parents_have_the_best_porn_star_names raze maybe you've played this game before in a moment of weakness. you take your middle name, you append it to the street you grew up on, and that's your hypothetical adult film star stage name. mine is nothing special. my parents, on the other hand... my father would be charles radisson. my mother would be elizabeth cadillac. tell me those aren't perfect monikers for the era in which they would have starred in some salacious screen-steamers, had they been so inclined. it's ludicrous, i know. but some days you need a laugh any way you can get it. here is how i've scraped mine off the soles of this afternoon's shit-smeared shoes. 260423 ... ovenbird My dad would be John Moy. Which strikes me as hilarious. In a weird failure of memory I can't seem to recall the name of the street my mom grew up on, and that is terrifying me a little. 260423 ... epitome of incomprehensibility I don't know my dad's, but then he grew up in a different country. Not a far one, just a different one. And now I'm afraid to disclose my mom's, because the street is too close to where I am now...but trust me that it sounds more like a furniture store than a porn moniker. I'll take the neighbourhood instead of the street, then: Lois Valois...? The matching -ois amuses, but now the name sounds like a show name, style of the Colbert Report: the joke is that you pronounces the endings the same way. Lowis Valwiss. Or Lwah Valwah. (That is the law.) 260424 ... e_o_i (first one should sound like Lowiss Valowiss, though (and no, I will not be a nerd and get out the IPA)) 260424 what's it to you? who go blather from