landlord
alicia
okay
.
like
,
they're
75
years
old
.
tom
and
colleen
.
tom
makes
chairs
and
wooden
sculptures
and
stuff
.
colleen
is
a
retired
math
teacher
.
on
christmas
eve
,
they
had
,
like
,
this
dance
party
.
i
swear
to
god
.
they
were
so
fucking
drunk
.
you
don't
believe
me
?
they
were
singing
"
the
twelve
days
of
christmas
"
at
the
top
of
their
catholic
lungs
,
but
with
all
the
wrong
words
.
and
then
they
left
for
mass
at
st
. bridgets
church
.
so
it
was
quiet
for
a
while
.
and
they
live
rite
above
me
.
they
take
showers
-
every
night
at
2
:30.
every
.
fucking
.
night
.
991228
...
old
he
wears
a
turban
has
two
beautiful
daughters
that
were
in
his
office
one
time
when
I
was
sick
and
went
to
drop
off
rent
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...
green_tenedril@thevioletburning.net
my
land
lord
is
a
drag
queen
he
listens
to
a
lot
of
Bowie
.
010404
...
nom
i
got
a
phonecall
a
while
ago
this
morning
i
didn't
answer
the
phone
cause
i've
only
got
like
a
dollar
left
on
it
right
now
it's
pay
and
talk
and
i
didn't
want
to
pay
for
/answer
yet
another
wrong
number
so
i
just
let
it
ring
and
then
checked
my
voicemail
after
it
was
my
exlandlord
offering
me
a
place
again
in
town
small
town
he'd
heard
i
was
looking
i
smiled
when
i
heard
it
was
him
because
i
was
worried
i
hadn't
left
my
exapartment
clean
enough
i'd
actually
gone
back
in
my
dreams
red
: moving_dreams
061109
...
nom
it's
not
the
same
apartment
he's
offering
me
,
that'd
be
too
weird
it's
a
nice
offer
,
but
i
don't
know
061109
...
three words
not_a_damn_thing
landlord
exploring
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...
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squishyfish
101116
...
foyoy
foyoy
110930
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