wizard Procrastinator Shar please, please let my finish my paper and rid me of this thing called procrastination. can you do that for me? 000210 ... MollyGoLIghtly I like it as a slang term. "Whoa! That term paper you wrote is totally wizard!" 000404 ... birdmad the_magician the_major_arcana 01 010123 ... phil wizard(noun)- 1.the gifted one How to be a Wizard -written by phil (free to use) Being a wizard is easy, first you do nothing for while, until you meet and recognize someone who is a good wizard. And then when you realize what a wizard is, and you become one too. Now here comes the tricky part (well everything is tricky when you are a wizard). Being a wizard at first is real lame, sure they can do all sorts of things no one else can do, but in being a wizard they see right through all that nonsense so they work there way back down the ladder and become normal again. This usually happens in a short period of time. It just fizzles out. The whole point behind a good wizard, is not to do all the hokey pokey look at my arm fall off crap. You really have to experiment with different things, it just takes time to overcome any obstacles. Some people like to share certain tricks that are easy to do, like pushing your hand through solid objects, or taking away certain effects of gravity. Truthfully though most of the big tricks people can't even see and deal more with how the wizard looks at the world. It also depends on what kind of wizard made you into a wizard in the first place. G.L.- 010426 ... dB And you gotta have a staff. A really worn, shiny staff. And it's gotta have a knob on the end. All wizards staffs have knobs on the end. 010426 ... Norm Misty morning, clouds in the sky Without warning, the wizard walks by Casting his shadow, weaving his spell Funny clothes, tinkling bell Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic Evil power disappears Demons worry when the wizard is near He turns tears into joy Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic Sun is shining, clouds have gone by All the people give a happy sigh He has passed by, giving his sign Left all the people feeling so fine Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic 011003 ... Lady Rhiannon One in four people you meet Most of them just don't know it yet Look closely at your next subway ticket And speak to strangers Don't look down Don't be afraid to make corrections Do what the knight tells you Read the fine print before you sign And don't be afraid to give yourself away Fred, Ed, Peach, Biddy, Betty - We will miss you In Life's name and for Life's sake, I say that I will use my Art, which is It's gift, for nothing but the service of that Life. I will guard growth and ease pain. I will fight to preserve what lives and grows well in its own way, and I will change no creature or object unless it or the system of which it is part is threatened. Therefore, in the practice of my Art, I will ever put aside fear for courage, and death for Life, when it is right to do so. During days like this I do wonder if so few Syallables suffice 050122 what's it to you? who go blather from