peanut_butter_is_your_friend
god peanut butter sure is MY friend. it talks to me when i am lonely. it also provides economical sustenance when i grow weary of ramen noodles. 010102
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Quiggz Psychotic peanut butter took over my brain once, but that was one isolated incedent. I get along fine with most of it. BTW, I happen to be God too... so is whoever is reading this... Now, before you get reeally offended and stuff, hear me out. I'm saying that there's a bit of God in each of us, and we're all God in our own little way. Someone once said, "Your God is whatever is most important in your life" Hopefully, everyone will be the most important thing in someone's life, right? And, of course, I could be completely wrong. But it's a nifty concept, isn't it? And I'd like to apologize to anyone whom I offended with this, but you probably stopped reading some time ago. sorry! 010102
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we are 138 dammit!!! that didn't come out!!! 010102
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god (not danzig or rollins) hell, i'm not offended. peruse my past offerings and you'll be able to see yr way ahead of the pack. 010102
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ass facely i want my skull, too 010102
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narpf edith how 'bout a skull_full_of_peanut_butter ? 010103
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beavisaurus rex it was supposed to be a kool ascii art skull but the spacing didn't take

dammit
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rollins they should scrape dried blood off the street, tell you it came from a daytime tv star so you can line up and buy it. 010103
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katethegreat peanut butter is one of my favortite foods. i don't understand why people are talking about skulls on the peanut butter page. it is really distirbing and confusing to me. peanut butter is a simple thing, it just tastes good,sticks to the roof of your mouth and is brown, and thats all there is to it. 010601
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Dafremen What do you get when you cross a skull covered in a TV star's dried blood and a jar of peanut butter?

A celebrity-blood covered skull that sticks to the roof of your mouth.


Bah DomDom.KSHH
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nocturnal at work *room filled with blank stares falls silent* 010601
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god anyone want some goat_pussy? 010602
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florescent light peanut butter n' fluff
peanut butter n' chocolate chips
peanut butter n' apricot jelly
peanut butter n' Honey Nut Cheerios
peanut butter n' M & M's
peanut butter n' banana's
peanut butter n' honey toasted on a bagel


"Man cannot live by bread alone.
He must have peanut butter."
- Bill Cosby
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Casey you forgot peanut butter w/ oreos

and another one is if you are hungry, but you know you shouldn't eat a lot...peanut butter and cottege cheese...it tastes terrible
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florescent light peanut butter n' American cheese 010602
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Sol mm, smooth or crunchy?

crunchy for me
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yummychuckle yes, crunchy. 010603
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unhinged there has always been something slightly alien and disgusting about peanut butter to me 011020
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peanut butter i am your friend, nic 011107
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ever dumbening simple, honest, natural
just nuts and salt
like a good friend should be

no fucking marketing, thanks
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whoknows ever just take a big spponful of it and eat it by itself. yum! 011114
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whoknows shyte! i meant spoonful 011114
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anti-social butterfly ewwwww!!! peanut butter is disgusting. i hate the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth and the way it makes you smell. don't do it man! don't take the spoonful! peanut butter is way yucky! 011115
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Sonya opinions, opinions.

Peanut butter is the best! It's great with bananas, jam, bread, crackers.

Discovered it as a child and I still enjoy it to this day.
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psychobabe peanut butter fucking suxz!!!! 011124
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yummyC p-nut butter is good.
by the way, november is national peanut butter lovers' month. no joke, its for real, bitch.
eat up.
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psychobabe :p 011124
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Grievance why am i talking here? oh yes, peanut butter. I lived off peanut butter(mostly) for a year.

and I still like it.

cast my vote for crunchy. mmm.
oh, and peanut butter smells good. yes. believe it, it tastes even better.
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Subterranean Visions okay, ive got one. its not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off because its YOUR dog! 011125
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ClairE Except when you are allergic to it.
Adam was.
I could have killed him with a kiss.
When we broke up I plunged into peanut_butter_sandwich making with a vengeance.

And M&Ms, and other candy I couldn't touch.
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Norm Peanut butter is an anti-lubricant. So remember kids peanut butter and sex don't mix. 011202
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Norm There shall be no kids, peanut butter, and sex all at once. 011202
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ClairE Sounds like a plan. I guess that would be a time when peanut_butter_is_not_your_friend. 011202
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god elvis_in_space is your friend when you read this. 011217
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ClairE Almost my only friend, it feels like.

He is solidly there for me to lean on and laugh and try not to cry.

And he tastes so delicious, too.

Oh! smooth!

(don't tell crunchy...)
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pontifier peanut butter is your friend alright, but look out, when he's hangin out with a cup of coffee, he's more like a laxitive. 011219
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89x Ah yes, peanut butter n' java, a friendship made in hell, placed on earth solely for the evacuation of the bowels. 011219
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littel_elf I like both crunchy and creamy... depends on how I'm eating it.

As for coffee, uck. I don't drink coffee. So I guess I don't have to worry bout that laxative affect. :)
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rhin peanut butter is a friend indeed... thank you peanut butter for always sticking to the roof of my mouth, and thank you even more for always sticking so patiently to the spoon in anticipation of my tongue. 030209
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Grin and... CREAMY! 030903
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celestias shadow Oh man. I thought I was the only one that peanut butter tried to communicate with! It's reassuring to learn that it's a larger trend than that. Has the peanut butter ever told any of you to smear it on your elbows and then try to lick it off?
I was very angry at it that night. Never, ever again.

I won't be so ready to listen next time.
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estarocks joy is a peanut butter sandwich. i don't know about peanut butter being ur friend though. 040614
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pete get me a pita and my peanut butter we're watching a movie! yum! 040614
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dosquatch Peanut butter is the best thing to ever happen to celery. 040614
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spiffy indeed peanut butter is 040615
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