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My dream last night, vaguely involving Kim Kardashian's hair, reminded me of this entry into portals_of_discovery: A few months ago, I saw my father working at his desk rather late at night and asked why; turns out he was doing a lecture thing once a month. Feeling creatively goofy, I intoned, "Once a month - that's clearly menstruation envy, the unconscious envy of many men, but it needn't be. The thing's not very exciting and it's rather a bother. If you really miss the sense of timing and all, you can concentrate more on your circadian rhythm." At least, "circadian rhythm" is what I meant to say, but my mind couldn't quite find "circadian," so it made my voice say the closest syllables I could think of, which happened to be "Kardashian." Thus "Kardashian rhythm." My dad, who tends to tune out irrelevance, didn't even notice.
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