jobs jay gordon let's hear it for blow jobs, people! 000102 ... king kai i got punched by a lady for doing my job this week - wow, talk about resident hero - not me, but the big daddy deserves the credit - my boss is freaking rad! 000102 ... mikey my second interview for this job i really want tomorrow. i really want this job it will give me a good future with good possibilities. but ive been so stressed im not working now i hope im not making a mistake. im rolling the dice on this one. if i dont get it i'll have to look for something else which is easy but i dont want anything else! 010306 ... nocturnal eewww, work. I hate work. good luck in your interview. I'm sure you'll be perfect. 010306 ... mikey thanks Noct =o) 010306 ... minnesota_chris Here's some jobs I'm considering in the near future: I am currently a chocolate truffle maker, but the hours aren't enough. I am working temp jobs, but tired of the mouse wheel. One job would be to tutor kids in Geometry, in a nearby arts magnet school. Yep, I'd be Mr. Pederson, teachin' Geometry. And maybe, down the line, Russian. Another job would be to teach ESL. In a place called the Germanic American Institute. Although they are very weird, I'm really hoping I get that one. Another job is being the cook in a sorority house! I'd have my own kitchen again, serving up grilled feta stuffed chicken breasts upon demand. Pad Thai! Guacamole! Woo hooooo! And it wouldn't hurt to have a house full of teenage women thinking I'm Jesus with a spatula. I cooked in a sorority house once before, it wasn't as bad as you think. They're a little nutsy, but mostly pleasant. I remember washing lots of lipstick off the coffee cups. Any ideas/comments/suggestions? 030108 ... elimeny Go with the Russian. All the way. ::::tries to think of something not stupid to say in russian::: U menya yest VODKA! Yeah, doesnt have the same effect when its not in the Cyrillic alphabet. 030109 ... an attempt Y M(-HR ECT BO#KA 030109 ... minnesota_chris you rock, elemenohpee! Where'd you learn Russian? and Ya xochu vodku. Seichas! 030110 ... margadant11 1st person: Good goats are freaking expensive. Like over $500. I was thinking about getting into the goat business. 2nd person: ic sounds wild and exciting 1st person: Yeah.. they even have different types of goats 030110 ... elimeny hahaha, uhm, i reeeeeally dont know a whole lot, im in the middle of takign Russian right now. But it sure is beautiful isnt it? i love this fucking language! but i still havent learned how to say anything interesting in it. 030110 ... minnesota_chris it is beautiful looking and beautiful sounding. I wrote that under "Russia" I think. I put a link on there to a guy reading Russian. A little too dramatically. http://max.mmlc.northwestern.edu/~mdenner/Demo/texts/loved_you_once.htm 030110 ... minnesota_chris Every job has a way of becoming awful after a while. 030411 ... niska oooooh yeah... does it ever. awful. and that's only the first part of the day... 030411 ... minnesota_chris 'Kay, now I'm a receptionist/landscaper. Anyhow, I'm sitting in the front office, and two kids are forced to sit there for an hour and a half while their dad is in a meeting. So I play this game with them, like 20 questions. We had fun for a whole hour. 030825 ... minnesota_chris Tomorrow I will start as a chef at a Moroccan restaurant. Middle Eastern cuisine. Their menu has a few of the things I know as Greek food, and a few things I've always wanted to make. I'm looking forward to it, even though it's only $7 per hour to start. 031020 ... a thimble in time I love Morrocon food. (salivating thinking of tadiq, stuffed cigars, chumas, and other Mediteranean delights) 031020 ... minnesota_chris Now I'm caring for special ed kids. No training, mind you. One of the kids (most severe) has Oppositional Defiance Disorder... he's really defiant, violently so. He has a pro-violence ethic, and a lot of energy. On Thursday I had to restrain him in a time out. Wrestling for 20 minutes, sigh. I hope he figures out quickly that I'm not taking no for an answer. The school is pretty negligent. I wasn't trained at all... I wasn't even told what to do with the kid, or where to take him. 040125 ... Syrope #1) i type words that she doesn't even read. she either reads the teachers lips or doesn't care. i have to rush from the gym all the way across to the english buildings in heels since i just came out of social dance. if i don't catch the first bus (even if its the one that only gets me about halfway there) i'm late. typing in the odd position is going to give me carpal_tunnel #2) i tell you to sign in two places, i point with the pen, you wander away with the keys (they'd kill me if you lost them) without signing at all. i smile at you and nod attentively while you whine about things i have no control over. today at work i cried on three separate occasions. that's a new record. 040125 ... minnesota_chris on Monday, I'm a baker. 040917 ... pete my job is eating away at me... i cant go 8 hours at school then 8-11 hours at work, then wake up early to do my homework and do it all again... 040918 ... god only thing worse than having a job is not having a job 040918 ... god p.s. jobs are for slobs 040918 ... velvetblonde my job is purely academic. i am a college student again, and working harder than i ever did for dollars and sense. of course, nobody wants to hire me because i have a disability. jobs suck and i would rather blow. xOxOx 051027 what's it to you? who go blather from