i_got_a_cat_named_tonya ass facely i got a cat named tonya. i couldn't let her eat that bird. i couldn't let that happen. i couldn't let her eat that bird. i couldn't let her eat that bird. 001202 ... ass facely whyam i talkin' like this? 001225 ... god why am i talkin' like this? my duck is spiining. nice duck. doesn't say much, though. 010102 ... god ow! i hit myself in the head with my duck! 010103 ... god i have pants like those, i do. 010115 ... moonshine I have a cat named helvetia. Cats piss everywhere. 010115 ... god do you wear pants? 010115 ... god i got a cat named squillo. i am allergic to cats. i eat pudding for a living. i got tiny apes the size of ticks all over my face. 010116 ... god we had to teach those birds not to park near our house... 010117 ... silentbob what the fuck r eyou all saying 010117 ... god oh, it's all me. i consider it poetry. god_is_also 010117 ... god 'cept for moonshine, who is groovy all the same. 010117 ... god giant nothing- pearly nowhere potato chip festival ear 010130 ... god big ear fig juice newton 010218 ... Daffy juicy fig newtons squirt, squirt. juicy fig newtons leave stains on my brain. is that right? is it? no wait. I mean who are you? are you my cat named jonathan? 010222 ... mike i don't have any pets :( 010222 ... god http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LaughingMadcaps/files/MinglingJets%26StatuesqueCartoon.jpg 010222 ... florescent light I have a kitty - his name is Jubilee, Jubes for short. Lately I've resorted to calling him Cat. Now I call him dog. I call him dog mainly because he's gotten big. He is grey, with beautiful yellow eyes. Addionally, I call him dog because when he's outside, I go out and call..."Juuuubes.....Juuuubes" And within minutes I hear a meow, and he comes running to me, as a dog would. He loves to play fetch with his marbles. Recently he's started storing them in my sneakers - which isn't so adorable when I'm running late in the morning. He also likes to have his belly rubbed. He lost his tail a few months ago. That was sad. I think he has become the "Butch" cat of the neighborhood. But he's still Mommy's baby. And I love him sooooo much. And he sleeps with me, and when I pet him he takes his paw and puts it on my face. And he always cuddles under my chin. He just got his shots yesterday. Was a little freaked by the cars, got myself an impressive imprint of his claws across my stomache. There was blood. Oh yeah, did I mention that he scratched my face again? 010223 ... god dogs are cool. 010223 ... Dafremen dog-like cats in cars are cool too. 010223 ... god i had this dream. i thought it was real. she was comin' at me, chokin' me... she was makin' all these weird noises like, "aaaaaaaauurrrggggggghhhhhhshsssshsshshhhhhhhttttttttttpptptpptttpppphhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo". 010223 ... Dafremen Press harder below the Adam's apple with your thumb next time. 010224 ... god (melodramatic) lemme move the noose 010224 ... dafremen heheh maybe you'd have better luck if you nooved the moose. Course last time I tried nooving a moose I got a hoofprint in the groin. 010312 ... mikey i miss my cat her name is Daisy. shes with my mom now we cant have pets here. i miss her so much. i used to be a dog person but i love waking up and Daisy would be curled up in a ball on my chest sleeping. it was such a comfort. 010312 ... florescent light I took a cat nap with my cat. 010312 ... the satanic antiVerse no words over this part 010313 ... startfires i got a cat named wednesday. she's the prettiest cat in the world, no contest. 010313 ... god i got a cat named squillo. i am allergic to cats. i eat pudding for a living. i got tiny apes the size of ticks all over my face. 010116 010518 ... satan satan satan is she a big_electric_cat ? 010519 ... god YES! (passes out) 010519 ... god what is down cause there ain't shit up. i'm breathing that's about it. tomorrow is a new day . stephanie and i are doing terrible but the kids are doing great.i spent last night out on the river from about 4:00 to 11:30 drinking bud, smoking herb, and still feeling the mason jar full of moonshine whoooooo! 010610 ... ass facely tonya has a cat named god? 010722 ... Sol I got a cat named tonya she has electric fur and if i stroke her soft and supple back you can drown in her purr 010722 ... zaxle I just lost a year 020902 ... god me too 030622 ... sixteen I have a hat named tonya. 030623 ... god cat in a hat? both named tonya? beautiful. 030623 ... tonya I have pants like those, i do. 030623 ... mbr.exe I gots dish pants hands 030623 ... birdmad and the cute, fuzzy little retard is probably wrecking my house as we speak 030728 ... crimson i find a strange poetry in what god i saying 030917 ... IKC 56-80 god_writes_a_poem 030917 ... velocipede rider of the 1890s flarchsquidlery 030917 ... tonya yyaaahhhuyyaahhuuuyahewww 060908 ... songalongadongabonga songalongadongabonga 070604 ... birdmad Nine years old and counting. I love the beast, but I would totally give Spooky a pass if she turned the tables and kicked Tonya's narrow little fuzzy hindquarters She seems to have an intense dislike of any of my houseguests. Otherwise totally still my bizarrely adorable krack_kat 120604 ... birdmad I_had_a_cat_named_tonya But I can still say I_got_a_cat_named_spooky I_got_a_cat_named_snowflake and I_got_a_cat_named_butterscotch and They are gloriously stupid and adorable and full of love ...and obscene amounts of shedding hair 150809 what's it to you? who go blather from