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cunnilingus
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birdmad
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Oh come on! we've given the word blowjob its due here, it's about damn time someone mentioned the pleasure of returning the favor (and special thanks to someone for providing a welcome distraction from my recent angst) 8] or is that :-P
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serendipity. My phone rings in the early hours my proposition accepted having run into one of my playthings at the techno club downtown the other night. this isn't love but neither of us really cares and we only rediscover each other by chance so we take everything we can get from our meetings. she really is a sight to behold, regardless of what she is wearing but even more so when she wears nothing at all the scent of roses as she walks through my door in t-shirt and jeans her short, bobbed red hair... good god, three years and she looks exactly the same as the last time we played together on an august night that was just a bit hotter than this one even her sweat is delicious as my mouth makes contact with her skin breaking the kiss just long enough to undress her a little more and again her cream white skin and gorgeous breasts neither large nor small, small nipples nearly as pale as the rest of her skin delicate waist and sweetly rounded hips and the slender, smooth legs and the pretty feet and as a pilgrim before an icon, i drop to my knees in reverent awe of her, entering her with my tongue and knowing the taste of heaven
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MollyCule
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is one damned ugly sounding word. we call it Moofty-Poofties. I don't quite know why. And blowjobs are Mashie Niblicks.
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Barrett
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she makes me shave first, but it's a fair trade. hee hee, Woo Hoo!
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mr. positive
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sex is for winners!
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marjorie
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a barrage of greetings. all carried on in a wet hello. get to know your neighbor. you might get to know yourself...
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barnaclebill
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Eatin' Pussy's easy mate! Why, Once ya get past the smell Ya got it licked!! Har!! Har!! Har!!
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silentbob
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sara saw a bumpersticker that said "if you're only eatin it aint cheatin!" i smiled secretly to myself
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jennifer
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"why, James, I never knew you were such a cunning linguist"
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G_wiz13
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wow!!! its crazy how few people know the actual word for eating a chick out. I know it because it is my favorite thing to do. I lov emaking them soflty moan my name and then scream in orgasm.* thinks back to wonderful memories and grins*
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Cletus
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Check out this dope ass shit. The links are cool, but the site is rough. The messages are funny too. Like cream corn through a goose baaayyyyyyybeeeee. http://ShadowSpire.homestead.com/shadowspire.html
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dB
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This should be an olympic sport! If curling is in the olympics, then so should oral sex! It takes alot of practice to get anywhere, and if you are any good at it, you deserve a medal!
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Moe
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to think...curl those toes, cross those legs and close those eyes.
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click
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reducing me to a heap amongst the sheets
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ClairE
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Sometimes I feel that I don't want it as much as I should. And I never want it when I can get it. Damn.
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lost
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oral sex is still my favorite.
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sagsde
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It's an australian kiss.... The same as a french kiss, just down under... --
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blown cherry
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He's totally amazing! Once I couldn't walk for a whole day after! And it leaves me so super-sensitive for days afterwards. Thats talent for ya. But I'd still want him even if he were crap. Talent is only a happy coincidence.
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misstree
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regrettably, never been one of my favorites. it's not lack of skill in the lovers--the nerves respond beautifully, and there is no trouble bringing about the desired effect. i just get bored, distracted. there's nothing to play with when they're down there, unless you're returning the favor, in which case i'm too damn distracted to do any good... i need body contact, all over, writhing and pressing and slithering. boredom. regrettable boredom.
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pralines&cream
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soooooo good A wonderful little gift.
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j_blue
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wish i could have a bit more practice never noticed a smell the only thing that ever tasted tender
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metamantrg
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for I have been down below on the one I truely love many times in the past but now its more intence that it ever has been and I know its only going to get even better I just hope she can handle the stamina that I have know for it gets stronger and more intencive for each growing day and will always remain on that upward path never to drop
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smurfus rex
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if you trace the alphabet, I'll bet you don't get too far past Q. I never did. Quickest was when I got to L. That was a good night. :)
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jeudi
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A man who can navigate his way around my cunt is a treasure. He can start by making the area wet with his spit and continue on to more direct clitoral contact, best with a finger or two inside. Ummm ummmm ummmmmmm The longer he works, the more he will be worshipped later. Magic for Superman.
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I remember the first time I performed it. We were 17, in her parents study. I had no idea what I was doing but the low feral cat like moans I heard let me know for some reason she was enjoying it. It was kinda scary because her speaking voice was high and light. She tasted sweet, her flow was kinda syrupy and man she either had the best hygeine or was just naturally fragrant down there. I was just trying to repay her for the kindness she'd showed me. Then there was the time a friend in college who crumpled in a crucifix constriction confessing her moral lapse as she called it, she tasted the tenderness and absolute devotion of another womans love, the kind of love she never recieved from the narrow bitter heart of a puritannical father drowning in the flood waters of his patriarchal tyranies. I was moved, I saw my friend with new eyes, she expected to be judged or censured but all I gave her was my shoulder. She had though the most amazing eyes kinda like Elizabeth Taylor back in the day.
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lunatic jesus
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Roses are red Violets are blue Sit on my face Mfgljdsspfnmf
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what's it to you?
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