crunchy_vs_smooth
ClairE I like crunchy peanut_butter myself, but smooth has its day. 011202
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whoknows smoooooth 011202
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Annie111 Smooth all the way baby, like barry white's voice. 011202
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nemo smooth 011202
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oon peanut_butter_is_your_friend 011203
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god CRUNCHITIZE ME, CAPN' 011217
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paste! i like it croth 011217
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SuicidalAngel Croth? I like is smooth! 011218
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niki smooth with a layer of sugar spinkled on top...my mom used to make my sandwiches like that in elem. school and i am hooked

try it...i dare you 		011219
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pontifier I'll take it smooth like my personality, and make that without coffee... see: peanut_butter_is_your_friend 011219
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nanny crunchy is better.. a little bit of a suprise to bite into a pb&j sandwich and cut your gums on the little peanut peices. 020520
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stork daddy it's you revisionists, out of touch with certain inevitabilities who try to delude yourself by taking the texture out of all things in life. Raising kids on smooth peanut butter teaches them a pattern that will fail them eventually when the world tosses them something that takes some chewing. There are no shortcuts around chewy people! Start your kids young, make them strong lovers. Chewy peanut butter is how they can teeth on binding tasty situations. Go...buy some now....save our future, return us to the blissful challenges of nature we once knew before we sought to give the world an impregnable veneer! 020520
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poetic_onslaught i never knew crunchy or smooth peanut butter was a dramatic choice, stork. ive always prefered crunchy. i though everyone did until now 020520
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god crunchy is the tits 020520
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phil natural 020520
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stork daddy look it's people like you who don't understand the power of the choices we make everyday that are leading us to nuclear war...everytime you buy smooth peanut butter thinking it's no big deal...you're putting a big OK stamp on mutated babies with skin hanging from their worn bones like wet paper grocery bags 020520
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mutated baby #1 ...stamp me...
...come on...
...stamp me... 		020520
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jeremy enigk no! this is terrible! in retaliation, i must reform sunny_day_real_estate ! raaaaar! 020520
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mutated baby #2 ...play...5/4...please? 020520
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a chorus of mutated babies singing i'm lost in you
you're jesus 		020520
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stork daddy see how innocence is a law we pass out of desperation? see how our games become our tragedies? 020521
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phil hey man, I just wanted to eat some peanuts 020521
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poetic_onslaught you obviously didnt notice that i said i like CRUNCHY peanut butter...lol. im assuming that what you said was supposed to be a joke because it sounded pretty out there to me 020521
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stork daddy oh i guess it would seem pretty out there to you fascists! 020521
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god how bout that habanero jelly? 020521
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stork daddy a fine jelly, a jelly of balance and wisdom. That is the jelly of the industrious and anxiety free my friend. That is the jelly which supplies its own spice and does not leave one yearning for the easy or the numbing. That jelly emboldens the senses where smooth peanut butter deadens them. Go...go forth and spread the...jelly 020521
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bethany teddy bear peanut butter

it's like some one unshelled peanuts and spit them into a glass jar and magically removed the big chunks

like steak fries to french fries 		020522
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Strideo monkey_vs_robot
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her royal highness the quirk Sue Johansen was on Dave Letterman one time and he asked her what her most unusual phone call was. She said somebody called in and asked if it was okay to masturbate into a jar of peanut butter. Letterman's response was "Was it crunchy or smooth?" 040317
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misstree if you're shaving sensitive bits, use smooth.
and oh yes, using smooth peanut butter rather than shaving cream is absolutely divine; it doesn't rinse off as easily, the aroma is much more pleasing, and the oils soften both skin and hair for easy exfoliation. this wisdom was recently passed on to me; consider it a gift; and i'm serious, try it. 		040318
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falling_alone i've neer tasted crunchy...i suppose you'll say i've missed out 040319
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sameolme don"t lick the spoon 040319
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spoons I'm all about smooth.

Crunchy is way WAY too much work. 		040319
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white_wave i usually buy smooth just in case i want to put in the blender. Believe it or not, peanut butter chocolate cappucino is good. 040319
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megan smooth 040320
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