keyboard
me?
i've
been
banging
at
this
keyboard
for
the
last
two
hours
,
and
all
i
got
was
this
lousy
blathe
.
991124
...
amy
hey
!
lousy
to
you
,
maybe
.
000206
...
The Schleiffen Man
i
have
a
newkeyboard
that
rocks
while
i
tyope...
i
guess
i'll
just
get
use
to
it
but
the
keys
clack
a
little
softer
now
...
the
old
keyboard
is
attached
to
an
even
older
computer
sitting
on
my
top
shelf
number
crunching
for
the
good
of
man
kind
...
the
compute ront
he
shelf
cost
me
50
dollars
last
year
and
it's
slow
,
but
it
does
what
it
needs
to
and
what
i
need
it
to
.
it
was
even
an
intensive graphics workstation
over
the
summer
for
one
of
my
firends
who
had
no
computer
but
needed
to
work
on
her
budding
record
label
.
it
runs
slowly
but
smoothly...
now
it
sits
alone
on
my
top
shelf
to
be
forgotten
but
not
lost
...
it
runs
silently
day
and
night
crunching
the
numbers
it
was
destined
for
. mayb
someday
it'll
be
my
test
bed
for
programs
or
some
new
fangled operating
system
if
i
get
off
my
ass
.
and
to
think
...
all
i
needed
was
a
new
keyboard.
000830
...
The Schleiffen Man
too
bad
my
new
keyboard
doesn't
have
a
spell
checker
heh
000830
...
klairchen
I've
been
banging
away
on
a
different
type
of
keyboard
this
entire
evening
and
all
I
did
was
give
up
and
come
here
to
type
this
lousy
blathe
.
000831
...
Yoda
I_broke_my_space_bar_about_two_minutes__ago.__The_first_word_that_came_out_of_my_mouth_was_"Dang"...__I_wasn't_that_____surprised,_seeing_as_to_how_ard_I_hit_my_keyboard_once_I_found_out_I_broke_my___number_two_key_two_and_a_half_minutes___earlier..._Good_thing_I_keep_a_watch____handy_and_not_a_spare_keyboard.__:^|
001120
...
lamo
yeah
my
buttons
suck
too
i
want
one
of
those
voice
activated
ones
but
i
bet
that
id
break
it
stupid
piece
of
crap
!!!!
040506
...
Doar
.
070805
...
ues
i
spilled
milk
on
it
and
the
subsequent corroding
of
the
mother_board
thusly
altered
the
course
of
my
life
entirely
...
...
so
don't
drink
anywhere
near
your
computer
,
seriously
!
070806
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
