farts
raze
i
ask
the
internet
if
squirrels
pass
gas
.
i'm
pretty
sure
i
know
the
answer
already
,
but
i'd
like
to
hear
it
straight
from
the
world
wide web's
crooked
mouth
.
google's
ai
overview
tells
me
:
"
almost
all
mammals
fart
,
with
the
exception
of
some
,
like
sloths."
now
i
want
to
know
what
happens
when
sloths
eat
.
it
turns
out
they
have
a
unique
digestive system
that
absorbs
the
gases
produced
during
digestion
into
their
bloodstream.
they
then
expel
those
gases
through
their
breath
.
because
of
their
slow
metabolism,
it
can
take
them
a
month
to
digest
a
single
meal
.
in
a
matter
of
seconds,
i've
gone
from
giggling
to
being
fascinated.
i
file
this
knowledge
away
.
maybe
it'll
come
in
handy
one_day
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from