pranks
ovenbird
My
daughter
tells
me
that
today
in
garden
class
the
teacher
showed
up
with
a
cardboard
box
punched
full
of
holes
.
She
handed
it
to
a
student
and
said
, “
Be
VERY
careful
when
you
open
this
. Don’t
let
what
’s
inside
escape
!
There
’s
a
living
thing
in
there
!”
And
the
student
very
carefully opened
the
box
and
,
full
of
anticipation
, peered
inside
,
and
found
…a
potato
.
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...
raze
he
knew
he
would
have
a
few
hundred dollars
left
in
his
bank_account
after
withdrawing
what
he
needed
to
pay
the
rent
.
after
completing
the
transaction,
the
bank teller
smiled
at
him
and
said
, "
you
have
twelve dollars
left
in
your
account."
he
let
the
horror
sink
in
before
admitting
it
was
an
april_fool's_day
joke
.
some
things
aren't
funny
no
matter
what
day
of
the
year
you
choose
to
do
them
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from