apples_and_oranges iron sausage Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket Feeling good at the top Shopping in sharp shoes Walking in the sunshine town - feeling very cool But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores Getting everything she wants from the supermarket stores Apples and oranges Apples and oranges Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly To meet the people She's on time again And then I catch her by the eye then I stop and have to think What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink Apples and oranges Apples and oranges I love she She loves me See you See you Thought you might like to know I'm the lorry driver man She's on the run Down by the river side feeding ducks by the afternoon tide (quack quack) Apples and oranges Apples and oranges Apples and oranges syd barrett 001130 ... Barrett How the hell do you decipher those lyrics? How 'bout "Candy and a CurrantBun?" 001130 ... iron sausage line 3 and line 12 were the only hard ones. maybe i'll do "candy" tomorrow. 001130 ... velvet spasm wolfpack 010418 ... Dis I am not Kerry. Perhaps this seems too obvious to mention, but there seems to be some confusion. On Wednesday when I made you laugh, (talking about my new CD,) you said I was like Kerry. On Thursday when I upset you, (though I said I hadn't cheated,) you said that Kerry claimed the same, and look what happened that time. You might not be entirely healed from that unfortunate ordeal, and you have my honest sympathy. But it is with enthusiastic certainty that I remind you now, I am not Kerry. I will not be sentenced for her crime. 011207 ... WingedSerpent (1984) (victory brand) " 'oranges and lemons' say the bells of Saint Clements" 011207 ... flo when will you pay me, sang the bell of old bailey. 011207 ... DannyH when I am rich sang the bells of Shoreditch 011212 ... lookie here i am a bad apple who dances in the night with exotic oranges... while drunk. or so im told 011212 ... Doar over and out It hit me last night, hard....and I could not stop laughing. Insanity....maybe...but I now know what KX21 is about. I sincerely hope understanding smacks the rest of you upside the head. . 040906 ... minnesota_chris you going to enlighten us all, or remain superior? 040906 ... yea what he said 040906 ... kx21 * GOD_EQ_21 * "Apple" + Ten_SHE = "Orange" - SIN... 040906 ... epitome_of_incomprehensibility You can't compare New York and California... 050801 ... Anna Livia Plurabelle My computer runs like clockwork. (Taken from an earlier incident of me being a parody of myself yet again) That which does not fall too far from the tree is not the only fruit. The Garden of Eden story is intrinsically connected to the Protestant movement in Northern Ireland. (Well, duh, they're Christian. But you know what I mean.) I have an Orange Crush on you; you are the apple of my eye. Orange you glad you didn't say apple? Upset the apple cart by rhyming with orange. 061013 ... ALP An extensive but not exhausted list. I was bored, okay? Comparing apples and oranges = one of my weirder quasi-obsessions, besides blather, quantum mechanics, and James Joyce 061013 what's it to you? who go blather from