fork nameless trust in your tined fork i dont think so its just you courtier looking through your window cant avade your laughter darts worthless protect the dying like caffein free in a dark morning 000116 ... typhoid it 000217 ... filia is a plastic fork a real fork? i says to my friends, is a plastic fork a real fork, and they say, no, its plastic, real forks are supposed to be stainless steel or silver or something. so i says but yeah, of course a plastic fork is real. i mean, its real, right? its solid matter, right? and its a fork right? the pointy things and everything? so its a real fork. of course. so they say girl, you need to get a life, and i laugh. 000907 ... jen*ever the silver fork. i can see it from here. fork you? fork off? he touched it. he really did. and it changed me forever 010206 ... mmm i got stabbed with one in the face today. damn you amy!!!! 010402 ... carden why a fork? wouldn't it be more practical to have a spork? forks are over-rated..go back to simpler things...like chopsticks 010402 ... johnny west My youngest sister Krysta knows how to use one of these. One night at the dinner table, Stepfather John told her to stop playing with her food and start eating it. So she stabbed him in the hand with her fork and screamed, "I don't like you!" Stepfather John was shocked to such an extent that his screaming power flew out of the top of his head. All he could get out was a strangulated "Krysta!" She stabbed him a few more times and then resumed playing with her food. I think she was five at the time. 010703 ... TK we were @ a resale shop and out of nowhere he pulls out a wooden fork almost as tall az me and says w/ a devlish smirk "I'm going to fork you" . Guess you just had to be their 020419 ... sugar most of the time i prefer the fork to the spoon only because i find it more useful. 050918 what's it to you? who go blather from