lettuce florescent light when I have cheese I'm out of bread when I have bread I'm out of cheese when I have cheese and bread the lettuce is moldy 010606 ... nocturnal at work at least you could still make a grilled cheese, if you have butter that is. 010606 ... Dafremen ..pray. 010606 ... Dafremen That was very tricky florescent... See noc, she can't EVER have moldy lettuce with her bread and she knows it. Whenever she has cheese she doesn't have bread. And whenever she has bread, she has no cheese. So how could she EVER have both bread AND cheese? She can't, by her own admission, and as we both know Ms. Light is MANY things, but a LIAR she is not. So since she can never have bread AND cheese, the lettuce will not be moldy. Or something like that. 010606 ... Photophobe No, when she has cheese, and bread the lettuce will be mouldy. But this will never occur thus, the lettuce will never be mouldy. But you can't say that when she has both the lettuce will not be mouldy... Cause it will. It just won't ever happen. 010606 ... kerry i hate when the ditzy girls at school start talking about the difference between types of lettuces and find it to be a conversation of substance. 011214 ... tonya black_glass lettuce, black_lettuce octopus on my eye 011215 ... jennyanydots kerry, maybe they are being domestic. it's important to know how to make a good salad. 040405 ... jolie laide Lettuce is the base of my food chain. 040615 ... dries&hardens anything but iceberg will do me fine, so long as it's not moldy 051228 what's it to you? who go blather from