monkey Emily a pet name for loved ones.. as in "oh you silly monkey, you" 990204 ... dallas A pet name for my penis, as in, "Oh you silly monkey you!" 990205 ... kerry my friend lisa says, "although the popcorn at friar tuck's is no butter-lovers, it's still delicious enough for a monkey." she feels that this is a perfect sentence, filled with perfect words, most especially "monkey". 990604 ... stephen pop! goes the weasel. (there it is! pop! it says) 990608 ... Zed Where is that missing link anyways? 990609 ... Maq Dreqan WHY THE HELL IS THERE NO SCREAMING MONKEY HERE! (on the net, no one can here you scream)... oh yea... damn voices. 991208 ... emilyb i love monkeys... 991211 ... The Monkey King You know, monkeys are pretty cool. 991224 ... BoofPixie I am a monkey! born in the year of. Sneaky, deceitful, fun at parties. I do impressions too. 000310 ... Brad My roommate and I have created a myth about a monkey that gets intoxicated and stays in our shower for long periods of time. Of course it might just be our suitemates taking the showers, but that's not nearly as much fun. 000312 ... girl i used to live with a couple of monkeys. when we moved out, the monkeys stayed there. thats how we found out who the monkeys belong to. 000327 ... birdmad [spoken with a bad German accent] this is my monkey, Klaus. see him! Touch Him! LOVE HIM!!! 000426 ... grasshopper everything's more fun with monkeys unless they're biting off your nose 000502 ... Brad I think one lives in my shower. He turns on the water whenever i decide i want to go in there, giving the illusion that someone is taking a shower. Dorms such as mine, with one bathroom for two rooms often have such creatures. 000502 ... King Kong we're all monkeys, everyone of us - hands up those who DON'T like bananas? ----- exactly theres my point. For all the female monkeys, who DOESN'T like monkey nuts? Excellent - whos up for a shag then? 000707 ... psycho insomniac i'm new at this... whats with the monkey? like a purple-monkey-dishwasher or baboon monkey sort-of-thing? i dunno. it would be cool to come here if your trippin on acid or something. just sit around talking about nothing. i do it all the time. blah blah blah.... 000828 ... genericderek says he (with eyes glancing side to side with suspicious grace), "you all here, are nothing to me but weasel's with pants and monkey's with hats." retires he then, to his den, to never more take interest in the world of men. 000902 ... ducky These people are erratic geniusis. They are clever, skillful, flexible, remarkably inventive and original. People born under this sign are good at making decisions but tend to look down on others. They have a deep desire for knowledge and have excellent memories. They are passionate and strong willed but their anger cools quickly. Nonkey people often become famous if allowed to pursue their own course. Born in the year of the monkey, I always thought that I was more like the snake. Oh, well. 000902 ... filia "there are an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out." douglas adams 000907 ... M@tMan Monkeys are amongst the best animals in die welt, especially chimpanzees, cause they have better facial expressions than most humans. (and they swing in tyres - hehehehehehe) 001201 ... cj I am the monkey, I cannot be stopped 010131 ... god pilth 010131 ... sideshow bob what i spank every morning 010201 ... trazlo one time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in class and i sat back while he scribbled little notes on pieces of PAPER. and at the end of the week my teacher said, 'ok kids, now i want u to write a report useing your NOTES. mine said "helooo, my name is BINGO and i like to climb on things, can i have a banana? EEK, EEK!" I GOT AN 'F'! when i told my mom about it she said "i told u, never trust a monkey!" THE END ~brack 010215 ... aimee see monkeys 010312 ... dafremen Yea what aimee said. Monkeys rock! 010312 ... I am the wallrus little monkey in the tree, what ever will become of thee, fat and bloated, maybe even bannana boated 010415 ... not all there Monkey's eat cheese rice 010516 ... monkometer The higher a monkey climbes the more you see of its bright red ass. 010530 ... girl "this monkey's gone to heaven" the pixies i loooovvveee them 010622 ... mmm monkeies, the key to advetising 010622 ... Dafremen Aimee YOU are a very cool person and I think I would eat a bug if you would write another cool witty funny ridiculous zany antic-filled story about anything you'd like to. 010622 ... Dafremen Except for dog clothing...that's off-limits. See also: dog_fashion_disco 010622 ... yummychuckle just for the sake of being different...i dislike monkeys. actually thats not the only reason. they just piss me off, as does the obsession with monkeys from many people I know. get with it--penguins are ok to be obsessed with, but they are evil (just so you know) 010625 ... Dafremen So are young teenage girls.....what are you getting at exactly? 010625 ... Casey I knew this kid once who's nickname was monkey. We used to throw banannas at him. I'm not even sure if he liked bananas. 010625 ... yummychuckle I'm not evil, silly. I'm just hurting Logan over and over and playing with him. ::giggles:: but now I'm done, so I should call him and tell him so. no no no it wasn't playing (in case someone decides to use that phrase against me). I was involved in a serious relationship and i messed up many times, and i regret it.... except i don't. i mean i regret that i hurt someone, but...i don't know. you know? 010625 ... Dafremen I didn't...Ooooo oo...and thanks alot...Ooo oo Aaaaa!..for asking o00 oo after all these years Oo Aaa you f*ckin pr*ck Ooo ooo Aaaaa AAAaaaa AAAAAaaa! 010625 ... Sol when i was about 5 my parents were taking me around town and took me into a pet store, they had the coolest monkey in the world, it sat there about my height and looked into my eyes and i knew i had to have this monkey, no matter what. so i asked mum, but got a strict rebuffal, likewise from dad, so i went into a massive tantrum and the monkey joined in too, my parents didnt give in they carried me out of the pet shop and i didnt speak to thewm for a whole weekend. Wow my strongest childhood memory is about a monkey 010625 ... Dafremen P.S. Oo oo oo name's not monkey boy oo oo Aaaaa...it's Percival...oo oo o00. 010625 ... black-dyed gel product I like it when monkey's smoke cigars and walk among us. Like in that old tv show, Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. Ah, a chimp that's a secret agent, now that was a great show! 010625 ... girl one night when my friend phil was on acid he suddenly and randomly said "i hate monkeys....they got those little monkey hands..." then he didnt say anything else. 010809 ... Mushroomman I had a little monkey and i sent him to the country and i fed him on ginger bread, Along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey coo-coo, and now my monkey's dead .....at least he looks that way, but don't we all? 010820 ... monkey man YOU can NOT QUIT MY MONKEY SO QUICKLY, THe monkey is pissed off for shaving his ear OFF the loli pop AND MONKEY NUTS WITHE MONKEY BUTS.SLAP IT YES!!! I am MONKEY NUT WITH THE FUCKNY HUT i live in a hut my name is mr. monkey and i love my mrs monkey,.....wha? what was that???? BAD FUCKIN MONKYTAKE THAT FUCKING U u, U, INBREED MONKEY........(the monkey's resonse: HOW DARE YOU!!! we are all monkeys so we must stop bombing our monkeys in the Assighan. , thank YOU MONKEY MANNNNNNNNNN 011012 ... petit potiron Chimps can hold guns -- they've got thumbs. They say you shouldn't have a chimp as a pet, because if it gets angry(and they do get angry) it is extremely strong and could easily kill you with its bare hands. Snap your neck like a twig. I hope Michael Jackson makes his chimp angry. 011013 ... Gerald Awwwww.... we could have seen a monkey! 020124 ... Mahayana wrench chambers heart cogs clogs poly woggy dew wog day cogs clogs pump pistons catapults grape vines grippers poly woggy dew wog day undivide-2 poly woggy dew wog day divided-1/1 020125 ... Aaron my sis would call people monkey.. anybody.. she'd say "hey monkey".. more recently it went from "hey monkey" to "hey homer"... and my sis and i know this quadrapaligec.. and his names taiter.... he has this monkey.. and the monkey is named tater too.. this monkey was so cool.. he grabed a knife and went outside of the house.. and he was hanging on the antena on the top of the house.. and he was waving the knife around like some mini king kong.. it was soo cool.. evil knife waving monkey. 020316 ... phil you got to fight the monkey with the monkey 020316 ... girl_jane Bobby drew one on my right hand last night-a kitty on the left. 020316 ... betherin i once had a monkey. it was a great monkey. his name was Mr. Nibbles. One day Mr. Nibbles got out of his cage and ran outside the window. He was then hit by an on-comming truck. I never saw Mr. Nibbles again. 020328 ... robojesus I was thinking of buying a monkey. To train. Why? It would take a while to explain. Anyone know a quality monkey dealership? 020701 ... simpson freak "i hate ever ape i see from chim-pan-a to chim-pan-z" troy Mclure 020716 ... Zatumushgir "I am the seasoned traveler Of the Labyrinth. The genuis of alacrity, Wizard of the impossible. My brilliance is yet unmatched In its originality. My heart's filled with potent magic That could cast a hundred spells. I am put together For mine own pleasure. I AM THE MONKEY" -Lau, Theodora "The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes" 020815 ... jamesmartymartin I will still love you in the mornings..You are a monkey Chelsey. 030924 ... once again The birthday hug monkey is on the way. Do not resist the Birthday Hug Monkey. 030924 ... theredbaron i once had a lil monkey he ate a lotta bananas now hes really chunky he liked to fling his poo it smelled kinda funky 031118 ... gwyllynne monkey...monkey...monkey... MONKEY...MONKEY....MONKEY... I'm gonna (wanna) be a monkey!...A monkey...monkey....monkey...A...MONKEY.. MONKEY...MONKEY...a monkey....monkey...MONKEY a monkey ....monkey monkey (such a strange looking word) 031118 ... smurfus rex brass monkey that funky monkey brass monkey, junkie that funky monkey 031118 ... souless wanderer My friend and i used to be a little bit obsessed with monkeys.... we knew flying moneys, and sea monkeys, and tree monkeys, and made up stupid little lymmericks in history when we were bored out of our minds. stpid thinks like.. There once was a monkey named Dot Who painted herself with Red Spots Mom thought dot was ill, Dot had to take pills, But then she took a shower, and everything was okay. yeah. we're weird like that. 031119 ... celestias shadow oh wow! my undies today are red w/ 3 little munkeys! one has its hands over its ears, the next has its hands over its eyes, and the last one has its hands over its mouth. it makes me happy every time i wear them. i think to myself, 'woohoo, i'm wearing three cute lil' monkeys!' and then i smile secretively. i'm the only one that knooooowsss.... 031124 ... p2 fyi those 3 monkeys represent: "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" 031216 ... celestias shadow i know! that's why it makes me happy! 031216 ... joe bob briggs n. furry mammal that, when inserted into a scenario, can not help but be funny. 040206 ... Charlotte poooooooooooooopooooooooo!!!! 040223 ... white_wave they laughed because the cat was named "monkey". he laughed because he wanted a monkey named "cat". 040224 ... pipey i am the proudest monkeyyy munky..y'ole baboon...lol monkeys..well...a few associations here and there... 040224 ... r1y9a6n4 'tis the name of my four year old tiger striped cat that was originally purchased for my ex-girlfriend, but has ended up as my roommate. goes to show, never ever buy a pet for a girlfriend. 040224 ... smileygirl sure they're cute as babies, but when they get older and start throwing their shit at you i bet you'll think differently about them 040225 ... fgrergshgwe monkey monkey monkey i lkike monkeys do you like monkeys i like monkey porn call me 040303 ... fgrergshgwe fuck you monkey hater 040303 ... no says 040409 ... pete hindle i wish that monkey would take its hard throbbing penis out of my asshole 040906 ... Jadore les bananes Sad like a wet monkey. 040909 ... symmetry Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash, stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash. 040909 ... (tuesday) the single greatest word in the english language. nothing else even comes close. a friend of mine who has a baby girl is trying to get her first word to be 'monkey'. what could possibly be a better first word? nothing else even comes close. monkey. http://www.scottmccloud.com/comics/mi/mi-17/mi-17.html 050226 ... duckling kist write it write it write it out it breaks my heart it does. breaks it. breaks it breaks it breaks it. it hearts me. i cannot type. 050708 ... Farool My friend John über likes the little sillies. 051110 ... oren The_Monkees 051111 ... camille Ham was born July 1956 in Cameroon, captured by animal trappers On January 31, 1961, Ham was secured in a Project Mercury mission labeled MR-2 and launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida, on a suborbital flight. What differentiates Ham's mission from all the other primate flights to this point is that he was not merely a passenger, and the results from his test flight led directly to the mission Alan Shepard would make on May 5, 1961 aboard Freedom 7. Ham's capsule splashed down in the Atlantic Ocean and was recovered by a rescue ship later that day. He only suffered a bruised nose. His flight was 16 minutes and 39 seconds long. After the flight, Ham lived for 17 years in the National Zoo in Washington, D.C., then at the North Carolina Zoo before his death at the age of 26 on January 19, 1983 110123 ... z monkey_gone_to_heaven 110124 ... second string substitute Jesus do_not_think_about_green_monkeys 110125 what's it to you? who go blather from