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blowjob
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skyel
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just cuz it doesn't have an entry :)
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Tink
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i agree. it's about damn time this got an entry! friggin SNT's....
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MollyGoLightly
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hold your breath...just trust me.
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grasshopper
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beautiful worship mutual craving spirit-filled semen love juices dripping i laugh when i gag fish out the stray hairs later swallow swallow swallow gulp.....ahhhhhhh he is sharing as much as i am giving. the canvas is painted with mouth and hands. essence is given, received, given, received, given, received, given, given, received, received, oohhhhh.... i always say thank you as I wipe my mouth. "No, thank YOU!" is the usual reply. it is an act of mutual worship.
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birdmad
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a little humour (because i'm in a goofy mood) : A young man walks into a bar, steps up to the bartender and says: "Gimme ten martinis." Bartender says, "Ten Martinis, eh? what's the occasion?" Young customer answers, "My first Blowjob" Bartender: "Well, Congratulations" the bartender serves the man his martinis and after about forty-five minutes the bartender notices that the young man has finished all ten Bartender: "Here's one more, on the house" The young man replies: "No, thanks. If the first ten didn't kill the taste, nothing will."
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emily
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years ago my friend had me practice on a beer bottle because my new boyfriend wanted one and i had never done it before.... that seems so silly now....
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mike
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DEAR GOD!!! My innocence! GONE for EVER!
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WoNDERGIRL
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The mere suggestion brings back such horrid memories. Stupid jerk.
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lump
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didn't like it much.
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Barrett
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Should be preceded by cunnilingus.
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somebody
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artiste; bilingual; bob on the knob; BJ; blow the whistle; blue jay; brush teeth; brush the teeth; cath it; chew; chew it; cop a bird; cop a cock; cop a doodle; cop a hot one; cop a joint; cuff a carrot cocksucker; CS; do; dicklick; down; drop on it; eat; eat it all up; face cream; face pussy; faire; facial; fast food sex; fellatio; fix somebody up; flute FR; french; French arts; French job; French love; French way; french dressing; gaelick; gam; get a facial; get it off; get punked in the head; get punked in the mouth; give head; give pearls; give us a gam!; glory hole; gobble; gobgobbler; gobjob; go down for whomp; go down like white on rice; go down on it; grab a hot one; gum; gunch; have some cream sauce; he-blow; head job; hide the sauce; hum a tune; hum a tune on the flute; hide to sauce; inhale the oyster; iron jaws; job; kiss it; kneel at the alter; knob job; knock somebody off; kowtow chow; lay the lip; lick; lip service; Lucky pierre; mamar; maneater; mouth job; perform; petereater; picnic up on it; pipe; plate somebody; play a tune; play bugle boy; play musical arrangements; play the flute; play the horn; play the organ; play the skin flute; polish the knob; puff on some tubing; popsicle; prickick; pricknic; pull some peepee; quickie; raw jaws; root; rough trade; scarf; scorf up on a bod; scort up on a bod; senoreater; service; servive station; sit on a face; shore dinner; shot upstairs; sixty-nine; skin flute; skull job; skull pussy; snow job; speak Loe Genitalese; stool pigeon; stoop for; suck; suck a bondini; sucked dry; sucked off; swallow a sword; swing on it; swing on some flivver; take it in the mouth take somebody on; tearoom queen; tearoom trade; teenie weenie; tongue job; trade; trick; wean; whistle; whomp down on it; woof up on it; woof wring it dry; worship at the altar; wring it dry; yummy down on it; yummy up on it; zipper sex.
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Greg
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Anybody offering?
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jennifer
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I did. To someone. I wonder if I should have or not...
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chanaka
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should i be?
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001213
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silentbob
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it would be nice to get a blowjob from your mom blink182
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COLDandBLUEkitty
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THAT does not belong in someone else's mouth!
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twiggie
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silker likes to pretend he's gets blowjobs. really it's just a vacuum cleaner.
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grrrrrrr
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ok HE not he's....sigh.
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Thyartshallshant
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What's wrong with a vacuum cleaner?
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pathwrat
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my first one was from a girl who had braces it was occasionally painful a sharp poking pain but i never wanted it to end it was justlikelove. just like it.
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Formerly G_wiz 13 now Deputy Mayor
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a beautiful and very pleasing thing.for both male as well as females. I love eating chicks out i love to make them orgasm and moan i especially get off when they softly maon my name. Oh God dont get me started.
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mememe
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he likes them "hardcore"
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mikey
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better to give then receive! really this is true if a girl is willing to give me a bj im VERY willing to return the favor =o) isnt unselfishness grand?
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YKJEN
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Call me insane but I love that nice firm flesh in my mouth. The way it hardens and expands with every taste. mmm.. mmm.. good to the last drop!!!
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lost
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a wonderful thing. yes i remember my first. i didnt really know what to do so i just laid back and felt the beauty of it. hehe... that reminds me of the first time i returned the favor i didnt know what i was doing then either, but it worked out pretty well.
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elana
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NEVER DID IT. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT IF I BITE IT OR SOMETHING. HE WOULD PROBOBLY GET MAD IF I DO IT BAD.
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pathwrat
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no, never. never mad. if you do it "wrong" he'll just think you are stylish
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Norm
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grasshopper sounds like a professional!
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Toxic_Kisses
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emily – Practicing on a pickle is better, or @ lest I think so, and any how when your done practicing than you can eat tha pickle, mmmm yummy I love pickles!
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stars
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mostly its once a day.. I love it.. it's great.. He doesn't seem to mind either.
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translucent
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my first... in your basement. ahh.. good times. my most recent... yesterday, in your room. ahh... better times... god, it feels so good. you could do that more often if you want...
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ClairE
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Something I have a "knack" for, or so I've been told. by a boy who's said "blowjob + ice = ascending beyond the mortal coil" Should I say "you do the math"?
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Aimee
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He can't believe he's the only one I've done it to... says there's no way under god that I couldn't have done it before... well sweetie.. you're the only one who knows how well i do it..
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flo
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I'm british and whilst we go in for that sort of thing from time to time, it does not seem to be a national obsession, is it garenteed in your constitution or something, is that what the pursuit of happiness is.
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Effingham Fish
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But you don't blow. Fuck me, I sound like Andy Rooney.
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jim dog
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i want one. as for ice - yup. and halls, too.
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melissah
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im tired of homie guys in dew rags harassing me for blow jobs. No, i dont want you to "holla" at me. i am PUNK, i have no interest in your bling bling or whatnot. Dammit, can i get a man with a mohawk?
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punk
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the real punks are the ones who dont know it, methinks
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melissah
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or perhaps i jsut know what i am...id be lying if i called myself anything else. and um...your id is punk. you are calling yourself that. does that mean you arent a real punk?
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obviously not punk?
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it saddens me that you did not catch the sarcasm in my "id." why must we take things so literally?
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melissah
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lol okay, thats what i thought at first, i was giggling a bit. sorry!
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catch me ive fallen
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what about me? Do you like me or not? You're a nice girl, but you're not here. But how about a blowjob?
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catch me ive fallen
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And how do you like my shirt?
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jane
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one day it just clicked and now, after studying hours of porn, i can give an excellent blowjob
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paralizing passion
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i had a guy with a mohawk it was great i just love sex or anything that has to do with it...i guess thats why i give such good head. ;)
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sabbie
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"its a blow job." she said "so blow." and she pursed her lips and showed us how. the wind whislted around her head and came out her mouth blow blow? ah huh.
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ishot05cent
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id probably like to do some blow but to stay on the subject a blowjob would be nice, ive never heard so many women say they like to give a blowjob but wouldnt you feel bad if it was so big that you could barely fit a sixteenth of the penis in your mouth.... **hint hint** oh yeah girls when you give a blowjob kinda give a handjob with it lower shaft feels reeeeall good!!
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niska
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is this what your freinds tell you? your friends that get some, i mean...
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frisky
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Actually I know a guy who has a rather sizable cock ( he needs extra large condoms, if that gives you an idea) and he told me that a simultaneous hand job does feel really nice. Although I can get most of it in my mouth, it's nice to have soemthing to give yourself a breather.
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niska
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well d'uh... of course a simultanious handjob feels good - i mean, if it was just the head bobbing up & down, he might as well be fuckign ya! it doesn't matter what size he is, when his pursuit is pleasure - size only matters in a womans pursuit of pleasure.
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blather spellcheck and crossrefs bastard child
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see also blow_job
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zanna
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fill my hole with cum and wine i'm everybody's valentine this bitter little mouth is my only claim to fame cause once you've given head nothing ever tastes the same -mary_prankster
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emo
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some random asshole calls at 12:30 and tells my mom, "I just wanted to thank N for the best blowjob of my life.."? gee thanks.
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some random asshole
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But it was, it really was!
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laced
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for love. for drugs. for trade?
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cream_queen
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a tip: when you give a blowjob to someone who's cock you really want to suck, it's soooo much better for both of you. That's what I miss the most, sucking his cock, hearing his moans, the short panting breaths in time with my movements, and eventually the release, the long orgasmic moan as he cummed in my mouth... sometimes his leg would twitch, it was so cute. I'd go down on him 3 times a day if I could.
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my_legs_hurt
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olive
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i remember for a long time i was so opposed to the idea of it. i thought i would never put a dick in my mouth. but then i got a boyfriend and he would always eat my pussy and for awhile i was okay with only receiving but not giving and then i realized i ought to try it. so i started giving my boyfriend blowjobs. and i hated it. i had no experience, no style, no steeze, and so it would pretty much be me gagging on his dick for 10 minutes or so until he would come. i thought dick sucking could never be fun, and pleasurable for me. later when we broke up he made a snide remark about how bad i was at giving head, and oh how it infuriated me. all i could think was "i'll show you asshole." later i was back together with this same asshole (ha), and i told him to lay back, and to show me with his mouth what he liked and what he didn't like. big smile=don't stop, frown=what are you doing? it really helped me know what he wanted and what i wanted- things to be open and comfortable for both of us. i would recommend this for anyone new at head, for girls or guys. its a way to learn sexually while being open and having fun. now go out there kids and give some head!
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nxx
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i love sucking his cock. god i love it.
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what's it to you?
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blather
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