potato me? do potatos exist? i've never seen one. i just eat them. 991126 ... jennifer bar in Chicago get fed mashed potatoes and shots of jack daniels by a really buff guy 991225 ... foolonthehill everyone's best friend when dressed up like something else. a potato never sings about how to pronounce your name. 011106 ... kinkazoid i always say potato like patato just as a joke, and one time i was at a resturaunt i ordered mashed patatos and the guy looked at me like i was crazy. but he wrote it anyways. when he came back with the drinks, he was like "do you have any idea what you did to me? look how i spelled it (pahtahtoes)" i thought it was really funny, yeah well its not the funny now that i think about it 011107 ... whoknows actually that is kinda funny 011107 ... Casey microwaves are their best friends. 011107 ... paste! negh'illisk 011107 ... ClairE I_love_you. 011210 ... god how can i not with all these potatoes in my bed? 011220 ... deen_maartin O, but for the vodka! 011220 ... potato enthusiast ...shaped PENIS! neeeeehawww! 020829 ... unhinged speaking of potatoes, i had a pierogie pizza today. mmmmhhhmmmm 021005 ... ferret what's a potato? wait, what IS a potato? like, what are the hermaphrodites that go into detail in the making of a potato? hey, do you have a potato i could borrow? or is it just like, HEY POTATO! I SEE YOU! yeah, that's it potato potato, in my bed potato potato, you smell red potato poatto, i spelled that wrong potato poatote, i want a thong i like potatoe's because they smell funny once i had a sock that got all cummy now that you think about it smelled good smelled like a walrus with a thing that rhmes with good "baby i was born so far away so i speak english as a second language i don't understand the words i say- there's no word that rhymes with language..." 021229 ... ferret what's a potato? wait, what IS a potato? like, what are the hermaphrodites that go into detail in the making of a potato? hey, do you have a potato i could borrow? or is it just like, HEY POTATO! I SEE YOU! yeah, that's it potato potato, in my bed potato potato, you smell red potato poatto, i spelled that wrong potato poatote, i want a thong i like potatoe's because they smell funny once i had a sock that got all cummy now that you think about it smelled good smelled like a walrus with a thing that rhmes with good "baby i was born so far away so i speak english as a second language i don't understand the words i say- there's no word that rhymes with language..." 021229 ... stupid I look at a potato and I feel nothing special inside of me, so momentarily I think I'm dead, but then I remember that it's just a potato. 021229 ... Big and Awesome god damn it i love maters and taters. if i ever met a man that said poh-tah-toes i would whip the dogs ass out of him........fuck'em all a bunch of'em!!!! 030606 ... god dead singers are so... dead! 030624 ... ferret i've heard that you can make a salad with 'em 030624 ... ferret i've also heard that they grow_on_trees 030624 ... sixteen STOP POTATO VIOLENCE! well. thats what my shirt says anyway. 030624 ... juggalo scrub the news was on in the other room, and i was sitting here playing gt(psx) on my pc... (ever wondered what gt would look like if it was made by al lowe? run your psx thru a tv tuner), and i heard them talking about saddam and i heard the word "dictator" now, immediately i pictured saddam chock-a-block up a potato. the more i thought about it tho, the more it made sense. here we have a man, responsible for the deaths of many of his own ppl - at times for his own pleasure. now, sure you could say "lets go back in time and take him out of iraq", but that would just fuck things up. timelines and stuff. no, see i think its more than that. ask *Gem what she knows about bullies.. more often than not, they have issues of some sort to deal with. and we would all agree that saddam had issues. so maybe, if someone just would have handed him a spud, then he would have just been a crazy leader with his dick in a potato, and not someone who killed his own people for looking at him sideways. maybe all he needed was a potato. that, or he killed because he got the shits with ppl making a conceptual leap to him up to his balls in vegetables every time they hear the word "dictator". 031217 ... RaYdeX Pahtahtoes, Nummy Need I say more ? They also make good hats ! WeEeEeEeEeE But its time for me to sleep now, I know its time to sleep when my potato starts singing to me.. evil potato.. make it stop ! *screams* *falls down* 031217 ... UFO OR DIE WRIST EXPLOSION POTATO! FILIPINO ROBOT POTATO! 051014 ... Keil Potato, potatoe What's the difference? Is it all because of an e? Or is it only because the second has a shorter blathe? 060914 ... spoken chip 110323 ... spoken chip 110323 what's it to you? who go blather from