aliens typhoid watching through moonshaved eyes telling us stories about the origin of lies. 000628 ... lokkust The top of the food chain. 000628 ... freakizh (quoting:) "You know," I said mostly to make sure I was still capable of speech. "We do that shit too." "What?" "We do that, put tracking devices on things." The TV displayed the light bulb head of an alien sticking metal up some hick's nose. "We put'em on turtles and manatees and shit to track their progress. We're a turtle's fucking alien encounter." Taylor smiled. I picked up the remote and the TV clicked off with a fizz, as if disintegrated by a laser, like in one of those Bugs Bunny cartoons, with the little green alien, you know? "Let's do something," I said. Dan Dorfsman @ http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/5249/Joey.html 010801 ... m.j.k. "I, I don't have a whole lot of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and... [chokes] I've kind of been running across the country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon. OK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, they're extradimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51. The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable." A real quote from an anonymous caller to a syndicated radio program. The caller later came forward and said everything he said was merely a hoax. 030505 ... faaip de oaiad 030505 ... the patient the art_bell incident. interestingly enough, right about then, their satellite feed was interrupted just before the call "ended." it was the same satellite that served a lot of pagers and early satellite phones and the service disruption was mainstream news the next morning. listeners of the show were greeted by several minutes of dead air before anything was resolved the serendipity of it gave the hoax quite the air of believability for a while 030505 ... hsg may exist. this universe is big enough for the two of us. 061123 what's it to you? who go blather from