directions lola down. up. both. neither. what? nothing. just sort of watching together. and it's not really us, but it is us, in both directions. hearts beat as two crying and laughing, as one. chug along. 000523 ... NOLA Well LOLA what ever your name is.... ...... do you have some explaining to do? ? ? HAH, Well do you? 010629 ... nocturnal nola, are you from nola? it's been driving me crazy and I gotta know. 010629 ... NOLA well that would be telling wouldn't it! ok lovely, I'm a hard core women with 3 men at the dinner table.... is that enough? 010630 ... nocturnal um, I don't know. does that mean you aren't from new_orleans? that's kinda what it sounded like, but then again I ain't that bright sometimes, so maybe you meant you are. wow, the brain cells I sacrificed last night are really starting to show. 010630 ... ClairE I stop and ask for them BEFORE it gets embarrassing. I like to give them but I'm no good at it. It's like advice. 020102 ... phil I hate cardinal directions 020212 ... reitoei 3 blocks down take a left by the railroad tracks 3rd right its a big neon sign you cant miss it. but you always do 020212 ... ferret NO! I DON'T WANT THESE APPLES! TAKE THEM OFF MY PLANE! 021231 ... niska on the way to L.A. It starts like this: ME: you take a right at [this street] then we'll go until we get to [that road] and keep going until we see the sign that says [freeway] and stay on it for... YOU: WHOA! one thing at a time. ME: no, i'll tell you the first few, so you can look for them - i don't know where they are. YOU: no, just... give me the map [look at the map] YOU: ok i know where i'm going. [40 minutes into the conversation] ME: alright, but we've been driving in the wrong direction for 40 minutes. I thought i should tell you. YOU: huh? ME: that sign back there said "mexico" on it. 030302 what's it to you? who go blather from