recall
imposter
I
just
got
my
sample
ballot
today
.
Here
are
some
of
the
(
more
amusing
) professions
as
listed
by
the
candidates
on
the
ballot:
Lawyer
/Businessperson/Student
Actor
/Businessman
Enviornmental Attorney
Discrimination
Complaint
Investigator
Musician
/Labourer
Comedian
Businessman/Prizefighter/Father
Psychologist/Farmer
Adult
Film
Actress
Railroad Switchman/Brakeman
University
Chemistry
Instructor
Fathers'
Issues
Author
Tribal Chairman
Cigarette
Retailer
Middleweight Sumo Wrestler
College
Student
Community
College
Teacher
Retired
Meat
Packer
Custom Denture Manufacturer
Golf
Professional
Marijuana
Legalization Attorney
The
ballot
is
two
pages
long
.
If
you
live
in
California
,
you
know
what
I
mean
.
This
made
my
day
. . .
030912
...
misstree
i
just
read
that
robert_anton_wilson
is
in
the
running
under
the
guns
&
dope
party
.
030912
...
realistic optimist
if
only
i
could
have
forseen,
i
would
have
residency
and
vote
!
030912
...
pobodys nerfect
That
list
would
make
a
funny
joke
.
Oh
wait
,it
already
is
one
! ;
D
*ba
dum
bum
bum
*
I
wonder
if
the
college
student
and
community
college
teacher
are
in
the
same
class
...or
if
the
musician
will
write
a
song
about
his
/her
experience
afterwards
.
030912
...
imposter
The
recall
has
been
recalled.
O
God
,
this
is
too
much
.
This
is
f
-ing
hilarious
.
This
is
rich
.
Please
,
give
me
another
state
before
I
die
laughing
. . .
I
really
don't
know
how
much
more
of
this
circus
mirth
I
can
take
.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
030915
...
The Spork
Political
circus
orchestrated
by
a
car
thief
on
behalf
of
a
party
whose
whole
methodology
for
the
last
three
-and-a-half
years
has
been
either
to
try
and
steal
elections
they
could
not
win
or
re
-engineer
the
voting
lines
so
that
things
fall
in
their
favor
(
The_Great_Texas_Shuffle
)
030917
...
ferret
i
like
the
marijuana
legalitzation attourney
030917
...
iloveca
cry
031008
...
stork daddy
i
voted
for
the
middleweight sumo wrestler
031008
...
realistic optimist
what
about
gary
coleman?
his
speech
would
of
course
start
out
:
i
would
like
to
thank
all
the
little
people
...
031009
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from