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My left eyeis red and has been hurting, so I went to the Health Center- he refered me to another doctor. Don't feel like going to another doctor cause it's too much work filing with my insurance. But I can't not go. Because I am a hypochondriac. If my eye hurts, I think it's the onset of blindness- a tumor perhaps. if my chest hurts, I think it's the forewarning of a heart attack. If my ankle hurts, I think i will become crippled. If my skin is chapped, I think it's skin cancer. Oh, and if my head hurts, I think it's a brain tumor.
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I didn't go to the eye doctor cause the only time they had open was 8 in the morning, and to get there I would have needed to take the bus, and the bus going there comes only once an hour, so I would have needed to take the 7 o'clock bus to arrive there before 8. And to catch the 7 o'clock bus I would have needed to leave my house at 6:40. And to leave my house at 6:40, I would have needed to wake up at 6:20. And there was no way I was going to wake up at 6:20 to go to an 8 o'clock appointment to the eye doctor. So I didn't, and am real proud of myself, cause I spent all night and all day not worrying about my eye, and pretending that I wasn't concerned about having an eye tumor. And today it is starting to feel better. whoo hoo
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i can't go to the store, cause i think i have rabies... i can't go to the field, cause i think i have agorophobia... i can't kneel, cause i think i have knee cancer... i can't go to the shower, cause i think i have a rare disorder that makes my skin bubble when exposed to water ... i can't eat, cause i think i have a stomach condition that makes me bleed internally when it's not empty... i can't talk, cause i think when my tongue is exposed to air, it'll dry up and stick to the roof of my mouth, permanently... i can't think, cause i think there's an area in my brain that is highly prone to stroke or explosion when stimulated, but not sure where...no wait, i can think, thinking IS ok! i think...? i can't decide, cause i think i'll make the wrong decision...which would definetly, definetly force me into cardiac arrest...
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if I keep my laptop on my lap, I wonder if it will give me cancer.
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i feel sick but i wonder why? Do i feel it or do i need it. I need explanations for what is wrong. deep seeded reasons for everything that happens. I need serious help.
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User24
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light: try it! If it does, you get lots of money by suing the company, if not, you don't have cancer you cant lose!
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oh i love these - the main reason we can't talk about ANYTING that might be the slightest HINT of any illness. she seems to catch EVERYTHING. tomorrow, i think i'll feel SARS coming on - and ten bucks says she's in the emergency room, like she just came back from China. MWA-HAA-HAA!
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mon uow
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sometimes i think i have hypochondria
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what's it to you?
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