oranges
me? too good to pass up:

"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"


Tsort's Constant:
1.67563, or precisely 1,237.98712567 times the difference between the distance to the sun and the weight of a small orange.
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amy i'm having trouble eating today, Mom. all i want is coffee. an orange might be the only food to satisfy me. it's winter, and i've been away from home for many winters, but i don't want soup or potatoes. i think i just want some oranges. 000209
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andrea they make me frisky 000210
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frippy Not the only fruit. 000505
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burnt i love the color orange. who cares that i'm blathering under the fruit. the color is so good i'm gonna by a dot com in it's honor. all i design will have a taste of orange. it shall be grand.

carry on.
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Brad My favorite fruit. I like it. The end. 000505
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my enemys friend Oranges are very round. I must admit that the sound they make can be kinda scary, but I like them all the same. So, needless to say, the same oranges are here to stay. Stay away from the other oranges though. They can say it some times in the middle of the night.
Never ever remember what they say... Say sat pat rat mat may ray day... I remeber them all, but I seem to have forgotten most of their faces.
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god apples_and_oranges 010225
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aimee one word.... Liz 010225
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Tank frippy beat me too it... i love that book... 010225
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Shugarhi The mold on old oranges is a cool color... 010517
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sweetheart of the song tra bong In the monkey world, female monkeys masturbate so the males will bring them oranges.

Aaron sent me a pair of Gap boxers with oranges all over them.

I think he's trying to tell me something.
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User24 oranges are great, satsumas are ok, and tangerine dreams and nice, too. 030404
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Dafremen Nothing rhymes with them you know. That's how I found blather. Looking for a word that did. 030404
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devalis I could live on oranges. big juicy navel oranges. 030404
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kamui Today we learned a valuable lesson - industrial strength waterballoon launchers and windows don't mix well with oranges 031016
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emmi a spiderweb of oranges
sets out gruesome scene...
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