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kleenex
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what's the plural of kleenex? kleeni? kleenexus? klenx? (you can never use just one) if there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex?
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valis
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sounds like some kind of sinister sanitary conglomerate from one of the robocop movies.
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amy
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what percentage of the population never blows their nose? i just need to know how abnormal i am.
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tourist
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Out in the wild, the technique is as follows. take a deep breath lean downwind and place a finger on one nostril applying just enough pressure to close it, then exhale sharply propelling the offending phlem outward away from you. Now repeat for the other nostril. If you practice you'll clear your beard an not even need one.(kleenex)Thus reducing the strain on available resources and reducing litter. Give a hoot don't pollute!
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daxle
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ah the snot rocket
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girl_jane
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kleenex cold care-my mom bought some special tissues just for me at my request...having a sinus infection is no fun...
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020209
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lady lunchbox
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ah, we go thru a box a week.... and only one of us blows our nose on a regular basis. ;-)
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professor uno
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it appears that i've misplaced my sinuses
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Elzbieta
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25 kleenex lay crumpled in the trash can Your lips trembling, your face red Eyes are bloodshot but still wide with fear We cling to each other And I hear you whimper and feel you shake Myself, I don't know what to do I feel so useless but I hold you and and speak soothingly as you have for me all those times I thought my life was over Your life isn't over I will run with you I will fight with you I will love you I will defend you Together, I shall not let you go down Though I cannot fight your battles Though I can't make the used kleenexs disappear I will let you lean on me I will help get you where you need to go
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CowsAndMoosesRule
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loads and loads surrounding me. It finally notices me after i have put out 10 boxes, filling the room with laughter, what a freak, no wonder it is a messed up brain anurism with a body
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its me
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is your house God-forsaken if your kleenex don't pop up?
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040803
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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