedroom. They look cool if they don't fall apart when a piece of dust lands on them. Of course all of this is bullshit. My cockroaches arn't really stuck on toothpicks...ohhh no my dearies!!! They are really frozen in my freezer! 020923 ... call_me_lydea just about the worst insect ever. My school has them randomly wandering and all the girls are too scared too crush them, or they want to be "humane" b/c the cockroach " Never did anything to you!" *rolls eyes* If you do squish the crap out of them, they ooze white pussy-like shit. revolting.... 020924 ... nobody special what is so wrong with cockroaches? just because they walk around spreading disease...so do humans 030325 ... closet ballerina ... and you have to really whack those bastards to kill them too.. you can crush half their body and the other half will just keep going. ugh. 030902 ... Alden I have a colony of madagascar hissing cockroaches, I feed them to my tarantulas, (Aran'Gar, Osan'Gar, Mephisto, Andariel, and Moloch) Crunchy crunchy.... 030902 ... closet ballerina a tarantula named moloch. ginsberg would be proud. 030914 ... kookaburra to closet ballerina: i ADORE your name! had to get that off her chest 040407 ... Bam Laden gets really old and becomes a childrens performer. 061107 ... epitome of incomprehensibility Sounds much better in Spanish."La cucaracha,la cucaracha ya no puede caminar..." actually doing a three-part arrangement of that song in choir. It's fun. 070507 ... grendel i need to call maintenance to patch the hole in my kitchen where they fixed the drainpipe the little bastards are in my cupboard thank hell i keep everything in sealed packages 070507 ... RUN ! - train jump hee hee hee - have a cockroach ! we were accross the road before..and that guest house was much nicer ... sorry... thats the way we nomad gippos do it sometimes ! rough it next to the cockroaches ! you can't have the Savoy all the time that would be boring ! we are people of the standing chair ! leaving K.L. to get to some islands... and there's my hut ! 070507 ... megan you know only they and toyota trucks will survive a nuclear war and maybe virgos ;) 070507 ... nom there was a cockroach in my dream only it was a spider 070507 ... pete die! 070508 ... unhinged i try to let bugs live now. but earwigs and cockroachs must be destroyed. i should have known when the first few mornings i showered in my brother's bathroom with cockroach carcasses. i should have known it would only be a matter of time. but_still , it scared the shit out of me when a huge ass one scuttled out from i don't know the fuck where when i'm dripping wet in the fucking shower. i picked up the shampoo bottle and clobbered the shit out of it. it was still squirming after i severed the head. gross 070509 ... hsg My crossbow is not quite effective against these fuckers. I shot a ballpoint_pen into the floor trying to kill one. Now I got some black_flag 100520 what's it to you? who go blather from