enigmatic
raze seems like every time someone writes something about me in a somewhat professional capacity, they dust off this word. but i'm not very mysterious, and i've made a point of tearing down whatever mystery there once might have been. i think laziness is all it is. lazy writing. lazy thinking. it's easy to act like someone or something defies understanding when you don't feel like investing the small amount of work required to understand what's pretty straightforward. just because someone doesn't play by your rules doesn't mean they know something you don't. and if they did, do you really think they'd tell you? 141230
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epitome of incomprehensibility The Underhand Spoon
Octember 32, 2014

Johnny Whatsisname is the enigmatic guitarist, vocalist, and whateverist who writes songs with titles such as "When I Am Sleeping, the Hills Have Eyes" or was it "Mountains Are Jesus"? In any case, his enigmatic range of enigmatic genre-meshing lends itself to enigmatic distribution methods, and then enigmatic complaints by enigmatic critics of zzzz.... (The hills are alive! They're ALIVE!!!)
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raze see, that's a million times better than the kind of writing it's making fun of. i love it. i want the hills to be alive! and now i kind of want to write a song called "mountains are jesus". 141231
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