sarcastic grendel Oh Yes, and my Chainsaw 000704 ... birdmad Oh Yes And my Liquor Cabinet 000704 ... Bert Oh yeah and my paperclip collection 000704 ... Legion Oh Yes And their shoes 000705 ... grendel Oh Yes And the Blender 000711 ... Aaron Uhh Huh and the coffee maker too. 000807 ... mmm the one word that best describes me 010325 ... Spider3426 Oh yes, and your mom. Yeah thats right tom. 030122 ... Spider3426 yeah 030122 ... jonh no... im serious... your mom... douche 030122 ... p2 no shit sherlock 030123 ... Lilac ME?! NEVER! 030123 ... jaya rum ill give you sarcastic 030512 ... crimson We walk into class where a political cartoon is on the overhead projector. Kaitlin: Are we supposed to be taking notes on the cartoon or something? Me: No. You have to make an exact replica of the cartoon. Kaitlin: Woah. That is going to be really hard. I was being sarcastic. She was not. 030926 ... epitome of incomprehensibility I have a funny anecdote too! In math class once (grade 11, last year) the teacher had gone out for some reason and practically everybody started discussing the new video game Halo. Noticing my silence (I know absolutely nothing about Halo), this guy Stephen asked me, "Do you play video games?" Me, "No." Stephen, "Well, does your brother?" Me, "No." Stephen is concerned by now. He thinks there must be something seriously wrong with our family. Stephen, "Why not?" Me (straight face), "I guess we're just not very cultured." Stephen, "Oh." Pause. Stephen, "He does read books though, doesn't he?" Me, "Yeah." Stephen nods, looking relieved, and walks away. He's a really nice guy, and smart too; but I'm afraid sarcasm eludes him. 060224 ... *SuPeR^ChIcK* sarcasm, one of my strongest qualities and yet one I dislike most in others. 060224 what's it to you? who go blather from