funny
soia
two
funny
things
were
said
by
my
professor
today
and
no
one
laughed
:
1
)in
regards
to
running
out
of
fossil fuels "
it
may
be
the
end
of
civilization
as
we
know
it
but
you
can
be
sure
it
won't
mean
the
end
of
fertilizer
and
pesticides"
2
)in
regards
to
a
root fungus affecting
wheat
crops
"
now
here
is
the
real
monkey
wrench
in
the
ointment"
Two
not
so
funny
things
:
1
)
he
accused
me
of
lying
about
needing
to
take
the
final
early
2
)
I
had
coffee
and
it
made
me
so
nauseous
that
I
had
to
throw
up
when
I
got
home
-
but
at
least
I
feel
better
now
010305
...
chanaka
the
sounds
my
spanish
linguistics
professor
makes
.
we
are
learning
about
the
phonetical
structure
of
the
spanish
language
,
and
it
is
hard
to
hate
him
and
call
him
an
asshole
(
which
he
is
)
when
he
is
snorting
like
a
constipated
elephant
or
saying
"VVVV" "THHHHhhhh"
the
grade
i'm
getting
in
there
isn't
so
funny,
i
must
confess
010305
...
silentbob
You're
undercover funny
You're
only
funny
when
i'm
not
around
010906
...
.nom
how
only
the
one
eye
is
runny
,
my
'
good
eye'
050205
...
megan
funny
how
a
date
can
mean
so
much
in
one
life
and
nothing
in
the
next
051115
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
