stork Not the Daddy daddy 050722 ... stork daddy you rang? 050722 ... misstree i'll ring *your* doorbell, bay-bee... heh heh heh... dammit, doar has infected my brain... 050722 ... stork daddy and i'll answer...but i can't promise i'll be wearing pants. 050722 ... doar they do have shots for that nowadays. ...heh...cough....heh... 050722 ... superchick hi stork, ur incredible.... 060309 ... stork daddy incredible at what? at interweb intrigue apparently. but hello! 060310 ... superchick your way with words. intrigue - the writings here intrigue me. and to think i just stumbled across this site. 060310 ... stork daddy who are you? 060310 ... werewolf stork daddy is a doofus 060310 ... superchick I am just another screen name. Y you ask who I am. You have been around this sight long enough to figure who I am. 060310 ... stork daddy oh not this again. 060311 ... superchick not what again??? do u think u know me? if so whats my name daddy? 060311 ... superchick are u based in vegas storky? 060312 ... walrie haha white wave. this is mildly entertaining. 060312 ... stork daddy maybe the first time. i don't live in vegas, but it lives in me. 060312 ... unhinged i've been thinking of your_voice again dirty dirty thoughts but at least i was by myself this time 060313 ... stork daddy i am very very sexy in the abstract i will confess. now if only i could learn to embody it in reality. 060313 ... icy i'm sure you do. especially on the edges of the streetlight, hands in the pockets of a wellworn jacket, leaning up against the bricks in a classic pose... oh wait, that's still not reality. i've never seen you before. 060313 ... unhinged ok; i'm about to call you back the second time 060313 ... unhinged dude, i'm so fucking sick of the phone tag i wanna poke my eyes out of course, on_a_thursday_night i was at_the_bar ; not my usual hangout, haven't been there for almost a month. but i was at_the_bar nonetheless cause a friend of mine was playing his first show ever and i had to go out and show the love. and then we went to chill at this dudes house.... long story short, don't ever call me nikki again. 060324 ... unhinged k, i was half kidding but seriously, don't ever call me nikki again 060324 ... stork daddy yeah but you were too close for comfort there icy. i really do strike james dean poses for no apparent reason. 060324 ... icy mmm, yummy. 060324 ... stork daddy indeed. 060325 ... icy would you have preferred a different response? or a word other than yummy? merely typing 'indeed' seems to imply disfavor... and while i'm used to that (often through fault of my own), i was curious. 060405 ... stork daddy no i like you. i guess i just realize that internet intrigues are usually just that. not like i'll ever meet you so you can test your whole yummy theory out. or that it would live up to expectations. not that it matters or that either of us need it. i'm blather jaded. 060405 ... stork daddy but i do like icy things. and i can be yummy. i'm blather rejuvenated. 060405 ... icy you *are* yummy. and i never live up to expectations, so perhaps it would be best if we never met anyhow. it would keep the intrigue and my slightly intoxicated feeling wouldn't go away. i kinda like it. hurrah for blather rejuvenation. it's the only thing that will not lose hope. 060406 ... stork daddy yes yes...well by all means feel good. 060406 ... icy dammit, i will. what doesn't matter is if we need it or not. it's fun and i like you too, so i try not to mess things up too badly. but i must confess, i blatherstalk you a little, so when you feel a hovering behind your shoulder, it's probly just me. no worries, i'm quite harmless. if a little cold. 060407 ... icy dammit, and i still don't know what you mean - i could say most of the time, but do i ever really get it? yeah, not really. oh well. 060427 ... stork daddy well you're in the same boat as i am. and we're stranded in blue waters. we may end up eating each other. 060428 ... icy stranded isn't always bad... i have pretty good company, but i think you got the short end of the deal. devouring more like it. 060501 ... stork daddy oh any company is fine. more than i've come to expect. more than i've ever asked for. 060502 ... icy i wouldn't think you would ever have to ask for company. i would rather think you're the type that company finds you. as for any company... misery does love it, no? your words just seem very sad. 060502 ... stork daddy i'm a contradiction that way. deeply sad, effervescently happy. a double layer cake. some other crap metahpor i'm sure. 060503 ... icy i was about to make a cake the other day and as i was looking over the contents of my cupboard, a strange little thought struck me: i wonder what kind(s) would comprise that double layer cake? and, being unable to decide (especially considering the less than exceptional selection available), i ended up not making any sort of cake... perhaps i'll make muffins tomorrow. they're a little less fraught with pondering at this point. 060530 ... stork daddy muffins are a whole other problem. 060531 ... icy i guess i make more like cupcakes, which may have issues all unto themselves. i was leaning towards macaroons or maybe ones with strawberry filling... any suggestions? 060531 ... stork daddy hmmm...twinkies. ice cream scooped over them. trust me. 060531 ... icy oh, but that's not baking... even from a mix is fun. 060531 ... icy altho, i will trust you in that... sometimes twinkies hit the spot. 060531 ... your enemy is gay 060919 ... stork daddy I'm not gay but sometimes I molest little girls 060919 ... stork daddy oh dear, why would anyone adopt my de plume to write such things. perhaps it was me and i don't remember it. now the FBI has all it needs. i'm afraid the "but i'm a little boy" defense is of no avail. i'll just take comfort in the fact that what guilt, in all matters, i know is not in an area currently legislated. 060920 ... stork daddy all right, i did get a couple of speeding tickets. you shoulda seen those tickets fly. 060920 ... flowerbed on a cloud Numair =) I wish I had my own stork as sweet as Numair =) 061114 what's it to you? who go blather from