mcdonalds s sux 000808 ... squeaky McDonalds, Kudzu, and Jesus... are all going to end the world. Well, not to mention the boy bands. But seriously, Jesus will use the boy bands to hypnotize us all and then the Kudzu will take over and strangle us all! Ahhhh! 000808 ... Panda Did you know that in 50-100yrs 1/2 of the American population will be obese. Now what's wrong w/ that? One of the major causes is America's eating habits, our need for a quick easy meal consiting of nothing but fat & grease and absolutly NO nutritional value. Why eat fast food? it's not good for you and most of the time what they're advertising isn't really what's in the product. does anybody know what kind of meat they serve at taco bell? i certainly don't. America's eating habits are affecting other countries,former healthy inhabitants are now becoming overweight. :( 000808 ... turmoil ra ra!! ra! Go vegetarian 000808 ... thera ugh, ugh. my first job at 16. i have not eaten a cheeseburger in four years, and aint gonna again. after 4 hrs, I could lightly drag my fingernail across my skin and kind it caked with grease underneath, and I worked at the drive-thru. 000808 ... moron is the best restaurant on the face of this earth. i love it. i love the grease and salt. i can feel it just seeping into my arteries clogging them. yum yum yum plastic milkshakes drippy hambrgers. orange water.... dirty dirty yum yum yum, mmmmmmm mmmm mmm did somebody say mcdonalds. we love to see you smile (they mean barf/gag/die really :) 001111 ... retartedkidnameddamian what happened to the arch deluxe? 010326 ... mmm i miss that sandwich, it was good 010326 ... retartedkidnameddamian so do i. 010327 ... freakizh fucking barney woo woo happiness. 010715 ... Espinacas -bloody fries -fucking fries -pinches papas 010716 ... Aimee On the German menu they had the: McEurope McGermany McFrance McBritain McMalaysia a little funny I'd say 010716 ... Dafremen Ok I worked at Mickey D's for a grand total of two weeks. MY first and last fast food job. During that time we had this old lady (maybe homeless, maybe not) who always came in and ordered a quarter pounder with cheese for lunch. This lady would ALWAYS bring the last bite of her sandwich up and get her money back claiming that there was a hair in it. (Funny how it was always a white or gray or silver hair...this was back when their weren't many seniors working at McDonald's) The manager always gave her a refund no matter what, quoting the Employee Handbook: "The customer is always right." Coincidentally, I've worked out that sticky "not enough money for food" hitch in my retirement plan. 010716 ... Dafremen Ugh...forgot to proofread... 010716 ... Sol i find it amusing that their "suitable for vegetarians" fries (fries??) got them sued by a group (of hindus i think, not that that has any relevance) because they are actually fried in lard, not vegetable oil. 010716 ... florescent light at least somebody likes to see me smile 010716 ... chaos i was in mcdicks the other day, and the guy ahead of me ordered an apple pie... adn 10 smiles. and he wouldn't leave until he got all 10. 010717 ... god arch deluxe, where are you? 020528 ... eklektic lately i've been consuming a whole lot of mickey d's chocolate milkshakes...i cant stand the food (except the fries and nuggets) but i'm all over the milkshakes. 020529 ... TalviFatin I cant eat fast food anymore. My gallbladder is shot, and my bloodpressure went up, I gained 15 pounds, and why? Because every night after work, for dinner, I would go to a fastfood place. Everynight I would wake up with indegestion and grease burps. I hate it. hateithateithateit! 020529 ... freakizh i remember reading this article called 'the mcdonalization of thr world' in my class of international panorama. mcdonalds and coca-cola are the greatest evidence of how the world preffers to 'sell' themselves momentarily to capitalism, rather than improving in a sustainable way. 020529 ... "Ancient_Pagan" McDonalds is the most fetid and degenerated and rancid sign of the demonic possibilities of free will. Every McDonald's commercial feeds the cancer industry and propels McDonald's "patrons" (i.e. braindead conformist minions) towards that affliction! Can you imagine posting a clown to wave children in to gorge on toxins? Well all fast food chains, McDonald's included, does that! Why do children, those people in the most vulnerable and developmentally critical period of life, have the worst diet of any period of life? Fast food is NOT kid's food, it is shit! Children are chattels to corporations! McDonald's is Satan's bowel worm! 020529 ... girl_jane This is the last place I'll work. I will be a telemarketer before I'm a McDonald's employee. 020530 ... satan satan satan i have bowel worms? well, fuck that explains quite a bit (guess this means i'll have to go ass_fishing ) 020530 ... Kate Where we go to entertain ourselves when we're not feeling up to hanging out for Sunday School in the nursery since my church has a lack of rooms. Last time we went it was the seven of us and Justin, our trusty college freshman advisor. The McDonalds is off of a highway which is near our church. I drove with Jason in his beatup car and we listened to the radio and sang along on the short drive over. We all had breakfast food and were silly and had fun, and then Jason and I raced Dustin back to church. It was my first car race even though I was a passenger and Justin said that it looked like our car would blow up. Never race a Camerro if you have a POS car, and never try to race a Camerro which is in the left lane when you are in the ribht and you have to make a left hand turn. 020530 ... angie i have been having mcflurry cravings then i think...why not just go to dairy queen. maybe someday i will decide 020619 ... angie I went to McD's and got a mcflurry. It cost me 11 cents. My friend works there. Extra cheese costs 11 cents. I feel so bad... I had to be mean... There was no other choice. I wish I could take it all back. I am so sorry. I wanted to tell you that tonight. I just didn't want to bring up those bad memories... Please forgive me. I'll do anything. We have so much in common... why did you have to like me? Like that anyways... Oh if only i wasn't human. 020701 ... no reason ugh. i can feel little explosions in my stomach. 030706 ... paranoid martyr i'm in love with mcflurry 030706 ... A Viking In Peru My dad and his friend used to amuse themselves by playing a joke on fast food places when they were in high school, in Denver. His friend was amazingly good at faking a foreign language. Most people when they try to fake a language are easily given away by the fact that they repeat certain phrases over and over again. This guy could make it sound as though he really was speaking a language, although nobody could pin down what it was. It just sounded vaguely European. Anyway, they'd go into a fast food resturant (How I hate to call them resturants when they are so very sub resturant) and they'd begin talking, with my dad acting as though he kind of understood what his friend was saying. They'd go through the process of deciding on food, and throughout this they'd be attracting some of the attention of other customers, because, hey, here's a guy babbling in a foreign language! Anyway, they'd order, sit down, and start eating. Then, after a while, his friend would take his burger or whatever up to the counter, take off the bun, point, and babble. The workers would always try their hardest to help him, but of course they couldn't understand a word he was saying. Eventually they'd offer him what he was after (ketchup, probably), and when he saw them holding it up, he'd get a huge grin, grab it out of their hands, and say "BAH HA HA HA! AMERICA!" and walk off. 030706 ... ferret did you know that they tried to sell hamburgers to hindus in india? and then that didn't work so then they started selling fries!!!!!! the fried are just as non-vegetarien as the burgers!!!!!!!! stupid mcdonalds peoples! 030706 ... endless desire no more grease. please. i feel like it is coming out of me i never want fast food again. i_want_vegetables 030706 ... endless desire the viking tells an entertaining story. wants to try. 030706 ... A Viking In Peru I know somebody who calculated that the average flock of seagulls in a McDonalds parking lot can skeletonize a human in seventeen minutes. (This is implying that the human is imobile, of course.) 031012 ... ferret if disgustingly comforting at 12:00 at night 031012 ... sirflaccid i didn't forget the bbq sauce. 050224 ... birdman "life in a two foot cage isnt worth a cheap meal" 050428 ... aaaaaaaa MKdonalds it's how to poison all the very stupid people. a genepool refinement. I mean, do you really want your kids having kids with people who eat mcd's? Mad Cow Disease, yuuuummm. 061108 ... ronald last night in mcdonald's at 1:30 am, while enjoying a tasty cheeseburger, the question came up among good friends; 'why, knowing that mcdonald's is the shit it is, do people consume it so much? including us.' is it perhaps the idea of a fast meal it is because it tastes so good, you know it does. is it because there are addicted qualities to the food. why? damn it! why? 061109 ... devilbunny Most McDonald's food makes me sick. Although I will occasionally indulge in their fish-fillet sandwiches. 061110 what's it to you? who go blather from