funny
soia
two
funny
things
were
said
by
my
professor
today
and
no
one
laughed
:
1
)in
regards
to
running
out
of
fossil fuels "
it
may
be
the
end
of
civilization
as
we
know
it
but
you
can
be
sure
it
won't
mean
the
end
of
fertilizer
and
pesticides"
2
)in
regards
to
a
root fungus affecting
wheat
crops
"
now
here
is
the
real
monkey
wrench
in
the
ointment"
Two
not
so
funny
things
:
1
)
he
accused
me
of
lying
about
needing
to
take
the
final
early
2
)
I
had
coffee
and
it
made
me
so
nauseous
that
I
had
to
throw
up
when
I
got
home
-
but
at
least
I
feel
better
now
010305
...
chanaka
the
sounds
my
spanish
linguistics
professor
makes
.
we
are
learning
about
the
phonetical
structure
of
the
spanish
language
,
and
it
is
hard
to
hate
him
and
call
him
an
asshole
(
which
he
is
)
when
he
is
snorting
like
a
constipated
elephant
or
saying
"VVVV" "THHHHhhhh"
the
grade
i'm
getting
in
there
isn't
so
funny,
i
must
confess
010305
...
silentbob
You're
undercover funny
You're
only
funny
when
i'm
not
around
010906
...
.nom
how
only
the
one
eye
is
runny
,
my
'
good
eye'
050205
...
megan
funny
how
a
date
can
mean
so
much
in
one
life
and
nothing
in
the
next
051115
...
nr
sitting
on
a
plane
reading
our
collected
half_asleep_thoughts
and
trying
not
to
audibly
burst
out
laughing
reminds
me
of
a
time
many
years
ago
,
when
planes
had
“
radio
” channels
to
choose
from
,
and
my
mom
and
i
both
chose
the
channel
that
was
playing
abbott
and
costello’s “
who
’s
on
first
?”
we
were
laughing
so
hard
we
were
crying
,
and
also
realized
how
we
must
have
appeared
to
other
passengers
not
listening
to
that
channel,
which
added
some
more
hilarity.
251201
...
nr
true
absurdity
never
fails
251201
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
