watermelon rubin you're a king! a king! 010616 ... god no, i am a sofa 010616 ... paste! you are both dependable bazooooookas! 010616 ... Casey I once ate a watermelon and swallowed the seeds. Then my father tried to play a cruel joke. He said watermelons would grow in my stomach. But being the cool child I was, I just smiled back and said "That's ok dad, then we can sell them and buy me a skateboard!" 010617 ... the uh the uh the uh oh dammit BIG! GREEN! ROCK!! 011020 ... lost i saw a movie where a guy had sex with one. and no it wasnt porn. 011020 ... god dependable bazookas 011020 ... translucent leave it out in the sun, poke holes in it, fuck it 011021 ... forgetful_experimentor at UCSD in the Muir college dorms there's some (cheezy) yearly event where they drop watermelons down from the 9th story dorm window. at all other points in time dropping anything out of the dorm window is a $100/piece fine (if you fall out, make sure not to break before hitting the ground) 020206 ... almohadas bailadores watermelons are tasty and beautiful and there's something about the names of fruits, and the way they taste, that make them quite appealing in a poetic sort of way. 030102 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong You bought one in a feeble attempt to force summer to come sooner. It made obscene noises while you ate it, and I sat on the kitchen counter swinging my feet. As you are slurping the juice off your sticky fingers, your parents call out and ask just what on earth we are doing in the kitchen... You didn't kiss me until right after that. When you pulled away there was a white seed stuck on my lower lip. 030518 ... rubydee plink plink plink PLUNK! 030724 ... niska fruit flies 030724 what's it to you? who go blather from