|
|
today_yesterday
|
|
|
-
|
i_love a_ghost
|
050711
|
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... |
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tessa
|
rice joy
|
060718
|
|
... |
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|
; )
|
tending_gardens day_and_night
|
070109
|
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... |
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no reason
|
dating_perfection
escape_closure
|
130307
|
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... |
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raze
|
build_me_a_world as_winter_fades
|
130310
|
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... |
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raze
|
go_on_and_get_moving, son.
|
130313
|
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... |
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raze
|
21st_century foot_cramp
|
130313
|
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... |
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raze
|
fuckity clutter
|
130316
|
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... |
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raze
|
blathing talent
kick aside_beside
|
130318
|
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... |
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raze
|
beautiful_and_weird half_asleep_thoughts
|
130319
|
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... |
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no reason
|
passive betrayal
meanwhile things_go_up_in_flames
|
130320
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
i_am_jack's passing_feeling
|
130322
|
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... |
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|
Lovers Lament
|
vicodin worked.
^ Just btw, a truer non statement has never been made. I guess now that I stated it, it's not a non statement anymore?
This isn't working.
|
130322
|
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... |
|
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raze
|
weird_confessions, cruel_ironies
|
130324
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
ugly celebrities_who_remind_you_of_people
|
130326
|
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... |
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|
Lovers Lament
|
focus commitment
|
130326
|
|
... |
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|
Lovers Lament
|
ah focus
|
130327
|
|
... |
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|
lg
|
ever_changing turning
|
130327
|
|
... |
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|
Lovers Lament
|
basic_goodness expires
|
130328
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
ludicrous people_i've_lost
|
130329
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unexpected advice
|
130330
|
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... |
|
|
do they?
|
chickens standing_at_an_upstairs_window
|
130331
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
i_found_my_heart eaten
|
130401
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
marilyn_monroe, eater_of_books
(she really was a voracious reader, too)
|
130401
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
honestly, what_made_you_smile_today?
|
130403
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you_smell_like something_elliot_smith_once_said
|
130404
|
|
... |
|
|
unhinged
|
you_smell_like half_asleep_thoughts
|
130405
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
talk_is_cheap, and_i_cried_out_your_name
|
130408
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_book_you_should_read secretly
|
130409
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_heart_is_an_insect? unfathomable.
|
130411
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
talking_about_the_weather breakthrough
|
130412
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_heart_is_an_insect: a_praying_mantis
(i was waiting for these two to line up)
|
130412
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
today_of_all_days, i_shouldn't_be_here
|
130414
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
selfish arm_chair_geographers
|
130417
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
on_the_other_hand, neither_wood_we
|
130418
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i'm_done proving_people_awful
|
130419
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
very_punny feeling_inside_of_me
|
130428
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
this_is_my_city; she's_like_a_pinwheel_camera
|
130501
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
quote_of_the_day: "fake_it_till_you_make_it."
|
130502
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
(Damn, that's just what I was thinking. Don't be so psychic next time.)
|
130502
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
...by which I mean a_code_of_conduct capture. Everyone should capture one sometime.
|
130502
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
not to worry — my latent psychic abilities only emerge once every three years, in sudden sixteen second bursts.
|
130503
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
predictable butterfly_dreams
|
130507
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
a_song_you_should_listen_to out_of_reach
|
130511
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
97 crushes
|
130513
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
some_days, elephants_are_angry_drunks
|
130517
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
half_asleep_thoughts walk_around_naked
|
130518
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
moan a_compliment_to_the_ear
|
130523
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
this_night darker_still
|
130524
|
|
... |
|
|
Norm
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning a_well_placed_silence
|
130524
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
awestruck blue_blather_blues
|
130529
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tattered group_soul_in_transit
|
130530
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
foot chemistry
(something too often overlooked when it comes to relationships)
|
130603
|
|
... |
|
|
no reason
|
ha, now it's "penis chemistry" (probably less overlooked in gay relationships)
|
130603
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
staring foot
(if feet had eyes, the things they would see...)
|
130604
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
life_never_repeats, you_know
|
130606
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
feverish reading_and_writing
|
130608
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
seek random_memorable_snippets_of_conversation
|
130610
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
chasing_my_tail decoy
|
130610
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
reading_in_the_bathroom, messing_with_a_good_thing
|
130612
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
brain_movies hit_the_nail_on_the_head
(and sometimes, they really do)
|
130613
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
frightening grocery_lists
|
130616
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_smile_that_doesn't_travel upright
(apparently some of them get around on all fours. smiles that crawl on their hands and knees. who knew?)
|
130623
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
organizing what_normal_people_talk_about
(there's a dossier, you see...)
|
130630
|
|
... |
|
|
raze fails at the linkage
|
phooey. i meant to type:
organizing what_normal_people_argue_about
|
130630
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
That is clearly a case of what_normal_people_talk_about desired.
|
130630
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fireflies: the_worst_gum_in_the_world
(the inside of your mouth may look pretty for a few seconds, but your breath will not be freshened in any way)
|
130709
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
baby_steps, gas_station_fishfly
|
130713
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
30 past_dreams
|
130718
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
heidegger, old_friend...
|
130724
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
green_spandex summer_thing
|
130728
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
some_days things_deserve_to_be_broken
|
130729
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
mosquito, little_things_remind_me_of_you
(maybe because you're little yourself, oh annoying insectoid one)
|
130731
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
serves_you_right, stomach
|
130810
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
typos living_in_fear
(i like to picture them huddled together in a falling-apart cabin in the woods, trembling with such force that the clatter of their teeth can be heard miles away. typos have teeth, believe me.)
|
130811
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
supper_is_whatever_you_want_it_to_be, washcloth
(yeah...i talk to washcloths. i share with them life lessons i've learned from red_blather. that's just what i do.)
|
130815
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
just_because the_words_don't_match_the_song
|
130821
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
mean kissing
|
130822
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
televangelism maps
(not the kind you want to find folded up in your pocket when you're lost)
|
130903
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
feed peter
|
130904
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
singer zoo
(how many zoos can you visit where the animals break into random song?)
|
130908
|
|
... |
|
|
no reason
|
i like weird_confessions zoo. i would visit that, for sure.
|
130908
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blatherskite_dreams unlocked
|
130911
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
reading_now: steinbeck_on_sunsets
|
130917
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
the_borrowed_shirt dreamed_of_mon
because who says shirts can't dream?
|
130917
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
flirting apparatus
|
130919
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
make_your_own_tongue_twister daughter
|
130921
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
more_things_learned_from_dreams i_didn't_know
|
130922
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
she's pulling_teeth
|
130922
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
liquid degrees_of_separation
|
130925
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
persistent atheist
|
130927
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
restive degrees_of_separation
|
131002
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
itchy_index_finger smells
|
131003
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
(sometimes I suffer from) joke_splicing anxiety
|
131004
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you stagger
|
131008
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
could_have_been staring
|
131012
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
happy_canadian_thanksgiving october_13_slash_14
(red_blather knows its canadian holidays)
|
131014
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts talk_to_me
(and they do. they chatter away. you wouldn't believe the things they day.)
|
131015
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
holy hell, i can't type straight today. SAY! the things they SAY!
|
131015
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
deleted half_asleep_thoughts
(some of the more interesting ones do erase themselves sometimes before they can be committed to memory)
|
131018
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
schizophrenic headache
|
131025
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
in_the_trunk_of_a_car, riding_a_bicycle_down_the_stairs.
It's a big car.
|
131029
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
grandpa britney
(i couldn't resist...it made me laugh)
|
131101
|
|
... |
|
|
you might have
|
embarrassed britney
|
131101
|
|
... |
|
|
epitome of incomprehensibility
|
(time is a) birthmark vampire
(it sucks (the colour out))
|
131105
|
|
... |
|
|
meta
|
today_yesterday tomorrow
|
131105
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bad_puns_in_fake_kenya tonight
|
131105
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
christmas headache
(they're not as festive as you'd think)
|
131106
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
choose_your_own_adventure aujourd'hui
|
131108
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
leave_it_up_to rudolph_steiner
|
131110
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
soundtrack_to_my_teenage not_quite_truisms
|
131112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_am_convinced i_am_only_one_person
(said the man with dissociative identity disorder, and they pronounced him cured)
|
131114
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Faulkner, what_is_your_weakest_greatness?
|
131114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
turn_on_the_bright_lights, guelph
(it's getting late)
|
131116
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_appreciate_you, captcha
|
131117
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
peter, we_are_a_magnifying_glass
|
131118
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
seductive mania
|
131120
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
condescending batman
("i am the night," he says. i mean, who does he think he is?!)
|
131123
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha critics
|
131125
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tripping transparent_things
|
131128
|
|
... |
|
|
dafremen
|
reading_now tripping
|
131130
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_appreciate_you, table_11
(hey, sometimes tables need to be told these things too)
|
131201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
december typos
(now cooler by six degrees)
|
131202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_perks_of_proofreading kraft_dinner
(because each mac_and_cheese dinner is secretly a novelist at heart, and editors get tasty rewards for their work)
|
131203
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
restaurant staring
|
131204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
autograph? i_would_never_want_a_book's_autograph!
|
131206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
thinketh, fist!
(so said the shakespearean boxer to his most powerful hand between rounds)
|
131207
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
chihuahua_subterfuge sonnets
(the title of my first book of poetry)
|
131210
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
What_is_mad? What_you_don't_know_about_me.
|
131211
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ominous math
|
131212
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tangential address
|
131215
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bass glasses
(they live low in the spectacles range)
|
131215
|
|
... |
|
|
distractyl
|
jerk glasses
They clean up the image, but hide all the important bits... Frames too thick, like blinders keeping my focus up ahead.
|
131215
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
today_yesterday glasses
(the wisdom of hindsight)
|
131215
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
white_beach bass
(it's all about the tropical fish)
|
131216
|
|
... |
|
|
dack-till
|
whiskey voice_range
Somewhat impaired, but with a texture that more than compensates.
|
131216
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
starfish whiskey
(heavy on the calcium carbonate)
|
131217
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blathing_on_a_train? slow_loading_time.
(but not yesterday. yesterday was lightning quick.)
|
131219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
naked at_the_train_station
|
131221
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
snoring professor_of_political_geometry
[[[and]]]
captcha aversion
|
131224
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"homework! occupy_the_kitchen_sink!"
|
131230
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
polar_vortex motivation
(what inspires a circumpolar whirl? a bad breakup? an itchy sweater? justin bieber?)
|
140107
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
black snow_day
|
140107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
let's_talk_about_books, bish!
|
140108
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
insistent epiphany
|
140109
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blame three_thirty_seven_pm
|
140110
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha courage
|
140113
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
raze, professor_of_political_geometry
(no! it couldn't be!)
|
140114
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
the_earth_is_broken, melted
|
140114
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
('twixt mixed_tape and global warming)
|
140114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bent casio_SK1
(it's a real thing! and i didn't try to make it line up that way!)
|
140116
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
kvetch? well_why_not?
|
140117
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
stereotypical_scares: self_esteem_lowering
|
140118
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
band_practice xiv
(because sometimes you need roman numerals to keep track of these things)
|
140124
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
limitless orion
blather_speaks: "eat_your_desert!"
|
140128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_smile_today, dear_michael_bay?
|
140130
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
eschew typos!
|
140201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blather_erotica band_practice
(because it made an amused smile happen, even if it doesn't make much sense)
|
140203
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pete_seeger pillow
(the kind of pillow that sings you to sleep and gives you stuff to ponder)
|
140204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pinky_swear crushes
(i swear i like you! i swear with my littlest finger!)
|
140206
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
petty worm_screams
|
140206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
how_do_you_like_your_roses enforced?
|
140209
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
today_yesterday serial_story
|
140210
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cannibalism crushes
("did you see that guy who just walked by? he's so dreamy. i'd love to eat him with some garlic butter and a side of carrots.")
|
140213
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
valentines_day cannibalism
|
140214
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
uncultivated heavy_hearts_get_lighter
|
140215
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
things_learned_from_dreams , heavy_hearts_get_lighter
|
140215
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
captcha today_yesterday
(what are you waiting for?)
|
140216
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
o upside_down_blathe
(a paean, surely)
|
140217
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_larceny_of_not_knowing what_made_you_smile_today
(and the accidental poetry of blathe titles)
|
140219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
george, what_the_fuck_am_i_doing_here?
|
140227
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
speed_reading blind_book_date
|
140301
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerok
|
more_things_learned_from_dreams , blatherskite_dreams (dramatic, specific)
|
140301
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha days
("capture days", as said by someone with a thick brooklyn accent?)
|
140302
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
toronto, my_soul_is_buried
(you need to talk to cities like they're people sometimes. they need to know what's on your mind. me? i'm talking to sarasota right now.)
|
140303
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
iced_curry_peaches captcha
(in some cultures, the captcha isn't only a security measure; it's also a delicacy available in many stimulating flavour configurations)
|
140305
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
she's a_painting_the_world_made
|
140307
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
missing mountain_goats
|
140308
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
bob_dylan , sometimes_I_see_things_that_aren't_there
(bob dylan sees them too, don't worry)
|
140308
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
aromatic chair
|
140309
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
mind, what_would_i_say?
|
140309
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fertile failure
|
140312
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
slightly_rehearsed side_effects
(choose your secondary effects, within reason)
|
140314
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
nervous_accents other_you
(treat "other" as a verb, and it works)
|
140315
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
evolve, girl_with_curls
(grow some wings, stat)
|
140317
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
night_is_alive_with_the_folly_of_men looking_in_windows
|
140319
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
random_beef playoffs
|
140320
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha absorption
(that would be an odd sensation, wouldn't it?)
|
140322
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
gloved mandolin
(musical instruments get cold fingers too)
|
140324
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
this_morning blather_don't_be_slow
(default morning thought when the computer gets powered up these days)
|
140325
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
carly guacamole
(a tasty superhero)
|
140326
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
natural_people advice
(it's best to stick with this. unnatural people always try to steer you wrong.)
|
140328
|
|
... |
|
|
raze fails at the linkage
|
that should have been:
natural_person advice
|
140328
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
in_this_hole, digging
|
140402
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_picture_you_should_see, anne_szumigalski
(just because it rhymes)
|
140403
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bilingual name_discrimination
("robert" is fine, but if you pronounce yourself "ROW-BEAR", well, we might have a problem…)
|
140403
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
button jumping_in_slow_motion
(if a button fell off of your shirt, or my shirt, or anyone's shirt, and the first thing it did with its freedom was this, i think it would be pretty entertaining. some buttons must secretly long to leap with such a lack of speed that they seem to those who are not buttons to be floating or flying. surely they must.)
|
140404
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha: making_the_possible_impossible
(keeping spambots out since 2006)
|
140405
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
very_punny misnomer
|
140411
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spring_begins: good_news
(unless you live here, where in 2014 spring apparently doesn't begin until june)
|
140415
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
upright batteries
(they do stand, sometimes, when they feel up to it)
|
140417
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha reborn_as_alcohol
(a strange thing to drink, i'd imagine, whatever form it took. and can you really get a buzz going after just four characters?)
|
140420
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
car_commercial substitute
|
140424
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
dog_interview: fun_with_google_translate
(Whaddya mean it doesn't do dog-human yet? Why not?)
|
140425
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
e_o_i_asks: what_made_you_smile_today?
|
140426
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha obscured
(how can ye type what ye cannot see?)
|
140428
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
previous culinary_epiphanies
|
140430
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
curious squirrels
|
140503
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
thigh fish_evolution
(you haven't lived until you've seen a thigh fish. and you *really* haven't lived until you've watched a thigh fish evolve in real-time.)
|
140506
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
russian notes_to_the_brain
(sample note: "Вы мягки и мягкими, я уверен, но ваш тяжесть дает мне паузу. давайте молиться за избытком гороха, вы в вашем замке и меня в моей ухоженный тюрьме."
english translation: "you are soft and fluffy, i'm sure, but your heaviness gives me pause. let us pray for excess peas, you in your castle and me in my manicured prison.")
|
140507
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning, daffodils?
(you have to talk to flowers sometimes. ask them how they're doing.)
|
140513
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
suitcase cliques
|
140514
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
enlightening sorting_hat
|
140519
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lady_a, you_can_do_better.
|
140522
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard random_memorable_snippets_of_conversation
|
140523
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
corrupt cliques
|
140524
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
wistful new_song
|
140525
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sexual_tension, i_appreciate_you
|
140530
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ignite cheesy_ideas
(and you get flaming cheese, in idea form)
|
140531
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
I_love_canadians interviewed (barbequed, they're too dry)
|
140531
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
large plant
|
140602
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
portals_to_discovery: auditory_hallucinations
|
140604
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
predict the_wisdom_of_friends
|
140606
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
I_didn't_know today_yesterday
and
fucking car
fucking_car
|
140607
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
kardashian_rhythm raven
(it's just got a nice ring to it)
|
140609
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha playoffs
("voin takes on viku in a rematch of their stirring battle last year")
|
140611
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
document_tags deodorant
(says, "you're it")
|
140612
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
full_moon celebrities_who_remind_you_of_people
(the man in the moon! he's famous! he reminds me of someone! but who?)
|
140614
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
bud test
bud_test
how well do you know your buds? quiz
hope you pass your bud test! piss_test
|
140615
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
simply_irresistible headphones
(the ears can't stay away)
|
140616
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
experimental braille_on_body
|
140620
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blather_together, it'll_be_okay
|
140622
|
|
... |
|
|
raze fails at the linkage
|
(fine. don't accept my apostrophe.)
blather_together, it_ll_be_okay.
|
140622
|
|
... |
|
|
raze fails at the linkage
|
well, no wonder it wouldn't link. i got a whole word wrong.
blather_together, it'll_be_ok.
|
140622
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
waitress fishes
(because there are restaurants under the sea)
|
140623
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
afternoon_storm days
(because today was one)
|
140624
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
adult half_asleep_thoughts
(because sometimes they're r-rated)
|
140626
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
adult clown_knows (funny AND sexy!)
what_made_you_smile_today pete ?
library dialogue (shhhhh ee hee he hee)
raze misread (when you're not sure what he/she(!?) said)
eat_youe_desert ,eif (yes mom,,,)
things_you're_not_supposed_to_say half_asleep_thoughts
even_more_things_learned_from_dreams sleep
|
140626
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
profane: i'm_on_fucking_fire
(because how can you pass that one up?)
|
140628
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
glitter blather
(because that would be something surreal to see)
|
140629
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
captcha nectarines (gotta catch em all!)
agreed, glitter blather would be pretty cool
|
140629
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
scary_dictionary etymology
|
140701
|
|
... |
|
|
flowerock
|
I'm_from a_painting_you_should_see
|
140703
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard porch
(because some porches don't enunciate as well as they could)
|
140704
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
talking_to_myself: sun_speak
(because every once in a while a person becomes a sun, and they talk like one)
|
140705
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
skeleton_key holidays
(because it conjures something both celebratory and mysterious)
|
140706
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sang for_you_flux
(because she did, in the blathersong way)
|
140707
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Frenemy Avenue (on the variably cloudy side of the street)
|
140709
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
giant holidays
(because you know they've got at least a few of their own)
|
140710
|
|
... |
|
|
no reason
|
headache chicago
(couldn't have said it better myself)
|
140714
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overheard weird_confessions
|
140715
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
australia infatuation
(because who says you can't have a crush on a place?)
|
140716
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Email_surprise: phone_tag!
|
140716
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
even_more_things_learned_from_dreams: you_can_do_weirder
(because it's true)
|
140717
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i'm_awake_because je_ne_regrette_rien
|
140718
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_heart_is_inside_a_dying_animal headache
(because … i think i just pulled a muscle in my brain working out the logistics and metaphorical ramifications of that one)
|
140720
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lettuce_pray la_vie_en_gris
(because it rhymes once you translate the second half into english)
|
140721
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_the_moon_eats, misspeak
(because it's got a sort of poetry to it)
|
140722
|
|
... |
|
|
no reason
|
paid today (that would be nice)
feminist blather_erotica (curious how that would read)
resist what_made_you_smile_today (now, why would i want to do that?)
scary_dictionary heartbreaker (hurtin' words)
|
140723
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
(1. hm yes; 2. some of what's on here I think classifies, at least more so than Class Prejudice: The Porno (my Marxist critique of Fifty Shades of Gray - you don't have to actually read things to critique them, as I learned in school))
and The_Way_I_Write, Nose_Wise is a good title for someone's memoir, though I'm not sure whose.
|
140723
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sleep, little_fucker
(for the times when tenderness, profanity, and frustration all intersect)
|
140725
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
brooklyn blog
(is loading slow, loading slow, loading slow…)
|
140727
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
witness_to_a_horrible_mess: a_wedding_and_a_breakup
|
140728
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dumb_puns make_money_not_art
(because some puns are capitalists)
|
140729
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
notes_to_the_brain, old_testament
(a different kind of bible)
|
140730
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
shedding thursday
(another name for friday)
|
140801
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
karaoke bible
(on the evening of the sixth day of his bed-in for peace, jesus rose and said, "i would like to sing 'pour some sugar on me'." and lo, the man operating the karaoke machine made it so, and the earth shook.)
|
140802
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three half_asleep_thoughts
|
140805
|
|
... |
|
|
no reason
|
things_in_my_bed walk_away
uh-oh.
|
140805
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
ha. now it's things_in_my_head walk_away
|
140805
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
they're nameless
|
140806
|
|
... |
|
|
TK
|
e_o_i's_exciting_life unhinged
|
140806
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
busier train_station
naughty captcha
|
140807
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
it's_a_shame train
(and its whistle sounds like a guilt-stricken moan)
|
140812
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
[i left "naughty things_in_my_head" in case anyone else wanted to have fun with that one when those two lined up a few days ago, but the moment passed, sadly.]
|
140812
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
horny tennis
(now that i'd like to see)
|
140813
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
self_mutilation gun
(because it's an interesting if somewhat disturbing image, and those deserve preserving)
|
140814
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
dance_party capitalism_a_fling
(Capitalism's a Scottish folk dance. I knew it. All the legends are true.)
|
140816
|
|
... |
|
|
also
|
when_the_tree_dies, dressed_like_that
|
140816
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pescetarian dance_party
|
140817
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_need_to_colour_the_sky (weird_facts_about_me)
|
140818
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
paranoid linguistics
|
140820
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you_don't_need_an_iphone graveyard
(you can pay your respects to iphones that have passed any old place)
|
140821
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
misheard alcohol
(i always think i hear it saying things to me, and i listen to it, even though i'm probably mishearing)
|
140823
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
girlfriends everywhere_and_nowhere
|
140826
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
respectable asceticism
|
140827
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard typos
(what sounded like a "jsut" was really a "belive")
|
140828
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
today today_yesterday
|
140829
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
intoxicate_me mostly
(i only want to be 89% drunk)
|
140829
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
silly_naked_sushi cafe
|
140831
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pronounce typos
(because it's good for a laugh)
|
140903
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
ruthless nostalgia
ooh. i like that one.
|
140903
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
commercials set_on_fire
(some arsonist is burning the elements of advertisements)
|
140906
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
serendipitous_lending parade
|
140910
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Vertically, there's a gmail fetish, but that's a today-today. Wrong orientation.
|
140910
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unstill_background fetish
(i can see how that could be a thing)
|
140911
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw sappy_pathetic_little_me
|
140913
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
melancholy headache
|
140918
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_sex soulmates
(they're always getting undressed)
|
140919
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
writers_who_are_the_shit intoxicate_me
|
140921
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
it_was_so_easy, ron
|
140923
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
out_of_control garbage_orchids
|
140929
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Ello! Quiet_in_here, eh?
|
140929
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw ottawa
(i think the today / yesterday columns are turning into accidental comedians here)
|
140930
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unsafe unconscious_creativity
|
141004
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Antarctica_music cellist (a very specialized musician)
|
141007
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
thanks, running_shoes
(for all you do to make running possible)
|
141013
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
movie_marathon mouse_trap
(just because it sounds fun when you say it out loud)
|
141015
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_chuckle_today, cellist?
(i suspect it was something to do with old rosin and a granola bar)
|
141016
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sea_enemas: the_sky's_disguise
(an educational television program like no other)
|
141019
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
callous proximity
|
141021
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_love_canadians weirdly
|
141026
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
scary_dictionary in_the_pool
(no! deliver its pages from water!)
|
141104
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blatherskite_dreams for_those_of_us_who_fall_in_love
|
141111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
go_fish, fractured_heart
|
141112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
winter hair_symmetry
|
141118
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
and_still_more_things_learned_from_dreams grow_younger
|
141203
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
(in the not-so-distant future): What_do_you_do_with_that tape?
|
141205
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
and now it's:
what_do_you_do_with_that dominatrix?
|
141205
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
time_capsule mouthwash
(not guaranteed to effectively freshen breath so far past its sell-by date)
|
141208
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
I_forgive_you, mouthwash!
(I see your Listerine and I raise you a Crest Whitening Something-or-other, raze. The stakes are getting cleaner and cleaner.)
|
141208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(nooooo! the cleanliness, it is electric!)
|
141208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_colour_would_i_be whispering?
|
141210
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
matt stares
|
141210
|
|
... |
|
|
leni
|
you_you_you and_still_more_things_i_learned_from_dreams
|
141211
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
what_made_you_smile_today and_still_more_things_learned_from_dreams
|
141216
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you_not_you what_made_you_smile_today?
(because sometimes you get picky about who you're asking)
|
141217
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
caffeine saxophone
(the horn that keeps you up all night)
|
141218
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
guess_what, spiders_and_strangers?
(now THAT's a line)
|
141219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
don't_look_back; the_floor_is_made_of_lava
|
141220
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
festive adult_stressors
(because they sometimes break out their party hats when you're not looking)
|
141225
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha captivity_narratives
|
141229
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
enigmatic concept
|
141230
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dream bathroom_graffiti
(i wonder if the graffiti changes every time you look away and then look again)
|
150105
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard rage_bubbling_up_from_nowhere
|
150109
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Facebook therapy (or not)
|
150109
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
more_films_you_should_maybe_see, kubrick
(a nonexistent list for stanley, or advice rendered in elegantly broken english?)
|
150110
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
22 more_films_you_should_maybe_see
|
150112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
secret fog
|
150114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard song_of_the_day
|
150122
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
curly Peter_Gabriel
|
150123
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
whispered from_the_past
|
150127
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
meg, i_love_you_for_seven_mental_reasons
|
150128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
realistic rumble
|
150131
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lead when_lust_arrives
|
150219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_read_myself … i'm_on_fucking_fire
(what you might say when you're on a hot streak)
|
150221
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
too_many_hearts, too_much_not_enough
|
150224
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
two_strangers, too_many_hearts
|
150225
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_love_her washing_machine
|
150304
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
waiting_for_you_to_leave, you_find_yourself
|
150306
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
for_the_birds: drunk_blathing
(now that would be entertaining. birds blathing while drunk, i mean.)
|
150309
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
carnage! my_inflamed_lung
(seems like it should be the title of a poem or something, eh?)
|
150312
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Instrumental sinking_ship, playing while the Titanic burns
|
150312
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
brian_eno: karl_barth's_sister
(well, this changes things)
|
150313
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
come_back, things_in_my_head
|
150314
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
crooked blatherskite_dreams
|
150317
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
challenge a_bullet_moving_in_slow_motion
|
150317
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
slightly_rehearsed jazz
|
150320
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
the_love_that_grows_out_of_secrets happened
|
150320
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
what_i_think_is_sexy: jazz.
(i swear i didn't plan for this to happen.)
|
150320
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blather_in_blue water_world
(it was only a matter of time before they developed underwater internet service)
|
150325
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sensitive eyes
|
150326
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
facepalm_decay: a_painting_you_should_see
|
150401
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
en_edible_heart sequence
|
150402
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(should have been an_edible_heart sequence
not sure why i went all germanic there…)
|
150402
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
friends: kiss_or_sex?
|
150405
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spring_begins. spoil_it_now.
(this one was too perfect not to make note of)
|
150407
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cherry_pie lifemist
|
150409
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
texting cherry_pie
i look forward to the delicious day this will be possible.
|
150411
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
drowned soulmate
|
150416
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
neophobic eyes
|
150417
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
tense 420
(seems like a bit of an oxymoron to me)
|
150421
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
don't_be what_made_you_smile_today
|
150421
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Living_in_the_past, everybody's_attacking_Belgium
|
150422
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
intuitive deadlines
|
150425
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
go_to_bed_hungry, ron
|
150428
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
what's_best? rip_out_the_last_page.
|
150428
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
marginal maze
|
150502
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
selfish_technology
|
150508
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
minus the underscore.
|
150508
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
today_yesterday highly_sensitive.
couldn't have said it better myself.
|
150508
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
love_more like_there's_no_tomorrow
|
150513
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
IELTS shit_list
(Yes, it is there. More so for people having to take the test, I imagine.)
|
150514
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
drunk mad_max
|
150520
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard b_side
|
150523
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
silly, the_love_that_grows_out_of_secrets.
|
150525
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
are_we_ever_really_full, stu?
|
150525
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
distance dave
(this is clearly doomed from the start. at least it has alliteration going for it.)
|
150526
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
now it's: love_the_one_you're_with, dave
(that might've made the lyrics to that song more interesting)
|
150526
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
dreamt i_don't_belong_here
|
150602
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
his_brother_said, "interview_me."
|
150604
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
absent_minded anne_of_green_gables
|
150609
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bone_back inertia
|
150612
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
tom_waits the_waiting_game
waits waiting?
waiting for waits?
the tom wait(s)ing game?
|
150613
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
angst ends
(if only it were that easy)
|
150619
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
indexing difficult_situations
|
150623
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
single weak_week_tweak
|
150626
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
luddite single
|
150629
|
|
... |
|
|
unhinged
|
one more link in the chain of lonely shit that draws in my horizon
|
150701
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
psychopathy: what_made_you_smile_today
(as opposed to "it's what's for dinner"?)
|
150705
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
anger_creates_a_demon, tongue_tied
|
150707
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
weird_confessions interlude
(this one needs its own theme song)
|
150720
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
loved_and_lonely life_without_words
|
150811
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
waking_up_sad blueberries
(whereupon they promptly become grumpy, half-awake blueberries)
|
150812
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blueberries projecting_tension
|
150815
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bus hangover
(ride too much and it's bound to happen)
|
150821
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
polaroid forgiveness
|
150823
|
|
... |
|
|
leif
|
not_over_you bookend
|
150824
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
disappearing_to_find_her being_honest
|
150827
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
death_dream_psychosis dinosaur_orgy
|
150828
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ashley ashing_in_the_street
|
150829
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
taking_things_too_personally, ashing_in_the_street
|
150829
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
died taking_things_too_personally
(of all the ways to go...)
|
150831
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
one_and_only art_show
|
150907
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sibling snowflakes
|
150908
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_feel_pretty tennis
(some days this is true. and some days i feel pretty rugby.)
|
150912
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_i_don't_learn_from_my_dreams: happiness_is_a_warm_cat
|
150918
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
california pharaoh
|
150921
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dream_a_little_dream_of_me, tessa
|
150923
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
her_name_rhymes_with_fancy lowercase_world_problems
|
150927
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
admiring rilke
|
151005
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
wounded_by_must, wounded_by_dust
|
151007
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
calm life_partner
|
151009
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
olfactory_crack inertia
|
151020
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
anxiety seasons
|
151022
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
needlessly_shitty druid_or_wolf
|
151026
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
trumpet disgust
|
151029
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unreciprocated twitter
|
151030
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
search_creature bearing_witness
|
151111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pete! it's_a_trap!
|
151116
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
amnesiac photographer
(shades of "memento", maybe?)
|
151117
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
terrorists_are_corny mermaid_breaths
|
151119
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
in_my_bed, roar_bacon
|
151120
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
embarrassing refuge
|
151121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
clearly there_was_this_urge
|
151201
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
clearly puzzled
|
151201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
textured self_protection
|
151203
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tyrants listening
|
151208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stretch, tyrants
(do your yoga, ya lazy despots)
|
151209
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
forceful tyrants
seems a bit redundant, but i guess tyrants can come in all types.
|
151209
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
family mouse
he's a pet.
|
151215
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
giving_up commitment
that sounds like a catch-22. you'd have to commit to giving up commitment, and then if you did commit, would you have to give that up?
yep.
|
151220
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
winter_berries, seething_resentment
(an dark seasonal sequel to "crouching tiger, hidden dragon", maybe?)
|
151221
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(how the crap did i type "an" in there? seriously. what kind of crap is that crap? i mean, crap.)
|
151221
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
it's_a_small_world_after_all, brother
|
151222
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
others marry_creased_mousse
and then, right beneath that:
unreciprocated, we_are_golden
|
160109
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stop_dying, snow
|
160111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bowie refuge
(too true)
|
160112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spaghetti, how_far_do_i_have_to_run?
(i ask my spaghetti this question ALL THE TIME)
|
160120
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
campus_radio regret
(i knew i shouldn't have played that song about illicit frog-juggling ...)
|
160126
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
tired_logic, stop_dying
|
160127
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
curly divorce
(some opt for a divorce-straightening device; others let the frizz fly free)
|
160201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
attic divorce
(that's the place to do it, in front of all the spiders and dust bunnies)
|
160204
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
elliott_smith begonias
it would be neat if deceased artists grew again as flowers. (maybe they do.)
|
160204
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
the_perks_of_proofreading begonias
they usually contain far fewer typos.
|
160204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
response_to_a_photograph_of_tadpoles: sea_enemas
|
160206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
that'd_be_the_day, debussy
|
160212
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
flowerock all_knit_up
(staying warm with yarn, i see)
|
160228
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
don't dream
|
160229
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fuck face
(couldn't resist. i'm going to take a wild guess and say we won't see those two showing up next to each other on the recent page too often.)
|
160303
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
integrative wheeze
|
160308
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
manipulative patient
(always gonna get that extra lollipop, doc)
|
160315
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
john_coltrane, human_like_all_of_us
|
160322
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
toxic car_pet
(if you're allergic)
|
160325
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stop_dying, anxiety
(why not live forever?)
|
160406
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
dating anxiety
|
160406
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
staff_paper prince
(the kind of royalty you can hum, if you can sight-read)
|
160424
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
active_listening playoffs
(you hear some, you talk over some)
|
160427
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
happy_birthday_you're_a_ghost equipped_with_the_skills
|
160503
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pumpkin_oatmeal playoffs
(this makes me laugh for reasons i don't even understand)
|
160606
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
That's_not_my_name, Nemo.
|
160607
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stop_dying, sunset_rainbow.
|
160619
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
weigh_in, mother_nature
|
160624
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stood_up purple_pride
(stood up on its side!)
|
160704
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sneezing stu
|
160810
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
olympic_gymnasts healing_chant
(missing an apostrophe, but close enough)
|
160812
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
casual olympic_gymnasts
("i'll just do a … crazy flip thing … no big deal.")
|
160813
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
flirt, baby
|
160826
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vacation time_turns_muffins_into_bricks
|
160828
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
centipedes been_called_names
|
160908
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misread negativity
|
160914
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
baby typos
(so cute and cuddly in their wrongness)
|
160925
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
baby roll_call
"gaga!"
"waahhh!"
"gooooo!"
"waaaaahhhh!"
|
160925
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
the_beatles listening_party
or
delicate listening_party
I think yesterday was really two days ago? I'm too busy to make friends with Time.
|
160929
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
between_grief_and_nothing (there is) joseph_gordon_levitt
(of course. i should have known.)
|
161005
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha ambrosia
|
161019
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fragrance captcha
(i dream of a day when we can prove we're not robots based on the way we smell)
|
161107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bizarro_world fragrance
(when everything smells like the opposite of what it is)
|
161109
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
important tapes
|
161204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lust_hurts things_you_wrote_when_you_were_young
(slaps 'em right in their faces, it does)
|
161215
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
mean singularity
|
161224
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
affirmation intersectionality
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170125
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raze
|
volatile mockingbirds
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170209
|
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... |
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raze
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discrete celebrity_guycrushes
|
170308
|
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... |
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raze
|
misheard reverie
|
170414
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
things_in_my_bed commit
(ain't any noncommittal things hanging out in my sleeping space)
|
170426
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sick_of beyonce
|
170529
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
preach half_asleep_thoughts
(my kinda church, where the priest mumbles about things that only make sense if you're resting your head against the thin wall that stands between either side of sleep)
|
170602
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
something_must_break instagram
(a hammer that chases pictures, perhaps)
|
170624
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
lock kate_bush
|
170625
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
reboot things_you_wrote_when_you_were_young
(hey, hollywood has been running out of ideas for ages now ... soon they just might start pilfering the stories of children. in some cases the results would probably be better than the movies grownups are cobbling together.)
|
170627
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
christianity reboot
(in this hip new retelling of a crowd favourite, god is a talking fig leaf who has ALL KINDS OF ZANY ADVENTURES)
|
170629
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
arrived_there. the_house_is_gone.
|
170702
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
one on top of the other:
spelling err
blatherskite_dreams approach_the_correct_food
|
170711
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cellular satire
|
170719
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
mayor jesus_puns
(he prefers "mr. puns", but everyone calls him "jesus", and it leads to a whole lot of awkwardness)
|
170903
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
christy, i_feel_pretty
|
171008
|
|
... |
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raze
|
the_perks_of_proofreading celebrity_girlcrushes
|
171110
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
squirrely google
|
171128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
2018 problems
(for the love of dogs and cats everywhere, don't go predicting that sort of thing already, blather oracle)
|
180101
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
earthquake intimacy
|
180421
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
omnichord loneliness
|
180626
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cleverbot postmodernism
|
180801
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fridge twisting
(sounds like an appliance store pastime gone wrong)
|
181010
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pastry pet_peeve
|
181029
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
swarm silliness
(even the bees need a little levity sometimes)
|
190317
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
a_morbid_sense_of_powerpoints preventing_christianity_in_your_children
or
Israel preventing_christianity_in_your_children
I swear I didn't plan it like that!
Oh yes, and I still haven't finished the PowerPoint story. It's just that there is a tragic background and I have Avoidance Sensors activated at times.
|
200108
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
glitter art_rock (glitter_art rock?)
|
200408
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
It's like glam rock. With glitter! :)
|
200409
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
jeff_tweedy misheard
(he does mumble sometimes)
|
200419
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
happy_birthday out_of_control
|
200817
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
video technology
(an unintentional bit of symmetry, i assure you)
|
201028
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
things_in_my_bed: spit_bubble_or_eyelash?
|
210720
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tidy ride
and
jane_says no_rain
|
210731
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
consciousness adverbs
(i know "mindfully" is a word, but is "cognizantly"?)
|
210803
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
superfluous dream_conversations
|
210805
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
things_i_never_thought_i_would_say tracing_clouds
|
210807
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
medical_tourism hangbone
|
210807
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
lizard a_picture_you_should_see
(the next big superhero movie coming to a theater near you)
|
210807
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(i'd pay to see that! there aren't enough reptilian heroes represented on the big screen if you ask me.)
|
210807
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_praying_mantis losing_the_data
(man, i'm never hiring an insect to work on my computer again.)
|
210811
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
morphogenesis diner
(i want to know what they've got on the menu at that place.)
|
210813
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
shame diner
"on special we have the burger and fries combo, but you probably shouldn't order it because i'm not sure you need more calories"
|
210813
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
consider what_made_you_smile_today
|
210815
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
essential temporal_lobe
|
210817
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
little_pleasure on_days_like_this
|
210821
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
conflicted yearning
|
210826
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
condiments seen_on_the_sidewalk
|
210829
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_kind_of_confession: i_am_a_stopwatch.
(not what you wanted to hear from me, i'm sure, but i can't lie to you.)
|
210831
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_microwave prayer_with_no_words
(it goes something like this: "beep. beep. beep. beeeeeeeep.")
|
210903
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
distorted things_in_my_head
and
what_made_you_sing_today, trailer?
(which is a question you ask of either a mobile home or a person who won't quit following you. either way, you'll probably get an interesting answer.)
|
210904
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
full_moon hunger_pangs
(did i hear a bit of werewolf_music just now?)
|
210907
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
avoidant_tendencies fired
(if only it were that easy!)
|
210909
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts: whispers_in_the_dark
(this one's pretty poetic. i likes it.)
|
210910
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
seen_on_the_sidewalk: george_bush.
|
210913
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cry acid
(that doesn't sound like it would be much fun)
|
210916
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
we may have been writing a lot of blathes about you lately, but you need to know
it_isn't_about_you squirrels
k?
|
210918
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
punk_as_fuck right_here
|
210920
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
punk_as_fuck squirrels!
|
210920
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(okay, that one is flat-out fantastic)
|
210920
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
take_me_back, manny_delgado
(i swear, sometimes it's uncanny how these things line up)
|
210922
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
book_club regrets
|
210925
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
(oh boy, do i have those. ha!)
|
210925
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
yet_more_things_learned_from_dreams: her_body_is_the_sky.
|
210926
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
jennifer, what_the_fuck_am_i_doing_here?
|
210926
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
soul_tired bodhisattva
(damn!)
|
210927
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
kissing_the_flame: a_lesson_on_grief
|
210927
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
windsor: designing_fate
|
210927
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
vocabulary bleeding_words
(also what_made_you_smile_today)
|
210927
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sunflowers in_clothes
|
210928
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
read_this_aloud: i_love_you_for_seven_mental_reasons
|
210929
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw kevin
|
210929
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
too_much ever_since
sums it up.
|
210929
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
lots of goodies:
read_this_aloud. louder.
family overheard_in_conversation
mindfulness ever_since
|
210930
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overheard_in_conversation: a_mind_spread_out_on_the_ground
(tough to step around one of those without kicking a bit of perspective or stepping on a piece of a memory, but worth the effort)
|
211001
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
windsor ghosts
|
211002
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
save_me raze
(i couldn't resist making a note of this one. how many times is *that* going to show up on the recent page? and why do i feel like singing the theme song from "smallville" all of the sudden?)
|
211002
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw it's_october.
|
211003
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
current_obsessions: sex.
(not true. not quite grammatically correct, either. but funny.)
|
211004
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
aphrodite gas_station_flowers
(a new fragrance available this fall)
the_silent_pulse: memories
(which is true!)
brandon, what_made_you_smile_today
(probably not what i wrote in there about you, my bad)
|
211005
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
where_do_you_write memories?
|
211005
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
nephew, what_are_you_reading?
|
211007
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
to go with j's post on the importance of the "marshmallow_cream" ratio in banana splits, i give you marshmallow_cream placement.
|
211008
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
the_wood moods
|
211008
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
listen: everything_is_automatic.
|
211009
|
|
... |
|
|
tender square
|
waterbed waterbirds
|
211010
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
this one sounds like the best commercial ever:
surprised_by_joy? give_thanks_and_kick_ass.
|
211012
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
crying beautiful_buried_red_blathes
|
211013
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spare music_you_should_hear
("pink moon" by nick drake comes to mind, along with early cat_power, "the pearl" by harold budd and brian_eno, the self-titled mark hollis album, and a whole lotta other good stuff i can't think of at the moment)
|
211013
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(and i didn't even link to mark_hollis . . . shame on me and my itchy_index_finger)
|
211013
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
monochrome toronto
kinda feels like it these days...
|
211014
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
captcha doctors
(They won't do any good. It's incurable.)
|
211014
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blather_party beliefs
(the first rule of a blather party is everybody's_going_to_dance_tonight.)
|
211015
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sneeze the_blather_who_button
(that would be an interesting sneeze)
|
211016
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
sorry, i_did_not_know
|
211016
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(i was hoping someone would make a note of that one before it disappeared! yay! all the yays!)
|
211016
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_middle_name_is house_fire
|
211017
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blatherskite_dreams: preventing_christianity_in_your_children
(they will have that effect)
|
211018
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
the_brakes_of_a_city_bus sneeze
(wheeze more than sneeze, maybe)
|
211018
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
codependent seagulls
|
211019
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
what_are_you_reading? beautiful_buried_red_blathes
nevermind the_wisdom_of_friends
|
211020
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
dear_alistair, my_dad_wrote_a_porno
(y'know, just in case you wanted to check it out sometime)
more_than_nothing, an_oil_painting_sky
(so much beauty to behold in the things we often take for granted)
|
211021
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cherry_colored_funk beliefs
|
211025
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
running facial_hair
(now that i'd like to see)
|
211026
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_sing_today, city_workers?
(i don't really want to know, because i don't like you or the noises you make, but it's only polite to ask)
|
211028
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
mom, what_made_you_sing_today?
my mom couldn't sing, and she always really wished she could. maybe, wherever she is now, she's singing her heart out.
|
211028
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw a_painting_you_should_see
and:
catholic_slow_dance soul_mate
(also, leave it to nr and tender_square to find a way to sneak some moving words into this blathe of all places)
|
211029
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i'm_trying resistance
|
211030
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pour_some_sugar_on_me, squirrels.
(every squirrel secretly wants to be a pastry chef. believe it.)
|
211101
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning, mr_convict?
|
211103
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
thirty_three radio_ghosts
|
211104
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
incremental temporary_insomnia
(i hope you get some good sleep tonight, e_o_i)
|
211105
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
raze, what_made_you_smile_today?
(i think i know)
cherry_hearts
(a quintessential red blather title if ever there was one)
|
211107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
naked daylight_savings_time
(now *that's* how you spring forward and fall back with style)
|
211108
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
regeneration museum
|
211111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
at the top:
absent_minded linguistics
and at the bottom:
the_romantic cherry_hearts
|
211111
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
st_vincent, be_a_little_bit_wiser_baby
(she already seems pretty wise to me)
|
211112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw blanket_movement.
(the wind will do that)
|
211113
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_want_to_learn what_made_you_dance_today
|
211113
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
eleven heartbeats
|
211113
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(i love how many evocative combinations we're getting lately)
|
211113
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_want_to_learn regeneration
(can this be taught like the dougie?)
|
211113
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sacred_and_profane freudian_typos
|
211114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
value_village sundays
(this is an actual thing; i can't remember ever being there on a day that wasn't a sunday)
|
211115
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_hides_inside the_loop?
(the answer used to be me, once upon a time. but only on friday nights.)
|
211116
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
nudity_depends_on_my_perspective on_marriage.
|
211120
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bite_your_tongue, squirrels.
|
211121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw well_shit
(for those times when you take a look outside and see an aquifer taking a very public dump)
|
211124
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
but_then, i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw...
(that's right! build that suspense!)
|
211126
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
oblique alternative_dream_occupations
|
211127
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
snow_world icicles
|
211128
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw outside
good thing!
|
211128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
north_will_be_south: the_far_edge_of_the_circle.
(i'm not sure this one makes sense, but it struck me as being evocative and worth making a note of)
|
211129
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
scandent siblings
|
211130
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a few good ones before the recent page turns over this morning:
blathosphere nachos
(pass the bowl over here a sec, will ya?)
left_behind in_flight
the_corner, the_future
|
211202
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
cry needed
|
211202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
revolutionary weird_confessions
(and one line beneath that:)
reactionary replies
|
211203
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
skull things_in_my_head
you know, like, those skull things we all have?
|
211203
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
oh_my_love, look_at_me.
(some unexpected musical synchronicity)
|
211204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
target your_heart
|
211206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stretch when_teeth_are_linguistics_assignments
(useful advice, no?)
|
211207
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw it's_so_fucking_cold
(it's so cold out you don't even need to be outside to confirm, you just *know*)
|
211208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a few goodies from the latest batch:
secrets left_behind
dear_diary: it's_so_fucking_cold
metaphor breakfast
|
211208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sad crossword_puzzles
|
211211
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts bind_us_together
|
211212
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
coffee, shithead?
|
211212
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
these three kind of read like a nonsensical sentence:
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw borscht. runners, what_made_you_dance_today? come_back, boys.
|
211214
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
free drawers
(what a deal! you just have to buy the dresser first.)
|
211215
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw kerry
|
211216
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
ceramic grace
|
211216
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
swabbed_piracy
|
211217
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
girlfriends mending_holes
|
211218
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
laughs girlfriends
(it's not the greatest pairing sonically with the two plurals, but it describes my weekend, lot of much-needed laughs with my girlfriends, and i am grateful)
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211219
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tender_square
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laughs girlfriends
(it's not the greatest pairing sonically with the two plurals, but it describes my weekend, lot of much-needed laughs with my girlfriends, and i am grateful)
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211219
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tender_square
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(didn't mean to post twice, and love how i complained about plurals and yet forgot the "s" on "lots")
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211219
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raze
|
dave laughs
(and)
squirrels rock
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211220
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raze
|
ashlee_simpson linguistics
(now that's a class i'd take. the syllabus would include topics such as "the morphology of la la" and "pieces of syntax".)
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211221
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raze
|
new_dream_lessons repeating
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211222
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nr
|
run_for_your_life, ashlee_simpson
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211222
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raze
|
song_of_the_day: "purr_therapy"
(sometimes that's just the kind of music you need)
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211224
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raze
|
shit_michael_says: "santa_claus_is_real."
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211225
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raze
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lavender_clouds seen_on_the_sidewalk
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211226
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raze
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i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw billy_joel
(and he was singing, "slow down, you crazy child")
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211227
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raze
|
digital flaming_mirror
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211230
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raze
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inappropriate goddess_whispering
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211231
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raze
|
again, there's a whole lot of fun symmetry on the recent page right now:
janus_faced fear_of_driving
betty_white, you_have_a_dictionary
"2022? goodbye_2021."
new_dream_lessons: this_moment_matters
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220101
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tender_square
|
profane squirrels
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw new_year_new_you
betty_white firecrakers
(i'm not awake enough to add clever asides to these titles, i wanted to grab them before they disappeared.)
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220103
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raze
|
strangest_spam ritual
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220104
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tender_square
|
root_rot ritual
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220104
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e_o_i
|
I should go to sleep but "inappropriate citrus" just struck me as funny.
That is all, goodnight!
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220104
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raze
|
inappropriate jars
(the contents of which might be consumed while listening to a)
sad_romantic stones_song_of_the_day
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220105
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nr
|
windy swearing
"fuuuuuuck YOO-oo-OOOOO-ooooo-OUUUUUU!
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220105
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nr
|
"
(the wind was so strong it blew away the closing quote marks)
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220105
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raze
|
you cracked me up good with that one. oh man. i can *see* it.
grabbing these before the recent page turns over this morning:
dream_city support_beams
strawberry_mansion root_rot
(i'm digging the foundational theme here)
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220106
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raze
|
"girl_scout_cookies? not_home."
(the response of a cookie hater, no doubt)
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220107
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tender_square
|
sidney_poitier leaving_on_a_jet_plane
(RIP)
|
220108
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raze
|
rising warmth
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220109
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tender_square
|
saint quarters
(patron of parking meters everywhere)
lossy judgement
(a poetic way to describe impairment, no?)
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220109
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raze
|
high_priestess from_the_turquoise_sea
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220110
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raze
|
devastation in_philly
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220111
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nr
|
seen_on_the_sidewalk: sidewalk_notes.
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220111
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nr
|
windy_wind, wind_like_water
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220111
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raze
|
bunk_bed guilt
(when you get the top bunk, but you aren't sure you've earned it)
|
220113
|
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tender_square
|
what_made_you_sing_today? frustration
(for raze and his attempt to join the dogchestra)
|
220114
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e_o_i
|
genius_of_love in_bed ;)
|
220114
|
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tender_square
|
side_sleeping squirrels
(adorable! i can just picture them spooning!)
sowing footsteps
(what's that line? a journey starts with a single step?)
|
220115
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tender_square
|
wallet_body
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220115
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tender_square
|
song_of_the_day: we_were_wolves
(johnny west for the win)
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220116
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tender_square
|
(robert) frost, what_made_you_smile_today? poetry symbols
|
220116
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raze
|
electric_acoustic ontario
(the only province you can play without having to plug in)
|
220117
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nr
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw how_we_kiss_with_our_mouths_closed
|
220120
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raze
|
little_guy the_crying_reflex
(two things that are definitely linked right now. it's like you know me, blather.)
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220121
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raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw something_that_changed_the_way_i_live_my_life
|
220123
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raze
|
not to keep reusing one specific blathe, but i have to make note of this:
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw e_o_i
because it really happened once!
|
220126
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raze
|
(i think i missed an "a" there. it wouldn't be the first time.)
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220126
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raze
|
chapped curmudgeon
(something i've been a time or two. again, it's like you know me, blather.)
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220127
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raze
|
reactionary readings
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220128
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nr
|
tapas: right_or_wrong?
|
220128
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nr
|
revolutionary squirrels
|
220128
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raze
|
cranberry_juice cardiograph
(i just really like the alliteration here)
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220129
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raze
|
good_luck, night_owl.
|
220131
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raze
|
enablers, what_made_you_dance_today?
(a question i often want to ask)
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220201
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nr
|
i_have_words relating_to_books
|
220201
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raze
|
miniature anne_of_green_gables
(there's some truth to this one; porcelain anne dolls do exist)
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220202
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nr
|
song_of_the_day: self_esteem
(90s_song_of_the_day?)
|
220203
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raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw canada
(this is true!)
|
220205
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raze
|
black_country_new_road under_construction
|
220206
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raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning at_the_beach?
(i'm going to guess it was either the waves lapping at your feet, or a seagull stepping in for an absent alarm.)
|
220207
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raze
|
red_things, sudden_gifts.
(red_blather in a nutshell, no?)
|
220208
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
what_made_you_snicker_today, dog?
|
220210
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
valleys peaks
|
220210
|
|
... |
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tender_square
|
cracked good_as_new
|
220210
|
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... |
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raze
|
hailey's the_supervisor
|
220211
|
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... |
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|
nr
|
what_made_you_dance_today, jane_eyre?
|
220211
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raze
|
captcha self_sabotage
(i imagine that would look something like, "zzzzzt," or maybe, "fuckit.")
|
220213
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raze
|
random_fact_of_the_day: the_good_shall_go_unnoticed
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220216
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raze
|
good_luck, george_bush
|
220217
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... |
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e_o_i
|
ritual shamrock
(a tradition for invoking good_luck?)
|
220217
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... |
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raze
|
power_failure by_the_numbers
|
220218
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raze
|
city_workers, take_five
(though in their case, it's more like, "take five hundred")
|
220219
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... |
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raze
|
snowman crying
(would his tears turn to ice? or would we be able to watch them fall before they became two lonely stalactites?)
|
220220
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... |
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raze
|
bilingual translation
(c'est pretty good, n'est pas?)
|
220221
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raze
|
(n'est-ce pas, even. this is why i'm not a bilingual translator. i can't keep my memories of french straight.)
|
220221
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tender_square
|
so many poetically aligned beauties:
lost_in_the_blue you_are_the_ocean
the_not_allowed, voiced
the_moon, punch_drunk
bees_in_my_head sing_among_the_stars
forever just_behind_my_eyes
|
220222
|
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... |
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|
Bizzar
|
wow! you're right!
also... i love this thread and the idea of it.
|
220222
|
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... |
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Bizzar
|
forever not_forever
|
220222
|
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... |
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|
Bizzar
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw you_are_the_ocean
false_thaw voiced
grief punch_drunk
lost_in_the_blue sing_among_the_stars
the_not_allowed selective_nostalgia
the_moon coma
bees_in_my_head just_behind_my_eyes
|
220222
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raze
|
i'm digging these two right now:
you_are_too_deep voiced
(those poor baritones)
good_luck, raze
(i know i'll need it)
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220222
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... |
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raze
|
algorithmic dream_poetry
|
220223
|
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... |
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|
past
|
where_is_he_now? the_parishoner?
(for some reason my phone renders the lists in the same size finally so they actually line up)
|
220223
|
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... |
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raze
|
kung_fu_chicken tea
(can i drink and eat this at the same time, or will it kick me in the face while clucking?)
|
220224
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|
... |
|
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raze
|
soft_chariot: electric_car
|
220225
|
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... |
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|
past
|
half_asleep_thoughts: bleeding_calculators
|
220228
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|
Bizzar
|
today_yesterday here_we_are
|
220228
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raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw whispering_trees
|
220301
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raze
|
i_am joanna_newsom
(i'm not, but these two things lining up made me smile)
|
220302
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|
Bizzar
|
i_am the_nostratic_hypothesis
|
220302
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|
... |
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raze
|
thoughtful sidewalk_notes
|
220304
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tender_square
|
seen_on_the_sidewalk forty_nine_sidewalk_scenes
|
220304
|
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tender_square
|
harder hardened
|
220305
|
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... |
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raze
|
patterns touch
|
220307
|
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... |
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raze
|
scat "what_woke_you_up_this_morning"
(i think that jazz vocal performance would sound something like, "zwee ba dee, ooby dooby, oh, it was the sound of the rim ram radio ... or maybe, scooby dooby, it was the sound of the raaaaiiiin...")
|
220308
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... |
|
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raze
|
johnny shades
(my mafia nickname, no doubt)
|
220309
|
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... |
|
|
tender_square
|
johnny heartwood
|
220309
|
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... |
|
|
nr
|
johnny, what_made_you_laugh_today?
|
220310
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(i can answer that question! i know more than one thing got a laugh out of me today, but the first one that comes to mind is tali jumping up on me, and her great laughing face that said, "hello! hello! did i say hello? well, hello!")
|
220310
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts compliments
(i bet these would be hilariously random. like, "your eyelids are the only flair i ever want to wear on my lapel.")
|
220311
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
fishing compliments
("great catch there! your line and sinker look beautiful today!" not to be confused with fishing_for_compliments.)
undeserving squirrels
diligent black_cat
|
220311
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
devour lessons_from_tempered_glass
|
220312
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw nothing
|
220314
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
pure_morning unfurled
|
220314
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"you_don't_know_my_heart, knee!"
(so quit acting like you do!)
|
220315
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
impatient fishing_for_compliments
|
220316
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
always_will_be porch_blathing
(just as long as the weather allows)
|
220318
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|
... |
|
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raze
|
squirrels, grab_your_boots!
|
220319
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
enough lessons_from_windows
|
220321
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
these two pairings are right on top of each other:
ruby rain
careworn squirrels
|
220323
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
the_garden slushie (a seasonal delicacy)
|
220323
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
toots_and_truffles 2 (the fartening)
|
220325
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day, what_made_you_sing_today?
(because sometimes you have to ask the song itself what music lives inside its head)
|
220326
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hedged disdain_in_the_garden
|
220327
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
33rpm misheard
(raze captures the beauty of a song experienced at the wrong speed)
|
220327
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_books, tired_days.
|
220328
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw butterscotch (and she waved her tail at me like she was a majorette twirling a flag in a parade)
|
220402
|
|
... |
|
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e_o_i
|
I_used_to_be_a_writer somewhere_near_a_tangent (now I'm firmly ensconced in them, but that's okay)
|
220402
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
six_dollar_sunshine straightjacket
(i'm not sure this one makes any sense at all, but i like the way it sounds)
|
220403
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
concrete pimples
(even buildings and sidewalks need to exfoliate)
|
220410
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_ass_exploded liquor_chocolates
(the random absurdity is strong with this one)
|
220412
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
squirrels, what_language_am_i_speaking?
|
220413
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw everything_and_nothing
|
220414
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
bilingual freudian_typos
(even typos are more cultured than me. sheesh.)
|
220414
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
cranky squirrels
|
220414
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
peanuts pregnant_with_uncertainty
|
220416
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
triumphant babes
|
220418
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tomatoes shiver
(everything gets cold at some point)
|
220421
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
soup alone
(makes for a sad meal)
|
220421
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
seen_on_the_sidewalk: sidewalk
|
220422
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
a_steady_diet_of humility
|
220422
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
seen_on_the_sidewalk running_through_sundrops
|
220423
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
porch_blathing clique
|
220424
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_feel_like plastic
|
220424
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_feel_like convalescence
|
220424
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
try_this important_shit
|
220425
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
the_potency_of_longing one_year
|
220427
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
today_i_learned the_potency_of_longing
|
220428
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overhead intractable_sky
|
220430
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
headstone overhead
|
220501
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
twenty_one typos
|
220502
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
come_sit_around_with_me, mediocre_samaritan.
|
220503
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw your_ghost.
|
220505
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
terrestrial fields_of_verdun
|
220506
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
windslept poe
(so that's how he got his hair to look so fly!)
|
220507
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
super_rich tree_parables
and much farther down the list:
overheard_in_conversation: "i_love_you_for_seven_mental_reasons."
|
220508
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
you_shall_not_pass sanskirt
|
220509
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
(that was intended to be “sanskrit” but the inadvertent typo makes it funnier. “you will not pass unless you’re wearing clothes!”)
|
220509
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
big_foot running_to_stand_still
(he's got places to be and he's in a hurry.)
|
220509
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words playoffs
(this series between otherwise busy missouri and century serene somnambulist could have the makings of a classic)
|
220510
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
super_rich serendipidance
(love the sound of this trochaic octameter)
|
220511
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
four_letter_words: sign
|
220511
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw dear_blather_gods
(they are the dearest!)
|
220512
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: feels_like_summer.
|
220514
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dick cakes
|
220515
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cucumber cockpit
|
220516
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
into_the_mystic marimba
|
220519
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
transition whiplash
(because some segues are too dynamic to prepare for)
|
220520
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
thunder transition
(from "hey, that kind of sounds like the start of a storm," to, "HOLY SHIT THE WORLD IS ENDING," in five seconds flat)
|
220521
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tender_square
|
windwhipped, like_a_virgin
(blown for the very first time)
|
220521
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e_o_i
|
This made me chortle, tender_square - well-done!
I have "history_department playoffs" (not to be confused with the Linguistics and Modern Languages Tournament, which is a giant multilingual Scrabble game).
|
220521
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e_o_i
|
(aaah, extra hyphen! why does it follow me around? so mean)
|
220521
|
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raze
|
macaroni ghosts
(the spirit of kraft_dinner compels you)
|
220522
|
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... |
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nr
|
wasted ideology
|
220522
|
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... |
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raze
|
a few more good ones for today:
on_the_beach — heat_madness
avoidant backyard_blathing
chipmunk ideology
|
220522
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw tyson
(dear god no)
|
220523
|
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... |
|
|
nr
|
secrets on_the_beach
|
220523
|
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... |
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nr
|
misheard, but_not_in_a_sexual_way
|
220524
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
in keeping with the same theme:
backyard_blathing (but_not_in_a_sexual_way)
|
220524
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
porch_blathing garden
(complete with a wireless internet router and ample light for all your outdoor blathing needs)
|
220525
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
"fear_of_flying" (a_film_you_should_not_see)
[especially if you're e_o_i]
|
220526
|
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... |
|
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raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw hoppy's_children
(THIS REALLY HAPPENED)
|
220527
|
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... |
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|
nr
|
sleeping_in shoes
(it's not the most comfortable)
|
220527
|
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... |
|
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nr
|
shy note_to_self
"to_nr,
i, um... er... sorry to bother you, but do you have a second? i have a little note for you..."
|
220527
|
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... |
|
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raze
|
shy toes
(always hesitant to introduce themselves to the friendly feet of others)
|
220528
|
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... |
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nr
|
all_right to_be 22_22_22_22_22_22_22_22_22
|
220528
|
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... |
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raze
|
faces_in_unexpected_places: sometimes_they_come_back
|
220529
|
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... |
|
|
tender_square
|
fast_food satire
(Man Sues McDonald's For Pain and Suffering of Passing Big Mac Through Bowels, Says "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba I'm Hating It")
[and with that i've officially become leslie knope with my use of long headlines]
|
220529
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... |
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raze
|
past_dreams: the_ghost_of_you_lingers
|
220531
|
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... |
|
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past
|
(not wrong, given that the latter probably influenced the former)
|
220531
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... |
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tender_square
|
lightbulb hotter
|
220601
|
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... |
|
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raze
|
rebecca_solnit, what_made_you_dance_today?
(that would be the first thing i'd ask her if i met her, too)
|
220602
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
lonely street_scenes
|
220603
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts subreddit
(now there's a thread i would read with great interest)
|
220605
|
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... |
|
|
tender_square
|
simple_pleasures erection_season
(come one, come all!)
|
220605
|
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... |
|
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tender_square
|
withered engineering
("uh...this doesn't seem structurally sound!")
|
220605
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words obituary
(that kind of simplifies things, doesn't it? "this person died.")
|
220606
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: live_through_this
|
220607
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day satire
(sometimes even music seems to be against you)
|
220608
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_dance_today: speed
(amphetamines have been known to do that)
|
220609
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
tattooing not_quite_truisms
"Live every day like it could be your past!" on my back and shoulders?
(Hey, I should put that there. I mean on the blathe, not my skin. And then the two blathes above won't be aligned anymore. Ah well.)
|
220609
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_think_you'll_find ghosts_of_old_friends
|
220610
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
symbolic mallards
|
220611
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
today_yesterday porch_blathing
(you know how i spend my days, red.)
|
220611
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day: "five_years"
(it was on september 26, 2021)
|
220613
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw most_of_the_moon
|
220614
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
squirrels arise
(the rodent-themed "batman" reboot you never knew you needed)
|
220615
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
right_here, steel_guitar.
|
220615
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sweating capo
(either the sliding bar attached to this guitar is overheating, or the captain of that mafia crew over there has something to hide)
|
220616
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
sweating faces_in_unexpected_places
|
220616
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_smile_today? you_don't_know?
|
220617
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
life_is satire
|
220618
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
life_is firecrackers
(for raze's annoying neighbour. get a hobby, man!)
|
220619
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
depends. congress, don't_mess_with_me.
|
220619
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
oof! that was supposed to be under three_words.
|
220619
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
resolute porch_blathing
|
220621
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: running_on_empty
|
220623
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
past_dreams seen_on_a_shirt
(i would buy that shirt)
|
220626
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw tori_amos
combustible angel_olsen
|
220627
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts rage_against_the_machines
|
220628
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
title_splicing buckaroos
|
220628
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tori_amos, you_expected_monsters
|
220629
|
|
... |
|
|
epitome of incomprehensibility
|
red_family dispatches (like we're sending yearly cards to more far-flung blather relatives, complete with a group photo)
|
220630
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_stranger_yells_at_me: "you_only_have_so_much_time!"
|
220701
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
rubber harpsichord
(where all the bouncy tunes are born)
|
220702
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
life_is dispatches
(and kerry is fucking killing it on that serial blathe.)
|
220702
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
gifts: john
|
220703
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
before_i_die, (some) weird_confessions.
|
220705
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
before_i_die, not_dead_yet.
|
220705
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bill_and_maggie strolling
|
220707
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
misread abridged_journal
|
220707
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
rummage realizations
|
220708
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
what_is_your_favorite_nut? i_just_don't_know.
|
220708
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sometimes_i_see_things_that_aren't_there. i_might_be_wrong.
|
220708
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
know_what_you're_fighting_for; rage_against_the_machines.
|
220709
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
overheard_in_conversation: floof
|
220710
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words before_i_die
|
220711
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
take_care cantankerous
|
220712
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bruising belief
|
220714
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
what_did_you_smell_today, fingernail?
(do i really want to know?)
radio_wisdom; hear_reveal
|
220715
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
flagged live_chat
|
220716
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
razed all_existing_red_blathes
(noooooooo!)
|
220716
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
now_but_not_for_long (forever)
|
220717
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
in keeping with the same theme:
all_that_you_can't_leave_behind forever
|
220717
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
front_porch forever
|
220717
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
I_looked_out_a_window_and_saw my_oldest_tallest_friends
|
220717
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
return now_but_not_for_long (I swear I didn't plan it this way)
|
220718
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
get_out_of_my_mind, bird_eating_hypocrite!
|
220719
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
diantre dispatches
(the devil writes in his diary)
|
220719
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw what_is_craft
[it's too bad i forgot the answer before i could report back to e_o_i.]
|
220719
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
kathleen_edwards grounded
(the perfect adjective to describe her whole vibe. i read a guardian article about her from 2020 this morning and i want to be friends with her.)
|
220720
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
raze, get_out_of_my_mind
(i'm trying, i swear! if you could point me to a fire exit or something, that would help expedite the process.)
|
220720
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you_are_my_sunshine, kathleen_edwards
|
220721
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
porch_blathing firefly
(what i want to know is this: would the firefly in question glow red as they inked their words here?)
|
220722
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw hungary
(that ... would be cause for concern)
|
220723
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
browser bumper_stickers
(mine would be a plea from chrome that would read, "save_me from this madman")
|
220724
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_cry_today: imagined_grief
|
220725
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
laptop browser
(sometimes things just actually... make sense)
|
220725
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
toxic bike_ride
flag whatever_will_sustain_us
|
220725
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
songs_for_late_summer night_owl
|
220726
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
ember flag
|
220726
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
q: who_runs_blather?
a: maybe_thunder.
|
220727
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
love dream_exam
(the answers are all floof.)
|
220728
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
three_words: six_feet_under
|
220729
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
oh_i_wept when_muriel_met_sybren
|
220729
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_look_like art
|
220729
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
seen_on_the_sidewalk: swear_jar
(look at all this fucking money! oh shit. now i gotta ... damnit!)
|
220730
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
blather_loves_you, kate_bush
|
220730
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overheard_in_conversation: "blather_loves_you."
|
220731
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
today_i_learned the_blues
|
220731
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
self_important vacuuming
("you see that? you see what i just did? no one cleans house like i do. i'm an *artist*, man. i'm a black & decker baby in a dyson-drenched world.")
|
220801
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
auditory_hallucinations disconnected
|
220802
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
storms no_no_no_no
signs yeah_yeah_yeah_yeah
|
220802
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
dream_crafts: bugbead
|
220802
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
scratch_that infinity_mirror
|
220803
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
aloof embrace
|
220804
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
red_things: look_at_the_sunset
|
220804
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day radio_wisdom
|
220805
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
tender_square, beware! (nooooooo)
|
220805
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hollow fanfiction
speedy futurities
trusting an_island_in_the_middle_of_a_lake
|
220806
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
captcha bumper_stickers
(they make no sense at all!)
|
220807
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fanfiction music_you_can't_listen_to_without_crying
("who gives a shit who shot j.r.?" by wilco gets me every time)
cancelled bumper_stickers
(it's a sad day when no one cares where the beef is anymore)
seen_on_the_sidewalk: sidewalk_furniture
(the geographic math checks out)
|
220808
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
strolling cancelled
(it nearly was with the rain that threatened to fall)
|
220808
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts shield
(would that be a device that prevents a half-asleep person from experiencing random brain blips, or a shield *made* of half_asleep_thoughts? because that could get interesting in a hurry.)
|
220811
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
second_guessing oxygen
(does it REALLY serve the purpose it's rumoured to?)
|
220812
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pissing white_noise
(that sounds kind of unpleasant, but potentially interesting on a purely sonic level)
|
220813
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons lost
|
220814
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
second_guessing corny_jokes
|
220815
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
potato reverence
|
220816
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
letter_i_never_sent that_didn't_age_well
|
220817
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blue water
(a rarity in these parts)
|
220818
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
eight screennames
|
220819
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_empty rooster
|
220821
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
peaceful oddly_specific_recurring_dream
|
220822
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
how_can_i_help, strong_bad?
OR
how_can_i_help strong_bad?
(is he having trouble with da emailllllls?)
|
220822
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
how_can_i_help windsor?
(if only our elected city officials asked themselves that question once in a while)
|
220823
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sore_feet, take_wing!
|
220824
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
collected shades_of_summer
(a new seasonal clothing line)
|
220825
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning — tools.
(true words)
|
220826
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_are_you_reading for_science?
|
220828
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
he_is_not_like_any_other water_dish
|
220829
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
absent_minded nirvana
|
220830
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
roadkill skunk
(i mean...)
|
220830
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
buy what_made_you_laugh_today
|
220831
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a few good ones before the recent page turns over for the day:
nuts_to_you, apostrophe!
it's_september, red_blather.
apologies, pettersson_und_findus.
|
220902
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
minty captcha
(freshen your challenge-response test)
|
220903
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ghosts passing_notes
|
220904
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
the_moon with_the_paper_cranes
|
220905
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tali singing_in_the_shower
(now this i gotta see)
|
220906
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Go_Google_yourself, Hungary
|
220906
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
seen_on_a_shirt: "you_are_too_deep"
|
220907
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
for_sure! nuts_to_you_too!
|
220908
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
go_google_yourself, for_sure.
|
220909
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spaceghost, can_we_count_on_your_vote?
|
220910
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
ferret languages
|
220911
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
toxic cycle
|
220911
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
wild blatherskite_dreams
|
220912
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
short_lived disquiet
|
220914
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sunny lyrics_in_my_head
|
220915
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
straightforward sidewalk_furniture
|
220916
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
low_voices cry
|
220917
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spanking choir
|
220919
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
not_a_problem frustration
|
220922
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
chilly fall_weather
(this is a definite thing right now)
|
220927
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
midlife_crisis bluegrass
(not your ordinary country music)
|
220928
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_i'll_be: the_good_kind_of_strange
|
220929
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_laugh_today: yourself
(true today, true most days)
|
220930
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
raze('s) badge_of_honour
(one thousand blathes in nine months. unreal.)
|
220930
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
rear_view_mirror dream_city
|
221001
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
raze porch_blathing
(i can picture it)
|
221002
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raze
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election_season scabs
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221003
|
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... |
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raze
|
supine daybreak
|
221004
|
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... |
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raze
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sidewalk_furniture: my_last_hope
|
221005
|
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... |
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tender_square
|
try beer_goggles
|
221007
|
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... |
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raze
|
fill_in_the_blanks. try.
|
221007
|
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... |
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tender_square
|
joy, what_made_you_smile_today?
|
221008
|
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... |
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raze
|
thanksgiving: the_quiet_is_loud
|
221009
|
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... |
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tender_square
|
what_made_you_cry_today? newsom_was_here
|
221009
|
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... |
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raze
|
give_me_a_sign newsom_was_here
|
221009
|
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... |
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raze
|
precious red_things
|
221010
|
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... |
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raze
|
three_words cafe
(perhaps you'd like to try the "matty and_i_can't_sleep wrong_body" blend? our customers say it's transportive insomnia in a coffee mug.)
|
221011
|
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... |
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raze
|
notes_i_don't_remember_writing elvis_costello
|
221012
|
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... |
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raze
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seen_on_the_sidewalk: marital_difficulties_forgetfulness_and_lint
|
221013
|
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... |
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raze
|
junk_mail — the_sound_of_the_world_today.
|
221014
|
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... |
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nr
|
cleverbot, hold_on.
|
221014
|
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... |
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raze
|
weekends underwater_with_detours
(these "weekend at bernie's" reboots are getting stranger all the time)
|
221015
|
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... |
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raze
|
shrinking cap
|
221016
|
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... |
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|
nr
|
fire burned_out
(whew!)
|
221016
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
(you'd think with the way this autumn has been going so far that it had...)
early_winter ambition
|
221019
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
three_words farting
(cover your ears and your nose!)
|
221020
|
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... |
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raze
|
winterizing: a_feeling_i_feel_i'm_feeling
|
221022
|
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... |
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raze
|
kettle, running_water
(always a winning combination)
|
221023
|
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... |
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|
nr
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw the_answer_to_a_question_you_never_asked
|
221023
|
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... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
winterizing heat
|
221023
|
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... |
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raze
|
trick_or_treat, captcha
(give me "smtgte")
|
221024
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
she_s mute
|
221027
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
(trying that again!)
she's mute
|
221027
|
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... |
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raze
|
little_star tongues
|
221028
|
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... |
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tender_square
|
red_things: redbud
|
221030
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
birds, what_made_you_sing_today?
|
221031
|
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... |
|
|
tender_square
|
hollow_wiener hawks
|
221031
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
i_am_eating horror
(and it tastes like yesterday)
|
221101
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
passive_aggressive guilty_pleasure
|
221103
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts juxtaposition
(it happens)
|
221104
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
gif_this gust
|
221105
|
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... |
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raze
|
overheard_in_coversation: silly_expressions
|
221106
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
election_season bumper_stickers
|
221107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words_but_rearranged jazz
|
221108
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
partly_autobiographical monster (hmm)
|
221108
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lost_in_the_move: a_list_of_things_i'm_likely_to_keep_doing
|
221109
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning: roof_runners
(alas, not today. but most days, the sound of feet scurrying above my head is part of waking_up.)
|
221110
|
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... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: "universal_fucking_grammar."
|
221111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
jumping_jacks reflex
|
221112
|
|
... |
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|
tender_square
|
this_blows, christen.
|
221112
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
perfect lungs
|
221113
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
open_water catastrophizing
life_is_a_highway funeral
|
221116
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_have_no_desire rhymes
|
221117
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
barefoot balance
|
221117
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
chill. life_is_a_highway.
|
221118
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
childish winter_haiku
|
221119
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
free_solo sidewalk_furniture
|
221121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_list_of_things_to_do where_i'm_going
|
221122
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
letter_carrier waltz
|
221123
|
|
... |
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|
tender_square
|
rustic_hymnal letter_carrier
|
221124
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
conductor oblong
|
221125
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
absent_minded runaway
|
221125
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
weird_confessions voicemail
(a podcast i'd listen to)
|
221126
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
soundproofing concerts
|
221127
|
|
... |
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raze
|
overheard_in_conversation: good_advice
|
221128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_a_concept — cheesy_ideas
|
221129
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
what_a_concept, xerox!
|
221129
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
all on the recent page right now:
quiet cricket
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw my_dad
opera song_in_my_head
three_words: it's_december_again
|
221202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
elastic people_with_hearts
(they're flexible *and* affectionate)
|
221204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning: cold_house
(it isn't what wakes me up, really. but it's what i wake up to.)
|
221205
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
lentils, that's_not_my_name!
|
221206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day? why_now?
|
221207
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
darker_shades_of_blue paper_cuts
|
221209
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
snippets_of_memory ninety_miles_from_nashville
|
221210
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lost_wearables? call_it_what_it_is.
|
221211
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
couch anxiety
(what it feels like to be a new patient in a therapist's office.)
|
221211
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lame name_twins
(a band formed by the disgruntled children of celebrities who saddled them with names like "apple" and "audio science")
|
221212
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
lame skeletons
pet_peeve vanity_plates
hades pressure
|
221213
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bulldog runner_ups
|
221214
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
congratulations, typos!
(your doing a reel good job!)
|
221215
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
exceptional dream_plants
|
221219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
deadened cheesy_puns
|
221220
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
butter urges
(which is what made the dog sick earlier, come to think of it)
|
221220
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
relaxing lullaby
creepy death_of_a_parent
(and a well-known chemical brothers song:)
"hey_tender_square, hey_past"
|
221222
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
plans: relaxing
|
221223
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hey_past knives
(what did you cut when you were still yourselves?)
|
221225
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
strangers_yell_ar4me: "trust!!!!!"
|
221226
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
strangers_yell_at_me: "trust!!!!!"
|
221226
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
(third_times_a_charm?)
a_stranger_yells_at_me: "trust!!!"
|
221226
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
absent_minded strolling
|
221227
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
drinking things_you're_not_supposed_to_say
(my winter beverage of choice)
|
221228
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
jesus_christ holds_the_cards
hmmm
|
221229
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day poetry
(let nature sing,
blinded by the light
in a big country.
happiness is not a place
between something and nothing.
i'm closing my eyes.
i will follow you into the dark.)
|
221230
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
erotically angry
(believe it or not, this is a thing)
|
221231
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
foghorn, what_made_you_sing_today?
(uh, isn't it obvious? fog.)
|
230102
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
time_travel sleep_tonight
|
230103
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bluegrass song_in_my_head
|
230104
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: time_travel.
(call me crazy, but i feel like the math is just a hair off there)
|
230105
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stepping_stones; realizations
|
230106
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
badger song_in_my_head
(mushroom mushroom!)
|
230106
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
past_dreams toast
(and it's about the beauty of transformation as only he can render)
|
230107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
underrated photographs
|
230108
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
burned_out one_blathe_wonders
|
230109
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
caution: absent_minded
|
230110
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
brought cookies
(then you, kind sir, are a friend of mine.)
|
230112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
threatening sign
|
230114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
out_of_focus: what_i_want
|
230115
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
scat, baby_hitler.
|
230117
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
signed sealed
(delivered, i'm yours!)
|
230120
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i completely botched that set-up, ooof:
sign sealed
(delivered, i'm yours!)
|
230120
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
rest, leo
(even blather recognizes when a special soul has transitioned to a different set of tracks)
|
230121
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
acorn bough
|
230121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
abbreviated artwork
|
230124
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw absurdities.
(true today. true most days.)
|
230125
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
double necks
(i had a guitar like that once)
|
230126
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
wordless quotes_to_live_by
|
230128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
not_enough triplets
|
230130
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
speak_for_yourself, captcha.
"qt236y?"
"exactly."
|
230130
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words to_nr
(mine would be, "you are loved.")
|
230131
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
insufferable bankrobber
(they can't all be charming career criminals)
|
230201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bleary_eyed reporter
(suddenly these are getting very descriptive)
|
230202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
archetypal accent
|
230203
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
exes seen_on_the_sidewalk
(just another crazy day in the life of tender_square.)
|
230204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_stranger_yells_at_me tonight
|
230205
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
ghosts dancing_in_the_dragon's_jaws
|
230205
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
muffins six_feet_under
(because cadavers get hungry too)
|
230206
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
home for_sale
|
230207
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
st_johns song_in_my_head
(one of the more beguiling permutations st. john's wort went through before it hit the market)
|
230207
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
elemental texture
|
230209
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
processing what_i'm_listening_to_right_now
|
230210
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
processing realities
(no thanks)
|
230210
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
bilingual guilt
"je feel so coupable."
|
230210
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
(i guess that's more like frenglish)
|
230210
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you_are_a_bear. what_did_you_smell_like_today?
(bear answers, "pine needles and poems, most likely.")
|
230210
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vile wind
|
230211
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(these three read like a small poem)
lidless joy
everything wrongheaded
mistaken mess
|
230214
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
horrible valentines_day
(oh, have i had me some of those in years past...)
|
230215
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
pay_me_to_read a_clockwork_orange
|
230216
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
freezing_rain, blow_away.
|
230217
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
(come again some other day)
theft leggings
|
230217
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
barking if_the_city_goes_dark
|
230219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
pissed, overwhelmed
|
230220
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: just_one_fix.
|
230221
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
today_i stayed
|
230222
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
sirius dust
|
230222
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
crystal_palace shine
|
230223
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ass_leap insulation
|
230224
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
crystal_palace insulation
(it's probably water)
|
230224
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
strolling moby
|
230225
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Lined up this evening:
blueberry_juice to_the_host_family_in_kassel
(it would be nice to bring something)
|
230225
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fictitious crystal_palace
|
230226
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
who_am_i? lady_marmalade?
(a question i ask myself more often than i probably should)
|
230227
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
puritanical sidewalk_notes
|
230228
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
knight regressing
("this table is not round, i say! it's flat! flat as a pancake!")
|
230301
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
narrative stairs
(a story you can climb)
|
230304
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_poem_thirty_four: this_is_not_an_exaggeration
(it's true. there really are that many half_asleep_poems. more, actually.)
|
230304
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
three words: happy_birthday_nr
(we all hope you had a great day!)
|
230305
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
rooftop allergies
|
230306
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_don't_expect_you_to_understand what_made_you_swear_today
|
230307
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
today_i_learned what_made_you_laugh_today
(and i plan to deploy that knowledge to make you laugh always, because you have the best laugh, so full of life and surprise.)
|
230307
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bionic chopsuey
|
230308
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
things_i_never_thought_i_would_say: "i_have_contemplated_the_clouds."
|
230310
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
bash the_devil
|
230312
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
younger_self yawning
|
230313
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
frightened faces_in_unexpected_places
|
230314
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
understanding dream_conversations
|
230315
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
relation landmines
|
230318
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
house envy
|
230319
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
doppelganger dibs
|
230320
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_i'm_listening_to_right_now: outer_silence_inner_silence
|
230321
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day: "tones_of_home"
(not my favourite blind melon tune, to be sure, but still a good one)
|
230322
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_have_words — beautiful_buried_red_blathes
|
230323
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_the_hell_was_that last_kiss?
|
230325
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day shame
(or, "when nickelback attacks")
|
230330
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
dad_wisdom (the_only_one_who_understands_me)
|
230331
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_spent_my_night ditched
|
230401
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
u_haul taste_test
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230402
|
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raze
|
(i don't often post more than one of these a day, but this one's got such nice alliteration to recommend it)
betsy backup_beeper
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230402
|
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... |
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|
tender_square
|
advice bar
(step right up and take a shot of suggestion)
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230403
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... |
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raze
|
so_tonight_that_i_might_see shit_my_tenant_has_done
|
230405
|
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... |
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tender_square
|
welcome_to_the_real_world, ice!
|
230407
|
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... |
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raze
|
random_memorable_snippets_of_conversation overheard_in_conversation
(the math seems to check out)
|
230410
|
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... |
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raze
|
plucked fugitive
(try keeping one of *those* in tune)
|
230411
|
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... |
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raze
|
matchmaking notes
("note_to_self: members of former girl groups and disillusioned narcotics detectives don't mix. i don't know why. maybe emma bunton has the answer.")
|
230412
|
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... |
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raze
|
distressed hermit
(pretty much)
|
230415
|
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... |
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e_o_i
|
unseasonal countries_of_the_world
mom_wisdom, even_now
|
230416
|
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... |
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raze
|
i'm_so_tired_of unnecessary_appointments.
|
230421
|
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... |
|
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past
|
(that right there, raze, is a truth.)
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230421
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
it's crazy how well these things line up sometimes, isn't it?
now it's changed to:
i'm_so_tired_of windsor.
(which is something i'm feeling pretty hardcore these days.)
|
230421
|
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... |
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raze
|
landlord lipreading
|
230422
|
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... |
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nr
|
keys, landlord?
|
230423
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
the_romantic random_poem_generator
(so romantic, it gave me this:
luminous cave reverberates
over the forest
suddenly
collapsing assignment
forecasts for the hatred
within the prison)
|
230425
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
song_of_the_day: birdsong
|
230426
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i'm_so_tired_of ghosts.
|
230426
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i'm_so_tired_of ooze.
|
230427
|
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... |
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|
raze
|
dream_job: underrated
|
230427
|
|
... |
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|
raze
|
today_i_learned you_would_have_missed_me.
|
230428
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
language_acquisition metaphor
and:
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw shit_my_tenant_has_done
|
230430
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
flat_footed trefoil (a unique species of tiny ent.)
|
230430
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"growling_stomach, strangest_spam"
(the unfilmed sequel to "crouching tiger, hidden dragon")
|
230503
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_hate_myself_so_why_don't_you gouge
(that's ... not the goo goo dolls song i remember)
|
230504
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard lyrics_of_the_day
(in the styx song "nothing ever goes as planned", i was sure dennis deyoung was singing, "even sparrows turn to sand." but no. it's "pharaohs".)
|
230507
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_tragically_hip song_in_my_head
(at the moment, it's "scared")
|
230508
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
weird recent_searches
|
230510
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
coach, what_made_you_cry_today?
(i imagine the answer tonight would be, "the field goal percentage of my starting back court.")
|
230512
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
utterly colding
|
230514
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
lies_i've_been_told after_midnight
|
230516
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_through_a_camera_and_saw mind_gremlins
|
230517
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
honey_do (you_can't)
|
230519
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
literally feed_me_with_your_kiss
|
230521
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
german in_laws
(the german word for that is "schwiegereltern")
|
230522
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
prompt headache
(the discomfort that's always on time)
|
230526
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_middle kids
|
230528
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_am_hungry. what_made_you_swear_today?
|
230603
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
medicine_cabinet dragon
(they'll hand you band-aids and tweezers while breathing fire in your face)
|
230607
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
give things_you're_not_supposed_to_say
|
230608
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
spin_cycle wildfires
(a chapter from a book i'll write someday called "shit my washing_machine does")
|
230609
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sometimes_i_see_things_that_aren't_there, sober.
(because hallucinations are possible without chemical intervention)
|
230610
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
4_am skeleton
(somehow, it's different from 4 pm's skeleton)
|
230612
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
classic_rock covers
("hairway to steven", anyone?)
|
230617
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
counterclockwise crying
|
230619
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
peep feather
|
230622
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons in_bloom
|
230623
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
dusty drawings
|
230623
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
nice. disappointed.
|
230624
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
some_of_you squint
(but not all)
|
230625
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
ugly, balls_out_english_music
(as opposed to pretty, tits up american music)
|
230629
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_middle_name_is "full_moon"
|
230702
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what's_in_here, bloodsuckers?
|
230704
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
fib crotchety
(if my tenant was a rapper, this would be his stage name: "always lyin' always cryin'")
|
230706
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts addiction
(i can't get enough of the mypsi barrier)
|
230712
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons accumulate
|
230712
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
crucifix coerced
|
230714
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day: "photograph"
(nickelback nooooo)
|
230717
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
kids tumble
|
230719
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
cruel love_calling
|
230720
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
inert bird
|
230721
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
today_i_learned lines
(sounds like my childhood, where my punishments often included writing lines about the bad behaviours i would no longer engage in.)
|
230722
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
critic, the_buick_stops_here.
(gtfo)
|
230723
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overheard_in_conversation: "i_want_to_walk_around_with_you"
|
230725
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
oversharing corny_jokes
(surely this cannot be a thing. there can never be too many jokes that are corny, cheesy, or punny.)
|
230728
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
little_denials, cruel_ironies.
|
230731
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
why_am_i_here, lucifer?
(so said the man who woke up in hell)
|
230803
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
lazy ghosts
|
230803
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
vanishing dream_blathes
|
230805
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
mystery dream_songs
|
230806
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
body burrowing
(i just want to sleep for a long time.)
|
230811
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
spider clown
(a new insult)
|
230814
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day: "this_is_canada"
(a more literal variation on our national anthem not often sung in schools)
|
230815
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
if_the_parameters_for_rescheduling_are_violet vanity_plates
(...then that's a car i really want to take a ride in)
|
230816
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
awkward notes_i_don't_remember_writing
|
230817
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
stubborn seaside_town
|
230817
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
disquiet worsening
(true words)
|
230819
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
alphabet_soup font
(according to reddit, it's times new ramen)
|
230821
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overheard_in_conversation: lies_i_tell_myself
|
230823
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw gus.
(hey, gus!)
|
230824
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
call_it_karma; lower_the_great_lakes
(and farther down the list:)
best_advice rejected
|
230825
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tissue pencil
(something tells me sharpening *that* thing would be a real pain the ass)
|
230826
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
busking gag_reel
|
230828
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
my_toes_were_dipped_in_philosophy, screaming_into_the_void.
|
230830
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
these three, one after another:
kind train_whistle
civil captcha
anxious gord
(the last two i can see. the first one ... not so much.)
|
230831
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misread lyrics_of_the_day
|
230902
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
thought_provoking three_words_but_rearranged
|
230904
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sending_sand soap_and_spit
(that's bound to be an interesting care package)
|
230909
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
bicycle_ghost drunk_dial
|
230910
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ghosts forage
(even the dead have to eat)
|
230911
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
there's_a_whole_world_inside circular_breathing
|
230913
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
born_again_hedonist nicknames
("violet the voluptuary" comes to mind)
|
230915
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bilingual blanket
(oui, c'est very cozy)
|
230916
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
write_a_poem_using_only_your_blathes. (don't_lose_sleep_over_that.)
|
230917
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
underwear habits
(wearing them, at least some of the time)
|
230919
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
sweat, waiting_for_the_sun
|
230919
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cross_eyed clicker
|
230920
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
greatest_soundtrack_ever: growling_stomach
(it *does* get pretty musical sometimes)
|
230921
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
weird_confessions: midnight_he_moaned
|
230924
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
threshold? high.
|
230924
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
passing_ships never_arriving
|
230925
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words to_the_trees
|
230926
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
avant_garde_a_clue what_woke_you_up_this_morning
|
230927
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_space_between moments
|
230929
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
quietly_devastating song_in_my_head
|
231002
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
well_named auditory_hallucinations
|
231003
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
come_back, dear_newsom.
(if_only...)
|
231004
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
macomb_county musical_conspiracy_theories
|
231006
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ghosts under_the_table
(because they don't just hide under_the_bed)
|
231007
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
the_point? i_might_not_be_married_anymore.
|
231010
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words overheard_in_conversation
(two days ago, they were these: "i_love_you")
|
231012
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
derisive mimicry
|
231013
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
waterpark war
|
231014
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i try to limit myself to one entry a day here, but this is too good to pass up:
hopeful nachos
|
231014
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
love_is what_i'm_listening_to_right_now
|
231017
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw what_exhaustion_does_to_the_brain
|
231018
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
don't_lose_sleep_over_that flirting
|
231019
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vanity_plates increased
(i *have* been seeing more of them lately)
|
231022
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_swear_today, dr_k?
(i'm always drawn to questions that rhyme)
|
231024
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
disposable troubadour
(my new, painfully accurate stage name)
|
231025
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
creepy notes_i_don't_remember_writing
|
231028
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
swamp stomp
|
231029
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
after_the_rain, what_made_you_smile_today?
|
231030
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_dreamed_i_was matthew_perry
|
231031
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
squeaky faces_in_unexpected_places
|
231102
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
asshole_is_not_a_mental_illness, friend.
|
231105
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
underrated eric
(a much more interesting guy than overrated orville, if you ask me)
|
231107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
focus, ernie!
|
231108
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
durable national_anthem
|
231110
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_can't_tell_you_why faith_is_a_blind_heart.
|
231111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw jesus_fucking.
|
231112
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
newsom remembrance_day
(that's every day, really)
|
231113
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
bill_evans? i_hope_he_gets_the_job.
|
231114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i've_been really_digging_this_buried_blathe.
|
231114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
scarf spanked
(a more playful form of punishment)
|
231117
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words_but_rearranged in_passing.
|
231118
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
random_footstools seen_on_a_shirt
(okay, i want that shirt)
|
231119
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
crispy focus
|
231121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
shorts, what_did_you_smell_like_today?
("the person who last wore me, presumably," answered the pair of pants with its legs cut off)
|
231122
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tingling burnout
|
231123
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
overheard_in_conversation: half_asleep_german_thoughts
(warum weinen laubfrösche nie?)
|
231124
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
rare furnace_lullabies
|
231125
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
out_of_breath captcha
(because even turing tests need to catch their breath)
|
231126
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
i_dreamed_i_was rare
|
231126
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day: "fragile"
(a sting fan, eh?)
|
231127
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
weather_beaten beautiful_buried_red_blathes
|
231128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
selling pens
|
231129
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
daily captcha
|
231130
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts daily
(it's true. i'm not sure when my brain decided to start doing this every day, but it's been going on for quite a while now. which is surprising, because the thing hasn't exactly been at its best lately.)
|
231201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words subscription
(lather, rinse, refresh)
|
231202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
okay, this one's better:
holding a_list_of_things_i'm_likely_to_do
|
231202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cooler captcha
(and the captcha says, "you want something cooler? fine. take this: tutjf4.")
|
231204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
absent_minded dream_dog
|
231205
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts test
(this is only a test of purple garden hose thrum. don't lose the rhythm.)
|
231206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words after_dark
(is this the "adult" version of three_words, where racier configurations of blathes come out to play?)
|
231208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
song_of_the_day; song_in_my_head
(sometimes they're both the same song)
|
231211
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
names_for_a_wizard: shane_macgowan
(an irish wizard, then?)
|
231212
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"three_and_four," he_said.
|
231213
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
incipient dream_conversations
|
231214
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
i_am_going_to_break what_grows_in_the_dark
|
231214
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
shit_linguistics_profs_say: "i_am_not_going_to_break_"
|
231215
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts murky
(they often are)
|
231216
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
The_trouble_was what_made_you_cry_today
|
231216
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
eighty_proof dream_dialogue
|
231217
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
blather_red air_freshener
(what's it smell like to you?)
|
231218
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
sick air_freshener
("thanks, man. doesn't it sweeten up the room?")
|
231218
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
"One_day_i_woke_to_find air_freshener"
- misheard dad_wisdom
|
231218
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
tableware: things_in_my_bed
(beside the pillows you'll find a fork and knife, since you never know when hunger might strike...)
|
231219
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
singing_in_the_shower: dream_choir
people_also_ask: what_made_you_smile_today?
|
231221
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
jerry_garcia song_in_my_head
|
231222
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts frighten
|
231224
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
xmas things_in_my_head
(tinsel and pine needles, mostly)
|
231225
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons unblathed
|
231226
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
partly captcha
(now there's a weather forecast i can get behind)
|
231227
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three good ones right now, all stacked on top of one another:
1. unblathed (partly)
2. misread half_asleep_poem_fifty_two
3. well_rested faces_in_unexpected_places
|
231228
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dream_woman seen_on_the_sidewalk
|
231230
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
normal weird_confessions
|
231231
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_year's_day hiatus
(the year that starts one day late)
|
240101
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
squeaking things_in_my_head
(i really need to stop storing dog toys inside my skull)
|
240102
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misheard somewhere_between_waking_and_sleeping
|
240105
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
feel_your_feelings, frankenstein.
|
240107
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hypothetical ghosts
|
240108
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts quiche
(that would be an interesting meal)
|
240110
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
captcha confession
(twasme)
|
240111
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning: sleep_paralysis
|
240113
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you're_always laughing_in_horrific_times.
|
240114
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
absent_minded shit_linguistics_profs_say
|
240116
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
short_notable_blathes (the_best_kind)
|
240117
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
russian shields
(a shchit by any other name would be as strong)
|
240119
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
jim_dickinson shaved
(that would have been a tragedy; the man grew a great beard)
|
240120
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
simple_machine_porn spider
|
240121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
urine onion
(no i'm not)
|
240121
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: simple_machine_porn.
|
240122
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
anglicize simple_machine_porn (we're tired of our simple machine porn in different languages, dammit!)
|
240122
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
anglicize Antarctica,
germanize peanut
|
240123
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
heirloom clutched
|
240124
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts before_i_die
(i imagine there *would* be some of those)
|
240126
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
grab ghosts
(give 'em a shake)
|
240128
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cliche_blender vanished
(good_luck buying a new one)
|
240130
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
jesus_christ_divided_by_zero = son_of_god
|
240201
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hot_water worries
|
240202
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
this one rhymes:
parking_lot_morality rot
|
240203
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
Europe bounce
(it's either an order or a music genre)
|
240203
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dream_animal dysphoria
|
240204
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unconditional sleep_debt
|
240206
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
queasy exposures
(sounds like an obscure post-punk band)
|
240207
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
yelling zones
(these would be a good idea)
|
240208
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
two_out_of_three_words misread
|
240209
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
educational_spam toll
|
240210
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw even_the_sky_goes_grey
|
240212
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
vanity_plates going_around_being_supportive
(I didn't know they did that. I mean, even if one did say something like LUVURSELF, it wouldn't necessarily have much impact on a random onlooker.)
|
240213
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
magnetic_poetry outside_my_window
|
240215
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
you_will_be_surprised thursday.
|
240216
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw other_people's_pianos.
|
240219
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts ... poor_things.
|
240221
|
|
... |
|
|
pony
|
three words: sigh of relief.
|
240221
|
|
... |
|
|
pony
|
(i think i got the format wrong; forgive me I'm new)
|
240221
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
no worries. in this case, you'd just connect the phrases on each side with underscores to link to them, like this:
three_words: sigh_of_relief
but the way you did it works just fine too. :)
|
240221
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
folded old_shit
|
240222
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_woke_you_up_this_morning: bizarre_injury_inflicted_by_an_ostrich
|
240225
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dried dream_art
(the paint doesn't stay wet forever)
|
240227
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
raze_inspired heated_seats
(now that i gotta see)
|
240229
|
|
... |
|
|
pony
|
raze_inspired pony
(and heated_seats come to think of it, and a great many other small fragile forms)
|
240229
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
there_is doves
(grammatically incorrect, maybe, but it's true. there_is.)
|
240303
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
ephemeral radio_wisdom
|
240307
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons (in_which_i_forget_that_muscles_exist)
|
240307
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
shoplifting the_white_album
|
240309
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
long_way_to_go_for_a_laugh, lewis.
|
240311
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
herzog melancholia
(a common affliction after watching certain films the man has made)
|
240314
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
illegitimate dream_dialogue
|
240315
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
old_shit; big_ideas
|
240316
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fucking_up my_grandfather
(the hospital took care of that)
|
240320
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
door_to_door irony
|
240321
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
strangest_spam party_in_my_head
|
240326
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
character_naming: Testy_McTest_Test
|
240330
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
discarded adult_diapers
|
240331
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vanity_plates making_people_cry
(you can do a lot with just eight characters)
|
240401
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
doubled fart
(a fragrant duet)
|
240403
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dream_dog, what_made_you_swear_today?
(the absence of a dream bone, i imagine)
|
240405
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons bloom
|
240408
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
irregular solar_ellipsis
(the dots just don't line up)
|
240409
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts switcheroo
(it would be an interesting variation on "freaky friday" to be privy to someone else's brain blips for a day)
|
240414
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
everyone_leaves_eventually empty
|
240418
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_want towels_with_fucking_lemons_on_them.
|
240419
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
heart_rending row
|
240420
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hawksley_workman: somebody_that_i_used_to_know
|
240423
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fat, quiet_and_calm.
|
240426
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
NOT_FOUND! NOT_BOYFRIEND!
(i want this to be a real error screen on a dating website)
|
240427
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
lens peephole
(one of those poetic pleonasms, maybe (I just (re?)learned the word "pleonasm" and I'm showing off, sorry))
|
240428
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
pseudo_fuck_buddy: it_seemed_like_a_good_idea_at_the_time
|
240429
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
(oh, that's a *good* one)
|
240429
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sad_romantic transcendental_blues
(now that's my kind of music)
|
240501
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
regina, this_spud's_for_you.
|
240502
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
urination seen_on_the_sidewalk
|
240503
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
superimposed fruit_salad
|
240506
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cease singing_in_the_shower
(never)
|
240507
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words tunnel
(according to three_words, in this tunnel you'll find cheesy_jokes, mourning_doves, and _feelings_)
|
240508
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
flo_and_eddie sunscreen
(it's illegal, immoral, and fattening. it also shields sensitive skin from the sun's uv rays.)
|
240513
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
talking to myself more_not_more
|
240514
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_listen_to what_i'm_listening_to_right_now
and beneath that:
manicured mundane_metaphors
|
240517
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
quebec, seen_on_the_sidewalk
florida, what_woke_you_up_this_morning
|
240517
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
but_still, my_fridge_sings_like_a_bird.
|
240520
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
hey_e_o_i! byob!
beneath that:
gross_diagnostic etiquette
and beneath *that*:
dream_class metaphors
|
240523
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a_stranger_yells_at_me [in] dream_class
(i'm sure this has happened before)
|
240524
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
neutral_milk_hotel, let_me_love_you!
|
240525
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
forty noses
|
240525
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
as_winter_fades, a_stranger_yells_at_me.
|
240525
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
beds, what_did_you_smell_today?
(i imagine the answer would be, "bodies.")
|
240527
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
snobby blender
(it's pretty picky about what it's willing to intermingle)
|
240528
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
mercurial teeth_are_naked_bones
|
240530
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
fuck a_film_you_should_not_see
(but how?)
|
240602
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw deer
|
240604
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
recommendation in_mind
(i often have them)
|
240606
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
dream_body misread
|
240606
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vanity_plates recommendation
(i actually got one of these in a dream once, years ago. "WEST WIND" seemed like the greatest idea ever until i_woke_up. then it felt a little too on the nose, and maybe a little flatulent.)
|
240607
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
misread song_in_my_head
(i like it 'cause it rhymes)
|
240608
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
three_words: bean_bag_chair.
|
240610
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
sad_things seen_on_the_sidewalk
|
240612
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
lou_reed seen_on_the_sidewalk
|
240612
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
cautious poodle
|
240612
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
these two, one on top of the other:
cautious bridges
manifest red_things
|
240613
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
handsome nothing_king
(just because you aren't the king of anything, that doesn't mean you can't look good while you rule)
|
240616
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
what_are_you_reading? the_who_page?
|
240616
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
toy_piano song_in_my_head
|
240616
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
singing_in_the_shower to_nr
|
240617
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
everything_is_science to_nr (I'm not sure that's true for you, but it was cute how it lined up!)
|
240618
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
try_not_to_die, skippy.
|
240620
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
try_not_to_die, little_fly.
|
240621
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vague captcha
(i've seen more than a few of those)
|
240622
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_keep_forgetting what_i'm_dreaming.
|
240623
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
permission_to_name pavement
("i'd like to call this part here terry tarmac, sir")
|
240625
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unfortunately short_notable_blathes
|
240626
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
compliment old_yeller
(tell him he's a good boy)
|
240627
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_heard_my_toilet_scream after_the_storm
|
240627
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
dream_of_a_dog cheating_death
|
240702
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cutting_corners where_a_body_used_to_be
|
240702
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
peculiar half_asleep_thoughts_dialogue
|
240706
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
compliment_or_not, julia?
|
240710
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
cilium equation
(wouldn't eyelash-based math get a little hairy?)
|
240712
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
vegan? hmmmmmmmmmmm, god_knows
|
240713
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
ahhhh this was supposed to be under three_words. alas.
|
240713
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
nostalgic bike_ride
|
240715
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
dream_chile bureaucracy
|
240717
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
half_asleep_thoughts: "this_sunscreen_smells_like_sensodyne"
|
240721
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
repurposing leaflet
(or, "what i did yesterday")
|
240722
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
restless before_i_sleep
(this is also true)
|
240722
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
scald lawyers
(don't; they'll sue)
|
240723
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
john_mayall making_noise
(wailing the blues in the afterlife, no doubt)
|
240725
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
once_in_a_lifetime nap
(but I'm tired of napping, grandpa)
|
240726
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
scam john_mayall
|
240726
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
ghosts occupy_the_kitchen
(it's true. my mind won't stop seeing them.)
|
240728
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
and_you_say three_words_but_rearranged
|
240728
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
disturbing 21_year_old
|
240730
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
uneasy new_brain
|
240731
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
once_in_a_lifetime screen_name
(stars appear when you come up with the perfect online handle)
|
240804
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
jets leave_no_trace
|
240805
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
new_dream_lessons questioned
|
240806
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
unloved restlessness
|
240809
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
name_story characters
(it's an order; name them!)
|
240813
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
vine_court purview
|
240815
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
happy_birthday_blather — three_words
(true in both realms right now, since a quirk in the code has red recognizing blue's birthday but not its own)
|
240818
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
so_long, scents.
(so said the man who cut his nose off not to spite his face, but to escape the smell of his surroundings)
|
240819
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
illusion marking_my_mind
|
240820
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
shouting_at_cars: "crash_into_me!"
|
240822
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
what_made_you_laugh_today? tell_me.
|
240823
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
i_remember_now flying_under_water
|
240826
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
smart_ass, what_woke_you_up_this_morning?
|
240830
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Soma
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I laughed when i saw
MISTAKE PRESERVED!
dream_names, dream_songs
smart_ass compliment
and it read in my head like some catchy hawkers call, being shouted aloud and echoing down the street in an attempt to sell newspapers.
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240830
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raze
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semi_sweaty makeup
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240831
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raze
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used bullets
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240903
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raze
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radio_city sign
(population ... zzzt ... zzzt ... someone slap an antenna on this thing)
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240904
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raze
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favourite skite
(i'll never tell)
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240906
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raze
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jazz_singer checking_in
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240909
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nr
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uncut jazz_singer
i mean... are those two things correlated?
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240909
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raze
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white_squirrel talk_show
(now that's my kind of tv programming)
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240912
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raze
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my_senior_year targets
(isn't there a less sinister way to say "goals before graduating"?)
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240913
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nr
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today_i_learned rudiments
(still remember my old "stick control" book fondly.)
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240915
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raze
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random_footstools seen_on_the_sidewalk
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240917
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raze
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elsewhere_an_illusionist misblathed
(and how his words wept before he made them disappear)
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240920
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raze
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kate_braverman talking_about_the_weather
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240923
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nr
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grandmother nana
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240928
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raze
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these two are on top of each other right_now —
not_just_an_expression: never's_just_the_echo_of_forever
and:
naked dream_play
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241001
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nr
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thankless internal_clock
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241001
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nr
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thankless internal_clock
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241001
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nr nr
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those weren’t meant to be on top of each other
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241001
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raze
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scenario sincere
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241002
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raze
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making_one's_toilet songs_in_my_head_as_i_woke_up
(i mean, if you can turn a toilet into a song, or a series of songs — even if they only exist inside someone's half_asleep mind — i think you're officially a magician)
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241005
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raze
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each_day_is_its_own_animal (i_am_not_a_scientist)
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241006
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raze
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misheard, misbathed.
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241008
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raze
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scribble new_words
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241008
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nr
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three_words, new_and_improved
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241008
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raze
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clap_your_hands and_go_on_singing
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241010
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raze
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quora notification
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241011
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raze
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dream_songs to_be_portioned_into_cubes
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241012
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raze
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thom_yorke's floss
(is that a brand you can buy?)
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241014
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raze
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thom_yorke's dream_names
(bet he's got some interesting ones)
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241015
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raze
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smelly thanksgiving
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241016
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nr
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ye_olde hypnotist
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241017
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raze
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dad_says_he_saw_you_at_the_mall, mikey.
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241018
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raze
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pretentious snow_fort
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241022
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e_o_i
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pretentious raindrops
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241023
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raze
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spitting_into_the_bottomless boys_who_don't_go_outside
(i like the accidental alliteration there)
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241023
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raze
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sewing dream_names
(that would be a very interesting quilt)
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241025
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raze
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outlaws going_home
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241026
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raze
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touch_down, anus_face!
(this one made me laugh more than it probably should have)
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241027
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raze
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early_bird is_a_woman
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241028
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raze
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teenagers rock_me_to_sleep
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241031
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e_o_i
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accidentally on my part, a place-to-place exchange:
Australia, greetings_from_LA
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241102
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raze
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mouse_trap choices
(i'd go with the humane catch and release ones, myself)
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241104
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raze
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dream_songs in_a_quieter_city
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241108
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raze
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i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw the_opposite_effect
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241109
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raze
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trying dream_food
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241110
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raze
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more_half_asleep_thoughts? oh_no!
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241111
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raze
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i_found_a_raisin choking_on_echoes_which_were_not_mine
(that poor raisin ... it had so much to live for)
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241113
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raze
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things_you're_not_supposed_to_say: "i_joined_a_band_of_musical_pirates."
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241121
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raze
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i_looked_out_a_window_and_saw squirrels_conspiring.
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241122
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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