divorced
Rachael
I
have
no
idea
why
anyone'd
want
to
do
something
as
idiotic
as
have
a
webpage. "
Ooh
look
honey
!
It
comes
in
so
many
differen't
colors
!
And
it
only
costs
me
$
19
.95
a
month
!
I
can
say
whatever
I
want
about
you
,
you'll
never
read
it
,
your
friends
will
tell
you
about
it
,
I'll
be
come
a
WeBCeLeB
and
be
interviewed
in
cool
magazines
like
Wired
,
and
eventually
we'll
get
divorced!"
-
isn't
it
cool
?!?!-
990607
...
silentbob
We
laid
on
the
couch
for
a
while
and
she
told
me
about
how
her
parents
got
divorced.
Kind
of
messy
. They'd
go
out
some
nights
and
then
one
night
they
went
out
to
the
car
and
her
mother
told
her
that
"
Dad
won't
be
coming
home
with
us
."
and
she
remembers
her
mother
spending
the
last
of
their
money
on
groceries
before
she
got
another
job
.
000615
...
Splinken
I
remember
the
talk
,
sort
of
,
but
we'd
just
gotten
a
new
iguana
and
he
was
running
across
the
couch
and
I
didn't
pay
much
attention
to
what
either
of
them
were
saying
.
000616
...
Tai C.
christmas
twice
a
year
...
siblings
from
different
parents
...
backbiting,
file
under
:
taking
sides
...
the
ultimate
scapegoat
for
the
source
of
my
problems
....
010404
...
BewareOfPenguin
I
have
to
say
,
this
is
one
of
divorced
uses
of
punnery
I've
ever
seen
.
010528
...
.
I'm
divorced.
I
like
to
hang
from
trees
.
010528
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from