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I say that five hundred times a day.
That's what I do for a living.
silentbob this is a public service announcement this is only a test

WARNING: Some experts don't really know how the information they know so much about relates to real people
Laura Give me some damn time!
I Work all fucking day and come home to this.
I'm warning you, get the damn children quiet and the fucking house clean.
I bring home the money that puts this roof over your head and the clothes on your back and you don't even appreciate it!
Your lucky for what I give you.
Your lucky you have my love.
This is what loves all about.
carden on a blow dryer: do not use while bathing 010504
florescent light mixing apples, chocolate milk, ice, cinnamon, honey, and sprinkles, does not, I repeat, DOES NOT
make a good drink.
birdmad snap without 010618
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Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

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Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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freakizh WARNING

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
Moose Never underestimate the power of the mind
Never take anything for granted
Never think that tommorow will come
and Never put a red jumper in with your white knickers
cube "The end is near"
Is this a warning or a promise?
what's it to you?
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